The Chatlog Thread

AMAE NO KOUZOU PART LOLSADNESS

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EspyBounce!: LEAVE Fallen

Fallen: Grandma: nah we safe

Fallen: Me: FUCK THAT LETS GO

Fallen: my dads in the evac zone and the freeway is closed,,,

Eebit: Good luck Fallen

Fallen: Ah shit ripples in the water ;-;

EspyBounce!: Good luck

Eebit: "Flem: Didn't Eebit dump his spot on me?" If you want it you can have it, provided that's okay with Kuda

Keileon: Fallen hate to break the mood but this is the perfect chance for me to remind you that you need to get your KeM profile in as soon as possible.

EspyBounce!: Of course it isn't?!?!?!??

Shadow: If you die, you won't have to post for RtW.

Eebit: LOL

Fallen: Ok time to make my final post in rtw *shot* loljk

Eebit: SHADOW GHSKJDJK;GDFHJKLGHDFJKHD​KJLSGHD

EspyBounce!: Shadow...

Fallen: FUCK NINJAD

Keileon: LOL SHADOW

Fallen: DAMN PERUVIAN NINJAS

EspyBounce!: LOL WRONG TIMINGSES

Eebit: No, no

Fallen: THEIR WEED MAKES THEM PSYCHIC

Eebit: Kuda will post on his profile every week or so

EspyBounce!: CL CL there we go a CL

Eebit: "Where the fuck are you for RtW."

Shadow: ROFL

 

Oh Kuda.

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*Nyumi*: Sidenote: every time I see the word "ascend", I think of you-know-what-because-I' m-fucking-obsessed-with- it. (Sorry!)
*Nyumi*: But anyway!
*Nyumi*: How much do you think the items I sold will fetch me?
*Keileon*: If that's an innuendo, lol. If it's a Homestuck reference, completely lost on me.
*Nyumi*: The latter.

 

Masq do you have certain attractions for people of the enbrated *enebreeted * enbeerated *inebebrated *dronk kind to be aroused by Shadow's slwoness? *hintroxyhint* XD

 

*still wants to understand the concept of slwol*

 

^That was a Homestuck gag what I made. =P Maybe you don't know Homestuck? Well, then, let me tell you about Homestuck! X3

 

The two-part story of how I ragequit Black 2 today.

Part 1

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Lord X-Giga-X is too lazy to join the chat:
Good Arceus, this Metang...

Lord X-Giga-X joined the chat
Keileon: ???
Lord X-Giga-X: I've been trying to catch this Metang in a hidden grotto for the past 10 minutes.
Lord X-Giga-X: Or 5...
Lord X-Giga-X: idk
Keileon: So once again Shadow is an hour ahead of me. That'll get minorly confusing.
Lord X-Giga-X: Point is that I'm running out of PokeBalls trying to catch this thing.
Lord X-Giga-X: And the worst part is that I didn't save before starting this battle.
Lord X-Giga-X: So at the rate things are going, I'm gonna end up wasting a Master Ball. >​_>​
Keileon: lmfao
Lord X-Giga-X: I'd reset, but I have no idea when I last saved.
Lord X-Giga-X: ... Welp. I have no choice now.
Keileon: If you ever waste a Master Ball I can EASILY get you another
Lord X-Giga-X: Can't believe that happened. >​_>​
Keileon: (advantage of owning an action replay)
Keileon: Another advantage: I now have 8 Anticipation Eevee, three of which are shiny
Keileon: I'll need the new AR version soon though so I don't have to do everything on Black
Keileon: (slightly too lazy to add White 2 myself)
Lord X-Giga-X: That entire thing was just incredibly stupid...
Keileon: ((also the gold paint on the thing wears out after a while))
Keileon: ACTUALLY
Keileon: See if you can find the AR Game ID for USA version of White 2
Nate joined the chat
Keileon: primarily because I'm sure someone's got 1. the box cloning code and 2. something for hidden grottoes
Lord X-Giga-X: Hey Nate
Keileon: Hey Nate
Lord X-Giga-X: WHY IS THERE NEVER ANYTHING IN THIS GROTTO?!?!?!?
Keileon: lol
Keileon: Which grotto gets Vulpix?
Lord X-Giga-X: Okay really, the only thing that's ever shown up for me in the Route 18 Grotto is a Kingler.
Lord X-Giga-X: Abundant Shrine.
Keileon: k
Lord X-Giga-X: IRDO-012af769
Keileon: kk
Lord X-Giga-X: That was just extremely disappointing. Especially since it happened after... /that/...

Part 2

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Lord X-Giga-X: OH SHIT!
Lord X-Giga-X: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AA
Lord X-Giga-X headdesks
Keileon: ???
Lord X-Giga-X: Decided to catch an Amoongus for trading purposes, only to forget that "Master Ball" was shown as last used item.
Keileon: Yay code abuse!
Keileon: lmao
Nate: LOL
Lord X-Giga-X: JUST FUCKING GREAT!
Keileon: Dude lmao
Lord X-Giga-X: So in the span of an hour, I wasted both of my Master Balls!
Lord X-Giga-X: ARGH!
Keileon: Okay yeah I'll get you a couple later
Mobius joined the chat 7 seconds ago
Mobius: We should all play pokemon online
Keileon: Hey Mob
Lord X-Giga-X: I just... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​aagh...
Lord X-Giga-X: I mean, I have more Master Balls I can trade over from Black, but...
Lord X-Giga-X: That was just... idk if this could beat that one stupid moment in HG...
Lord X-Giga-X sighs and turns off 3DS

 

So, it turns out Kony is currently residing here at ZEJ.

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Cid: I imagine Nate like a Hypno.
Keileon: lol
Cid: Seriously.
Cid: Hes Smart, Likes the Psychic Type, and he steals little children.
Keileon: LOL
Cerberus: ...Nate does what?
Cid: Steals little children.
Cerberus: ...er....
Lord X-Giga-X joined the chat 10 minutes ago
Cerberus: Hey Giga~
Cid: I had to make that joke.
Cid: Lol
Cid: Would have worked better if I used Giga. And changed Likes the Psychic Type to "is Sometimes a little Scary"
Cid: Or maybe Shadow.
Keileon: wb giga [/late]
Lord X-Giga-X: ... Except I don't steal little children.
Cid: You cant hide it Giga.
Cid: Yes you do.
Cid: You break into nurseries and take them during recess.
Cid: Your a bad man.
Lord X-Giga-X: Not to mention I'm 20! Why the fuck would I want to steal little children when I could easily just- ... Know what, I'm just gonna stop there...
Cid: Wtf PMD, since when am I the sassy type >​.>​
Keileon: LMAO
Cid: Whatever, Riolu for me.
Cid: And Giga lol.
Cid: I know why you would steal little children.
Cid: Because you hate black children, but because you are black, if you had a child it would be black.
Cid: So you steal little white children.
Lord X-Giga-X: Except I don't like children!
Cid: And then when they grow above the age of 6, you rip off their skin and use it to make your human skin coat.
Cid: Your right Giga. You dont like children.
Lord X-Giga-X: So really, if I did steal little children, it wouldn't do me any good.
Cid: You LOVE children, and your obsessed with them.
Lord X-Giga-X: ...
Cid: You steal them as much as you can.
Cid: Your like a child in a candy store when you go into a nursery. Lots of young children to steal.
Cid gives Giga a new born and walks away
Lord X-Giga-X: ... Anyway, point is I hate children, and you're an idiot.
Lord X-Giga-X: Next topic.
Cid: Nope, you dont hate children.
Lord X-Giga-X: Yes, I do.
Cid: You hate /black/ children. We already covered this.
Lord X-Giga-X: I hate /all/ children!
Cid: And I for one think that Racist Pedophile Robber Murderers are evil.
Cid: And that makes you evil.
Lord X-Giga-X: What is this conversation even?!
Keileon: Giga was evil anyway
Cid: If you hate all children, then why do you have that child skin coat on?
Cerberus: You sound like you'd make a wonderful father, Giga.
Cid: I know.
Cid: He should consider keeping some children, and training them to steal more children for him.
Cid: But thats his choice.
Cerberus: brb
Lord X-Giga-X: My choice is this...
Cid was kicked in a rather boring way.
Keileon: Cid no
Cid joined the chat
Cid: Ok. Ok. Ill stop.
Keileon: You got a detail wrong anyway
Cid: And which one is that?
Keileon: When they go over age 6, he doesn't rip their skin off
Cid: Oh?
Cid: Oh right, he just gives them to Shadow for his Loli Army.
Lord X-Giga-X: ...
Keileon: He injects animal DNA in them to make experiments like Hexidos
Cid: Actually that makes even more sense!
Cid: Giga, I shall say you are no longer a child stealer.
Keileon: (giga just be aware we're playing, we know you don't steal children. :>​)
Cid: Instead, you are a Pedophile Rapist Robber Scientist.
Keileon: (you make them yourself with Espira)
Lord X-Giga-X: LOFL KUDA
Cid: Yes, but those ones he doesn't keep. He sells those ones to slavery.
Cid: Because they are part black.
Keileon: No, they're blue
Keileon: Fucking Blue Kids, a rare breed
Keileon: Which is why they go for quite a bit of money
Cid: Indeed.
Cid: hmm, so what kind of slavery does he sell them into?
Cerberus: I come back and see this.
Cid: Regular servant work?
Cid: Or perhaps he sells them as sex slaves.
Lord X-Giga-X: None of your fucking business, Cid.
Lord X-Giga-X: ... Cid, wtf...
Lord X-Giga-X: Just... wtf...
Keileon: I'd assume so.
Keileon: LOL
Keileon: That was worth the ninja
Cid: Probably for some weird Avatar style cosplay sex.
Cid: That must be it.
Cid: It has to be. Am I right Giga?
Lord X-Giga-X: Okay, no. What I actually do is find some weak army and then sell them to them, wait until they win a war, have said children betray said army, and then rinse and repeat.
Keileon: Nah
Flimzy was killed by Shadow's supervirus.
Cid: So your Kony?
Keileon: LOL GIGA
Cid: Oh my god Giga is Kony. We should have seen it.
Cid: I mean, hes black, and he steals children.
Cid: He has to be Kony.
Keileon: AHAHAHA
Lord X-Giga-X: ... And suddenly, I'm Kony hiding out in Florida.
Cid: Yep.
Cid: Thats why he cant be assassinated.
Cid: Because they cant find him.
Cid: And why? Because they think hes in africa
Cid: When really, HES IN FLORIDA.
Keileon: IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Cid: Brb, calling the FBI.
Cid: They will get right on this.
Cerberus: LOL
Cid: And if they dont, then my sniper can do the job just fine.
Cid pulls out a BB gun and pretends its a sniper rifle
Keileon: idk, Florida's a big state
Lord X-Giga-X: -sniper rifle +owl person
Cid: True, we might need the entire army after him.
Cid: Oh wait, but they are in Africa.
Cid: What a predicament.
Cid: Prediciment*
Keileon: (Also he's helping /my/ goal of lowering the population of the human race)
Cerberus: LMAO
Cid: So.
Cid: If your not a PedoRapist.
Cerberus: ...You spelled it right the first time, Cid.
Cid: And your Kony.
Lord X-Giga-X: Meanwhile, this conversation's making me want to kill a child.
Keileon: Predicament is correct
Cerberus: LOL
Cid: YES, AND YOU WILL SEW IT ONTO YOUR JACKET.
Cid: YOU NEED MORE HUMAN SKIN FOR IT.
Lord X-Giga-X: brb
Starr joined the chat
Keileon: LOL GIGA

 

Part two of the above conversation. 

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Keileon: my signature has been updated with the funniest thing I have read since gigadrunk
Cid: I already have it Kony.
Cid: It is too late for you.
Cerberus: inb4 Review Mode.
Cid: Your location shall be found.
Cid: + I saved a Cache of the website before he did that.
Lord X-Giga-X: O U KUDA
Cid: So Kony, what poor defenseless African town will you be assaulting next?
Lord X-Giga-X: Actually, I'm gonna be assaulting a defenseless Canadian town.
Cid: Good luck with that, I dont live in a town.
Keileon: (psst go for somewhere in egypt because you can hide behind the yu-gi-oh tablets)
Lord X-Giga-X: Or city.
Cid: Nope.
Cid: I dont live in a city either.
Cerberus: Igloo
Cid: MUAHAHAHA I LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION. YOUR GOING COMPELTELY INSANE KONY. NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO SUICIDE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
Lord X-Giga-X: Whatever you live once I get the info from Dark.
Cid: JUST OD ON YOUR MEDICATIOn.
Lord X-Giga-X: +in
Cid: IT WILL BE PAINLESS.
Lord X-Giga-X: Cid, you got my imagination confused with Kuda's.
Cid: Mr Kony.
Cerberus: Hey Tyran~
Cid: I have a question. Why are you a Child Rapist/Murderer/Scientis​t/Kidnapper/Pedophile?
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers joined the chat
Cid: Were you born this way?
Keileon: Hey Tyran
Lord X-Giga-X: I am what I am because you're an idiot.
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: Ellllo.
Cerberus: LOL GIGA
Lord X-Giga-X: This is all part of my master plan to kill you.
Keileon: Poke him with a cue-tip, Giga
Cid: Ah hello Ms Tyran, would you like to help me interrogate Kony?
Cid: He is being very uncooperative.
Cerberus: LMAO
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: I would not like to participate in anything with you <3
Lord X-Giga-X: OKAY SERIOUSLY, CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW?
Cerberus: Uncle's getting angry.
Cid: Fine. Roooo in my fin.
Lord X-Giga-X: I'd prefer not to spend an hour on this stupid conversation.
Cid: fun*
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: Okay.
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: l.
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: Moving onto finance.
Cerberus: What conversation /would/ you prefer to spend an hour on, Giga?
Keileon: LOL
Lord X-Giga-X: lol
Cid: Oh I have a number of conversations we could spend numerous hours on.
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: Giga wants finance.
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers: *w*
Lord X-Giga-X: No finance.
Cid: Like Gigas blue skin. There are many theories I have come up with as to how he obtained that.
Goliath joined the chat
Keileon: I think someone in this chat is drunk
Cerberus: Oh, wonderful. Hey Gol~
Keileon: lol hey gol
Cid: Like for example, maybe he was a jellyfish who evolved legs, and a brain.
Cid: And lungs.
Cid: And then just walked onto land.
Cid: Or maybe he fell into a can of permanant blue paint.
Keileon: No, he ate too much silver
Cid: But the most likely one is that he is an alien.
Keileon: [/actual skin condition]
Lord X-Giga-X: ... You've been spending too much time with Dark.
Tyranyanyanyanmotherfuckers ditched the chat.
Keileon: LOL ALIEN
Lord X-Giga-X: Why hasn't anyone changed that message back? XD
Cid: And that would make Giga A Pedophile/Alien/Child Rapist/Robber/Murderer/B​lack Man/Kony.
Keileon: Cid stop being redundant
Cid: And Bald. Dont forget Bald.
Keileon: A child rapist IS a pedophile
Cid: True.
Cid: And Kony IS Black.
Cid: So Alien/Child Rapist/Robber/Murderer/K​ony
Keileon: Also I don't think Giga's bald
Cid: Yes he is.
Lord X-Giga-X: Thank you!
Lord X-Giga-X: No, I'm not.
Keileon: No, his hair is green
Cid: He has to be bald, or the space time continuum would rip apart.
Cid: Fuck I murdered that word.
Cid: Now im an Idiot/Murderer
Keileon: He's like, "Screw the rules, I have green hair!"
Cid: Yes, green hair.
Lord X-Giga-X: Then by that logic, you existing should have destroyed the space time con- LOL
Cid: perhaps when he was younger.
Keileon: No he still has it
Cid: Giga, go Super Saiyan and I will stop being a redundant asshole.
Cid: You have 5 episodes.
Cid: Ready. Set. GO!
Lord X-Giga-X goes super saiyan in only 1 episode
Lord X-Giga-X: [/B^(
Cid: Im sorry, thats not Super Saiyan, thats Super Saiyajin.
Cid: You Lose.
Cid: Now I shall annoy you twice as much.
Cid: And past the grave
Lord X-Giga-X: Sore loser.
Cid: Nope, there is a difference
Keileon: Consolation prize: Get Out Of Jail Free card

 

Oh those Peruvians.

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Keileon: (And then Mob said I needed a boyfriend that wasn't peruvian and Nitori just went "aw")
Cerberus: Nah, get a Peruvian boyfriend. I hear they can do wonderful things with their elbows.
Nate: lmao Nitori
Cerberus: *mauled*
Keileon: LOL
Shadow: LMFAO CERBY
Nate: My aunt has a Peruvian husband.. /not sure if random or not
Shadow begins giggling madly
Shadow grabs Cerby
Cerberus: OH GOD WHAT IS THIS
Shadow proceeds to disembowel Cerby
Keileon: LMAO.
Shadow uses Cerby to paint bizarre iconography on walls
Cerberus: ...Peruvians also have strange pastimes...
Shadow mutilates Cerby with a creepy smile on his face
Keileon: Must be the full moon.
Cerberus: LOL
Keileon: (I think that deserves chatlogging from the elbow comment)

 

And I somehow pull out win from fail.

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Lord X-Giga-X: ... Did not want to fight this trainer. I am so screwed.
Keileon: Who?
Lord X-Giga-X: Preschooler on Route 3.
Lord X-Giga-X: ... This is why I should have had my /other/ Volcarona in my party.
Keileon: Seeing as you're "screwed" I assume either low health in White Treehollow/Black Tower or traini-- lol
Keileon: This just in: Giga's losing to a 4-year-old
Lord X-Giga-X: ... Lv 35 vs 2 Lv 61 Pokemon, yet I'm doing decent somehow.
Nate|phone: >​ingame trainers
Chinook: rofl
Chinook: you're about to lose to a preschooler
Chinook: what a terrible trainer.
Keileon: YOU THINK YOU CAN YOU THINK YOU CAN [/hyper]
Lord X-Giga-X: Oh hey, I won.
Chinook: Oh damn nice.
Chinook: Congrats 2 u
Nate|phone: GEWD ONE
Chinook: your inner man is still within
Keileon: Nate I just remembered something
Nate|phone: And you just beat a preschooler... Should we uh... call the authoeities?
Lord X-Giga-X: inb4accidentalPokeBallpu​rchasing
Nate|phone: I really think that battle was a lose-lose situation there

 

My fail at phrasing.

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16:18 Cerberus: And there are no blond teens on Safebooru!
16:19 Tezzeret: o.o
16:21 *** ShiningStar is now known as SleepingStar|bbl
16:22 *** crazE joined #CoE
16:22 +++ ChanServ has given voice to crazE
16:22 Cerberus: Dammit, why are there so many sexy, scantily-clad girls?! Some people need pictures of thin, blond-haired young men!
16:22 Tezzeret:
16:22 Cerberus : ...um. Hi crazE~
16:22 crazE: . . .
16:22 Cerberus: LOL
16:23 *** Dark quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dark|2)))
16:23 *** Dark joined #CoE
16:23 +++ ChanServ has given voice to Dark
16:23 Cerberus: I-I'm trying to find a picture for a character, you see...
16:23 Shadow: That was extremely awkward.

 

I am psychic!

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Lord X-Giga-X rolled a bucket filled with 100 rocks. The bucket kept 55 rocks inside.
Raivis Galante rolled a bucket filled with 100 rocks. The bucket kept 44 rocks inside.
Lord X-Giga-X: inb433
Keileon rolled a bucket filled with 100 rocks. The bucket kept 33 rocks inside.
Lord X-Giga-X: OMFG
Keileon: LOL WHAT
Raivis Galante: XD

 

How does this even work?!

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Lord X-Giga-X: Also, when's DS starting?
Shadow: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lord X-Giga-X: That thing we've been waiting for you to actually start for a year now.
Shadow: I still don't know what you're talking about.
Lord X-Giga-X: http://www.zejroleplaying.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=20
Shadow: Thread doesn't exist.
Lord X-Giga-X: k, let me link something that /does/ exist then.
Lord X-Giga-X: http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Shadow: OH, NOPE. I'm not clicking serebii. I'm not getting anywhere near that.
Shadow: I've been resisting spoiler temptations since forever.
Keileon: LMAO
Lord X-Giga-X: http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Lord X-Giga-X: http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Flimzy: Oh btw, you guys probably already know this
Shadow: Not. Fucking. Clicking.
Lord X-Giga-X: http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Keileon: On that note Giga, I'm avoiding Serebii for the same reason- any Wi-Fi or DW stuff going on?
Flimzy: Actually nevermind, I'll get back to you on this.
Shadow: Still not clicking anything.
Lord X-Giga-X: There is a Gothirita thing.
Lord X-Giga-X: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokemon_Mystery_Dungeon:_Magnagate_and_the_Infinite_Labyrinth
Lord X-Giga-X: It's not Serebii.
Flimzy: Is is giga trying to troll with PMD spoilers?
Shadow: THAT doesn't have spoilers, so I'll click that alright.
Shadow: OH GOD.
Lord X-Giga-X: HAH!
Keileon: What is this thing with Gothorita?
Shadow: I JUST NOTICED THE PLOT SECTION
Shadow: I ALMOST SCROLLED DOWN
Lord X-Giga-X: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!
Keileon: LOL
Lord X-Giga-X: +ALMOST, but still

More from 1% Chance!

Spoiler

Raivis Galante rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 60 marbles inside.
Lord X-Giga-X rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 29 marbles inside.
Keileon rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 1 marbles inside.
Lord X-Giga-X: 1!
Keileon: <_<
Raivis Galante rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 17 marbles inside.
Lord X-Giga-X rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 1 marbles inside.
Lord X-Giga-X: ...
Keileon: LMAO
Lord X-Giga-X: k, I deserved that
Raivis Galante: XD
Keileon rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 1 marbles inside.
Raivis Galante: XD
Keileon: LOLWTF
Lord X-Giga-X: WHAT'S GOING ON XD
Raivis Galante: inb4 1
Raivis Galante rolled a bucket filled with 100 marbles. The bucket kept 79 marbles inside.

 

^Um, sodomise DOES mean to have furry procreation. =P
In other words... yeeeaaah...