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The Chatlog Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by Shadow, Oct 9, 2011.

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  1. ...Self-explanatory. SPOILER ALL THE LOGS!

    Now on, "Whatever We Do When We're Bored as FUQQQ"...

    ...CHAPTER #Pi: ROLLDIE MOLESTATION

    Flimzy: Welp
    Flimzy: We all won one now
    Flimzy: "won one"
    Flimzy: That's odd to say
    Shadow: Alright but let's do it in a way so we can prevent spamming
    Shadow: no "ENTER ENTER ENTER"
    Shadow: We can like, copy/pasta
    Ziolang: I never did that
    Flimzy: Turn based?
    Shadow: and wait for the result to appear
    Shadow: Or turn based
    Shadow: yes
    Ziolang: I clicked the post button rapidly =P
    Flimzy: That's what I've been doing anyway lamp
    Shadow: alright, 1 is me, 2 is Zio, 3 is Flem
    Flimzy: wtf lamp
    Shadow rolled a die with 3 sides. The die showed: 2
    Ziolang: What number we need?
    Shadow: Zio goes first
    Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between 1 and 3. Chatzy chose: 1
    Shadow: I go second
    Shadow: Hmm
    Flimzy: 7
    Shadow: Okay 7
    Ziolang: An explosion
    Flimzy: It's my favorite number
    Ziolang: tyfdkujshyarejyrdkj
    Ziolang: COPY/PASTA I KILL U
    Flimzy: (ps it represents magic)
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 59
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 13
    Flimzy: (also my birthday is 7/7)
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 61
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 84
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 60
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 74
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 23
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 49
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 69
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 60
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 42
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 42
    Ziolang: lol 2 60s
    Shadow: (LOL)
    Ziolang: LOL
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 25
    Shadow: 2 42's
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 64
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 59
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 95
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 53
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 46
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 91
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 29
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 95
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 66
    Ziolang: saetuyaszrgt
    Ziolang: TWICE
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 89
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 47
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 90
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 55
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 54
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 20
    Ziolang: lol
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 26
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 66
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 12
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 69
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 76
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 83
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 96
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 38
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 38
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 14
    Ziolang: wow...
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
    Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 54
    Shadow: wow
    Ziolang: not a single single digit yet
    Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 8
    Ziolang: LOL
    Shadow: WOW
    Shadow: LMAO
    Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 7
    Ziolang: E%RTSKYFDJSTHRDAZTJYKFX
    Shadow: I'M THE WINNER
    Flimzy: speak of the de--
    Ziolang: HOLY SHRIMP
    Flimzy: DAMN
    Flimzy: Ok refilling on food now
    Shadow: MY MAGIC POWER
    Shadow: IS AMAZING
    Flimzy: Because this RNG crap cleaned me out
    Shadow: Let's quote this, ffs
     
    #1 Shadow, Oct 9, 2011 at 7:08 AM
  2. meanwhile, in #CoE

    <Mobius> We may not ever agree on each other like we're a broken up diveroced love couple
    <Mobius> but roleplaying is business with me
    <Mobius> not personal
    <Eebit> LOL
    <Shadow> LMAO
    <Shadow> roleplaying
    <Shadow> serious
    <Shadow> fucking
    <Shadow> business
     
    #2 Eebit, Oct 11, 2011 at 7:14 AM
  3. Dor, wtf is wrong with you?! XD

    Roland Deschain: I want to feel your hands all over me also.

    Roland Deschain: o.o

    Lord X-Giga-X: ...

    Roland Deschain: SHIT!!!

    Roland Deschain cleared the room 62 seconds ago

    Shadow: Your point fails as it's not MY pet

    Wassermann: WAAAIT

    Lord X-Giga-X: XDDDDDDDD

    Shadow: HOLY SHIT WHAT

    Wassermann: I DIDN'T FINISH THAT

    Roland Deschain: I am sorry, I had to do that >.<

    Wassermann: FFFF

    Jason: LMAOOOOOO

    Shadow: Roland Deschain: I want to feel your hands all over me also.

    Shadow: AHAHAHA

    Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHA

    Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Roland Deschain: >.<

    Shadow: oh dor
     
    #3 Lord X-Giga-X, Oct 12, 2011 at 3:25 AM
  4. Needs more cowbell.
     
    #4 Fuzzydude, Oct 12, 2011 at 11:13 PM
  5. Where is this chat?
     
    #5 Maxwell, Oct 13, 2011 at 12:55 AM
  6. There are two chats, actually, that feed into this one. The first and third logs (posted by Shadow and Giga, respectively) come from the Cult of Ustream's 'headquarters,' which can be found here. The second (posted by me) comes from our IRC channel affiliate, #CoE on irc.paradoxirc.net . There's a link to it at the bottom of our forums~ (or via a direct link, HERE)

    Hope to see you around~ :>
     
    #6 Eebit, Oct 13, 2011 at 1:26 AM
  7. Cool. Which is used more frequently?
     
    #7 Maxwell, Oct 13, 2011 at 4:44 AM
  8. They're both used very frequently, however there's a protection on the CoU headquarters where only certain members can get in due to some trolling issues we've had; shoot me, Shadow, or Giga a PM if you want to get in.
     
    #8 Keileon, Oct 13, 2011 at 1:36 PM
  9. Sure thing.
     
    #9 Maxwell, Oct 14, 2011 at 12:13 AM
  10. Jason: lol this commercial is parodying the twilight series movies

    Shadow: lol

    Lord X-Giga-X: Speaking of commercial parodies, I saw a Puss in Boots commercial parodying an Old Spice commercial.

    Jason: anyway... cp

    Lord X-Giga-X: I was like "WTF XD"

    Wassermann: XD

    Wassermann: Stay furry my friends

    Wassermann: my dad saw that and gave Robert a funny look

    Jason: GIGA THAT COMMERCIAL JUST CAME ON

    Wassermann: o_O

    Lord X-Giga-X: OMG XDDDDDDDDDDD

    Wassermann: PSYCHIC

    Lord X-Giga-X: WOW

    I don't even
    XD
     
    #10 Lord X-Giga-X, Oct 14, 2011 at 12:46 AM
  11. 19:34 Flimzy [​IMG]
    19:34 Flimzy SHADOW
    19:35 Shadow WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
    19:35 Shadow :||||||
    19:35 Flimzy THE BEST THING EVER
     
    #11 Flimzy, Oct 14, 2011 at 3:34 PM
  12. So Scizor-Tastic! and I decided to play the die game. XD

    Espy: You need to get a 25 or 66.
    Sciz rolled a die. The die showed: 1
    Sciz: ...
    Sciz: derp
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 26
    Sciz: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Espy: XDDDDD
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 86
    Sciz: Nyeeeeeeeeeeh.
    Espy: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 38
    Espy: Yowie!
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 11
    Espy: Rolldie!
    Sciz: x 6
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 47
    Espy: XD
    Espy: -5
    Sciz rolled a die. The die showed: 4
    Sciz: ffffffffff
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 100
    Espy: WOAH
    Sciz: ...
    Sciz: ......DAMN.
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 68
    Espy: XD
    Sciz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    Espy: HAR
    Espy: -2
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 21
    Espy: +5!
    Espy: *+4
    Espy: or x2
    Espy: both will do XD
    Sciz rolled a die. The die showed: 2
    Sciz: ...
    Sciz: GAH
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 29
    Sciz: fffffffff
    Espy: :p
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 13
    Espy: NU
    Espy: x2 -1
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
    Sciz: ...Siiiiiiiigh...
    Espy: -2 XD
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 97
    Espy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 60
    Sciz: GAH
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 65
    Espy: XD
    Espy: +1
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 59
    Espy: You know, you COULD just Copy/Paste "/rolldie 100". XD
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 67
    Espy: -1 NUUUUUUUUU
    Espy: RULE CHANGE!
    Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 16
    Sciz: HMMM?
    Espy: If you get anywhere from 29 to 33, OR 42 you win! XD
    Sciz: Okay then!
    Espy: XD
    Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 31
    Espy: WHUT
    Espy: IS
    Espy: THIS
    Espy: I
    Espy: DON'T
    Espy: EVUN
     
    #12 Zygardia, Oct 14, 2011 at 4:04 PM
  13. Once again, epic Eeb has epic timing.

    Jason: I think you'd first PM an admin asking for an ASB subforum; I think Eeb would be willing

    Nyumi-chan: ...I already posted. Blame Giga. >.<

    Nyumi-chan: (No offense, dude)

    Lord X-Giga-X: Meh, none taken.

    Lord X-Giga-X: I honestly thought there.

    Jason: lol

    Lord X-Giga-X: Oh well, definitely PM Eeb about making the subforum and have him move the thread there.

    Jason: Edit a note into the post and go contact Eeb

    Eebit joined the chat

    Eebit: I heard my name

    Lord X-Giga-X: OR YOU COULD ASK HIM RIGHT NOW

    Lord X-Giga-X: XDDDDDDDDD

    Jason: OR HAVE HIM COME HERE THAT WORKS TOO

    MY GOD, JASE! YOU FAIL AT EMOTIONS!!!
    Jetstream is silent for a minute, staring out to the horizon, though his eyes have a light to them, as if he's anxious to say something... Finally he takes a breath. "Rose..."

    Sol: Oh I uh- *Whispers* I'm..sol.

    Scraff: (previous stuff with scraff is dead now...)

    Jetstream: (I am COMPLETELY winging this lol)

    Rose: Yes?

    Sol: (C'mon Jet, don't Choke)

    Shade: (winging it with one wing *SHOT*)

    Eve: [*chokes and dies*[/Kuda]]

    Shade: ...we soups look for the other members now

    Rose: (Nonupdating?)

    Rose: (Derp nevermind)

    Eve: [soups? XD]

    Jetstream: When I went to try to rescue you at Blizzard Island... Honestly, I didn't think I'd escape alive. All I was concerned with... was getting you out of there...

    Shade: (*should)

    Scraff: (lolsoups)

    Shade: (everyone don't post, it's cutscene time)

    Shade: (besides the couple)

    Jetstream: (lol winging it with one wing)

    Scraff: (k lol)

    Eve: Prekbak: *bends over and picks up Eve, then flies into the air, and toward the guild* [*posts anyway because last post*]

    Rose: I didn't think you'd come, honestly... But seeing you there... I was filled with hope.

    Sol: :)|)

    Scraff: (*makes popcorn and passes it to everyone but jase and shadow*)

    Sol: (*Eats a bit* I better not......Choke)

    Eve: [I think Giga died ._.]

    Shade: (i love jason's characters get more action than him)

    Dag: (Nope)

    Shade: (nah he's watching)

    Dag: (Shade: (i love jason's characters get more action than him) <-- Uh....)

    Shade: (+ how)

    Shade left the chat 5 seconds ago

    Sol: (....Wow)

    Jetstream: It's just... I didn't want to lose you. *closes eyes* My wing was more than a fair price to pay to see you safely away from that island. You didn't- and still don't- deserve to be used like that.

    Shade joined the chat

    Eve: [B R B [/chuggaaconroy]]

    Scraff: (*puts lionel luvdosc on*)

    Shade: (Inside Jets head: *currently choking*)

    Scraff: (*luvdisc)

    Sol: (i'm watching the new vid btw, Crayon)

    Sol: (A whole lotta asian accent, man)

    Shade: (wtf, why the hell does this show have a sexual song in it and right now of all things

    Sol: (otgtrgtr)

    Rose appears to blush "Jet... That's touching..."

    Shade: (-things + times)

    Jetstream: (lol)

    Rose: Did you really want to sacrifice your wing for... for me?

    Shade: (the world must be expecting this *shot*)

    Jetstream: Considering I was putting my life on the line in the first place? Yes.

    Shade: (someone must copy this xD)

    Rose smiles widely "Thank you Jet... For everything you have done..."

    Dag: (On it)

    Scraff: (i think thaf, while i havent done much, im gonna quit cping for the night. kibda gettibg tired of it now tbph)

    Shade: (This beats mobius' stories anyday)

    Sol: (Bye Nate :/)

    Jetstream: I guess what I'm trying to say is... I care too much about you to be able to stand on the sidelines and see you suffer. You're too important to me...

    Shade: (bye)

    Dag: (Also, kibda)

    Shade: (Here it comes!)

    Jetstream: (bye nate)

    Rose: (lmao nate typos)

    Sol: (Don't let the Weenie get 'ya, Jet)

    Sol: (...wait a sec.)

    Scraff: (im not leacing. just dont wanna cp =|)

    Sol: (......I blame myself for that, Horrid- Horrid Comment.)

    Scraff: (leaving stupid phone)

    Rose feels her heart beat faster, "Y-you're important to me too."

    Jetstream: (I'm trying to avoid flat-out saying "I love you" but get the meaning across <_<)

    Shade: (Might get a surprise at the end :p)

    Rose: (*enjoys torturing Kuda with these things, knowing that his emotional self is near nonexistent*)

    Jetstream: (argh brain y u get stuck NOW)

    Jetstream: (give me a sec)

    Shade: (this isn't writers block, this is lovers block)

    Sol: (oh gosh I smell choke)

    Rose: (*starts pulling asshole move*)

    Sol: (ohhohohohoho)

    Shade: (ask david for advice)

    Jetstream: (aaaargh brb)

    Dag: (LOL)

    Shade: (...)

    Rose: (LOL)

    Shade: (Love denied!!!)

    Jetstream: (My mom wants me to get to bed so I'm stalling)

    Rose: (WOW WHAT)

    Sol: (Dude it's the Weekend!)

    Rose: (Go to bed this soon? :|)

    Rose: (What the fuck is this bullshit)

    Sol: (lollogic doesn't apply to the weekend)

    Shade: (tell your mom youre confessing to the celebi of your dreams)

    Dag: (....)

    Jetstream: (>1 am)

    Rose: (LMAO)

    Sol: (LOL)

    Jetstream: (lmao)

    Dag: (Fallen, she'd probably check him into a mental hospital if he told her that)

    Eve: [>late night creativity]

    Sol: (Argh it's happening here too)

    Sol: (Robo-Derp wants me out :/)

    Dag: (Lame)

    Sol: (bye)

    Sol left the chat

    Rose: (DERP)

    Dag: (So Jase sucks at confessing emotions to FICTIONAL characters, and he's being forced to go to bed.)

    Shade: (IT WAS AT THE FREAKING CLIMAX TOO!!!!)

    Rose: (And Kuda left)

    Rose: (LOLOLOLOLOL)

    Rose: (LOLOLOLOL)

    Jetstream reopens his eyes, his sapphire gaze directed to the waves before turning to Rose. "That's just it... we're important to each other..." He mutters. "Rose, I..."

    Dag: (Yeah, let's just- Oh, EOL)

    Rose: (Oh fuck nevermind different screen)

    Rose: (lmao(

    Rose: (*))

    Shade: (JUST KISS HER :(((((((()

    Jetstream: (um no I didn't but I'm stuck now)

    Eve: [Kuda always drops out when he posts from DSi]

    Shade: (i have seen this scene in a tv show too

    Scraff: (shadow rose needs to push a bit harder methinks)

    Jetstream: (Fallen I'd ask if that made any sense but >Latios x Celebi pairing so yeah)

    Rose: (No, I'm doing it on purpose)

    Rose: (I'm torturing Kuda's nonexistent emotional self)

    Rose: (By forcing Jet to confess on his own)

    Jetstream: (At least help me a little fgt)

    Rose: (no)

    Scraff: (by push i meant just making it so jet has to confess on his own >_>)

    Dag: (Jase, if he did, it'd be less entertaining.)

    Jetstream: (wait idea)

    Scraff: (crap that made little sense ignore me)

    Eve: [*Zio appears and pushes Jet*]

    Shade: (just slowly fly toward her and go for the kiss :/)

    Jetstream: (Sight sharing, is that ONLY images or can it be emotions as well)

    Eve: [LOL YOU ARE SO LAME]

    Shade: (...dude...)

    Rose turns to Jet, light green gaze fixated on his'. Her pink cheeks turn redder still. Heart beating faster. Awaiting.

    Rose: (WOW)

    Dag: (XDDDDDD)

    Jetstream: (Eh <_<)

    Rose: (YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAME LMAO)

    Eve: [I can't just say it so I'm going to let my supernatural power do it for me]

    Rose: (OKAY ROSE GOES WITH SHADE GG)

    Shade: (..just use my idea)

    Shade: (SLOWLY FLY TOWARD HER IN A ROMANTIC SEXY WAY AND GO FOR THE KILL!)

    Jetstream: (I thought it might help okay x_x Ah well)

    Jetstream: (Fine fine)

    Shade: (...dude we are helping you confess to a pokemon that isn't real and you have hard time :/)

    Rose: (I'm giggling irl at this nonsense)

    Rose: (This is just funny XDDDD)

    Dag: (Dude, you're having a harder time with JetxRose than you did with JasexDestiny)

    Jetstream: (yeah so i have issues so what)

    Shade: (^)

    Shade: (...@shadow)

    Dag: (Fallen, we know you have issues)

    Rose: (LOL)

    Eve: [At this point it would be easier to put the CP into brackets/parenthesize.]

    Shade: (I see more action happening on a documentary of albert einstein :/)

    Jetstream tilts his head slightly, his eyes fixed on hers, before leaning in and kissing her.

    Shade: (Finally)

    Jetstream: (there happy fgts)

    Eve: [lame post is lame]

    Shade: (I can finally rest in peace)

    Shade left the chat

    Rose closes her eyes, accepting the kiss. She feels the entire world blossoming as one moment ensues, then another... and another...

    Jetstream: (You have to admit I was doing well at first :p)

    Shade joined the chat

    Eve: [No I don't]

    Eve: [You can't tell me what to do]

    Rose: (lmao finally)

    Shade: (I could have done better :/)

    Rose: (THE ENTIRE story has been narrowed to this moment)

    Rose: (and Kuda nearly fucks up)

    Shade: (^)

    Rose: (good job tho)

    Dag: (I doubt it highly, Fa- No wait, I don't.)

    Eve: [I've seen roadkill with better people skills]

    Jetstream: (lol sure fallen and i suppose shade never really liked rose enough to steal her from jet)

    Rose pulls away from what it seems to be an eternity, whispering "I love you, Jet." before tightly embracing him

    Rose: (and there we go. CP ender.)

    Jetstream: (okay brb possibly bbs, sorry)

    Shade: (he saw that you two were destined twi be :p)

    Dag: (Wait a minute, Shadow)

    Rose: (aw fuck.)

    Eve: [lol]

    Dag: Vigoroth: Man, that was painful to watch. *walks from behind a rock*

    Rose: (LMAO)

    Rose: (LMAO)

    Shade: (time to make a lol moment)

    Rose: (LMAO)
     
    #13 Lord X-Giga-X, Oct 15, 2011 at 2:52 AM
  14. Scizor dropped a bomb accidentally-on-purpose. DX

    Amph joined the chat
    Scizor: .........Yeah, it DOES look more like Umbreon...
    Espy: AMPHY <3
    Scizor: hj2e2bejrf
    Scizor: e3fkkjf3j4
    Amph: :D
    Scizor: f3hj3fhj3j4hf
    Scizor: 34ehhf4jf34g
    Scizor: 34jkkj44jk33tg
    Espy: OHAAAAAAI
    Scizor: 3gjhg3jhg3g
    Scizor: (tacklehug)
    Scizor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Espy: knldefnvlk.eknv rs. ngvwtvjkn edfrn v;r;gntkvernekb;vwgrwden​bgtnrbvkbnrljkbnv rwkljvnflkewqv
    Amph: I finally catch you guys online
    Espy: frojvjrokfgnibvjervb
    Espy: erbmjolnir
    Scizor: wef4
    Espy: edkcsljnifreovinijtvnekn​rvjrkjenjfkrdnvtrjkvrlem​m
    Scizor: efkjgrkjhghtjhr69
    Espy: What the hell just happened?
    Scizor: 34erfejb42fj3i3fr
    Espy: I C WHUT U DID THAR NAUGHTY SCIZ
    Amph: Keyboard orgasm ^
    Espy: Scizor: efkjgrkjhghtjhr69
    Espy: DX
     
    #14 Zygardia, Oct 15, 2011 at 1:39 PM
  15. Necro2post, but...

    TROLLS! Y U NO LEAVE US ALONE! (سಥ益ಥ)س

    HUZZAH!: ZHAO BAO ZHANG QING GAN NI 20:03
    Sciz: Okay, srsly. English. 20:04
    HUZZAH!: WHE NULI FE GI VESY OU LE MO NSU MA KE-AP PELEDE A NDLETT HEWO RLDWO NDE RHOW UU DI DT 20:06
    HUZZAH!: *DIT 20:06
    Sciz: Holy shit I can't translate this. 20:07
    Sciz: AND HE LEAVES 20:07
    Eivi joined the chat 20:07
    Eivi: OHAI SCIZ 20:07
    Eivi: FINALLY MADE IT! =D 20:08
    Sciz: OHAI 20:08
    Eivi: Internet FINAL- Wait, whuzzat? ._. 20:08
    Eivi: HUZZAH!: WHE NULI FE GI VESY OU LE MO NSU MA KE-AP PELEDE A NDLETT HEWO RLDWO NDE RHOW UU DI DT 20:08
    Eivi: Whuzzat? ^ 20:08
    Sciz: NO SPEAKY INDIANA 20:09
    Eivi: Looks like... 20:09
    Eivi: ??? 20:09
    Eivi: Is it an anagram? 20:09
    Sciz: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LIE MONSU MAKE-A PLEDGE A NDLETT HEWO RLDWO NDE RHOW UU DI DT 20:10
    Eivi: WHEN U LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS U MAKE-APPELEDE (appleade?) AND LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW UU DID T 20:10
    Sciz: WAT 20:10
    Eivi: WHUT> 20:10
    Eivi: *WHUT. 20:10
    Eivi: Okay... 20:10
    Sciz: WUT 20:10
    Eivi: Let's try translate from n00bspeak; when life gives you lemons, make appleade and let the world wonder how you did it. 20:11
    Sciz: Holy shit.
     
    #15 Zygardia, Oct 22, 2011 at 3:52 PM
  16. From fail to whatisthisidonteven

    Nate: A glass of almond milk mixed with a VERY small amount of normal milk is <3

    Jason: lol

    Shadow: Random Nate.

    Shadow: Is random.

    Fallen: And Nate, Ill use spell check just for you

    Lord X-Giga-X: Don't let it spoil

    Lord X-Giga-X: ... FUCK

    Lord X-Giga-X: How did I mess that up?

    Jason: Giga you fail

    Furry: baldes

    Furry: that's how

    Fallen: anyway brb real fast

    Furry: *KICKED*

    Fallen: giga, I pronounce you the successor to the God of Fail

    Fallen: :xxxx

    Lord X-Giga-X: Go back to getting knocked up by Dark

    Fallen: k

    Fallen drags Dark to Clown Room and locks door

    Jason: LOL

    Nate: Don't worry, I won't spoil it

    Nate: And I'm pretty sure it isn't spilled

    Lord X-Giga-X: WOW FALLEN

    Furry: FUCK YOU GIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa​aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​aaaaa..

    Shadow: LOL

    Shadow: LMAO

    Nate: (In fact, I'm 100% sure it isn't spilled)

    Shadow: Have fun with the new kids

    Shadow: !!!

    Fallen: *Careless whisper begins to play*

    Jason: LOOOOOOOL

    Lord X-Giga-X: XDDDDDDDDDD

    Furry punches Fallen into the wall

    Furry: NO.

    Fallen runs out of room screaming.

    Jason: Zio came and left lol

    Shadow: What the fuck's even happening anymore!?

    Lord X-Giga-X: Fallen, you forgot your pants

    Furry: Ziobart

    Jason: LOL

    Shadow: ewww dark-caliber jokes

    Shadow: oh wait

    Furry: ahaha get out

    Shadow: :>

    Fallen: oh shit

    Fallen goes back to get pants

    Jason: ... I just heard the words "hair transplant" on TV

    Fallen: ...

    Furry slams pants over Fallen's head

    Fallen: Was Giga on the Tv when "hair transplant" was mentioned?

    Fallen: ...Kinky?

    Shadow: lmao

    Lord X-Giga-X: Fallen, gtfo

    Fallen: k

    Jason: no dark you slap them in his face

    Fallen: (brb shower)

    Fallen left the chat

    Shadow: lmaooo

    Furry: only if they're made of paper jase

    Shadow: Dark I believe that as Fallen's wife you should accompany him

    Furry: pants warrant

    Jason: Paper pants, I'd love to see that

    Shadow: lol paper pants

    Jason: Instead of washing them, you just grab an eraser


    ... I don't even know how I did this....
    Jason: Come on, this thing's a freaking bug, how are we having trouble against it?!

    crazE: (Hey starr just entered my level of thinking)

    crazE: (*spazzes*)

    Starr: (SHAZAAAM)

    Shadow: *The insect is naturally resistant against sound-based attacks, and instead counters by continuing its circling motion, speeding up with more razor-sharp wind being sent everywhere at even higher speeds. This naturally repels the electric burst, too*

    Lord X-Giga-X: Well, considering it's a giant antlion- ... Okay yeah, doesn't make sense. *starts firing bursts of darkness at the incest*

    crazE: (so uh)

    Lord X-Giga-X: (... NINJA'D)

    crazE: (*leaves a picture of giga and espira in a bed and walks off*)

    crazE left the chat 74 seconds ago

    Jason: (LMAO)

    Lord X-Giga-X: (O U)

    Shadow: ( *starts firing bursts of darkness at the incest*)

    Lord X-Giga-X: (... OMFG)

    Shadow: (incest...)

    Jason: (I AM LOLING IRL OMFG)

    Lord X-Giga-X: (INSECT*)

    Starr: (LMAO)

    Starr: Gaga: DAMN

    Lord X-Giga-X: (HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT?!)

    Lord X-Giga-X: (... brb)

    Starr: Gaga: *Puts up a barrier-which in turn wont last very long*

    Lord X-Giga-X left the chat 13 seconds ago

    Lord X-Giga-X joined the chat

    Jason: (Got something on your mind Giga? lmfao XD)

    Lord X-Giga-X: (ANYWAY)
     
    #16 Lord X-Giga-X, Oct 23, 2011 at 5:48 AM
  17. Copper needs more practice in summoning.

    Ninja Copper attempts to summon Shadow to his altar

    Ninja Copper: SHADOW VERSION 27 I CALL UPON THEE

    Ninja Copper: DESCEND FROM THE MIGHTY REALM OF ETHANOL TO VISIT THE MORTALS OF CHATZY

    Ninja Copper: BY THE POWER OF THIS ROCK

    Ninja Copper puts a rock on Shadow's altar

    Ninja Copper: BY THE POWER OF NATURAL WEED

    Ninja Copper puts natural weed in an incense burner, sets it on the altar, and lights the weed

    Ziolang joined the chat 6 minutes ago

    Ziolang: "Démon - Pokemon that have been influenced by demons or have been corrupted. "

    Ninja Copper proceeds to draw an intricate ritual circle on Shadow's altar with chalk

    Ziolang: I'm not sure if I should find that offensive

    Ninja Copper: I SUMMON THEE

    Ziolang: Copper...

    Ninja Copper: zio you messed up my ritual summon =<

    Ziolang: that won't work without invoking the power of 27 =/

    Ninja Copper: I was about to do that

    Ziolang: But you don't hold that power =x

    Ninja Copper: You interrupted

    Ziolang: Do all your ritual crap and I'll add it in

    Ninja Copper: I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A RITUAL SUMMON DON'T QUESTION IT

    Ziolang changed name to Ziolang[27] 4 minutes ago

    Ninja Copper: Well stand in the circle and invoke 27 then.

    Ziolang[27] grudgingly enters the circle. "I hate magic >_>"

    Ninja Copper: Invoke 27

    Ziolang[27] proceeds to invoke the power of 27 from 27 different directions with 27 different forms of power from 27 different dimensions

    Ninja Copper: k get off the altar your job is done

    Ziolang[27]: cool cool.

    Ziolang[27] dives away from the alter before magic is used

    Ziolang[27] pockets 27

    Ziolang[27] changed name to Ziolang

    Ninja Copper: SHADOW VERSION 27 TAKE THIS SACRIFICE

    Ninja Copper sacrifices people whose levels combined are equal to or greater than Shadow's

    Ziolang reminices of CoC as he watches

    Ninja Copper: BY THE POWER OF A REFERENCE TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME I SUMMON YOU

    Ziolang: Don't forget Hollow.

    Lord X-Giga-X: You forgot the motorcycle

    Lord X-Giga-X: *shot*

    Ninja Copper: Stop backseat driving

    Lord X-Giga-X: k

    Ziolang: Backseat "summoning" actually

    Lord X-Giga-X shotgun drives away

    Ninja Copper places a loli on a flying motorcycle on Shadow's altar

    Ziolang: LOLGIGA

    Ziolang: ohanduh something Touhou

    Ziolang: Sakuya methinks

    Ninja Copper: >loli on flying motorcycle

    Ziolang: Oh ok

    Ninja Copper: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

    Ziolang: ... it does not appear to be working

    Ninja Copper: Because you two keep interrupting me =<

    Ziolang: And lolmagic, but sorry, continue

    Ninja Copper: I CALL UPON HOLLOW TO DELIVER YOU TO US

    Ziolang: You may need to sacrifice someone bald, serious and has a flying moustache that appears on occasion.

    Ninja Copper: Darn connection error during the ritual

    Lord X-Giga-X: gtfo

    Ziolang: I didn't name anyone =>

    Ninja Copper: I INVOKE THE POWER OF TROLLING

    Ninja Copper: I INVOKE THE POWER OF "OH CULT"

    Ziolang: Would it be considered sad that the Cult Leader's younger brother that only appears on occasion is cooler than him?

    Ninja Copper: Yes

    Ziolang: less talk, summoner

    Ziolang: more summoning

    Ninja Copper throws Zio out of the backseat and onto the road

    Ziolang throws the car off a cliff

    Ninja Copper then places a picture of Mokou on the altar

    Ninja Copper: I CALL UPON THY WAIFU TO SUMMON THEE

    Starr joined the chat

    Starr: ....

    Ziolang: ...

    Starr: Bad timing

    Ziolang: Copper...

    Ninja Copper: ..

    Ziolang: I think...

    Ziolang: something went wrong...

    Lord X-Giga-X: XD

    Starr: o_O

    Ninja Copper: ... I need to get my ritual summon book...
     
    #17 Ziolang, Nov 8, 2011 at 9:54 PM
  18. And I master the technique of summoning Shadow. And the cult goes Hetalia for one hour, Marvelous.

    Jason: Go pm that to Shadow, he'll love it XD

    Starr: XD

    Starr: Lets leave it here so that he can see

    Shadow joined the chat 6 minutes ago

    Starr: NOW

    Starr: OMAG

    Shadow: Excuse me

    Starr: -A

    Shadow: Someone summoned me

    Jason: WOAH

    Starr: D:

    Starr: THAT DID THE TRICK?!

    Starr: WOW

    Starr: OMG

    Lord X-Giga-X: O_O

    Starr: TELL DAVID, NOW

    Jason: David's at school lol

    Starr: damn

    Starr: Quote

    Starr: because that was just scary o_O

    Shadow: "Espira, tell Jase he needs to be more of a leader, it‘s irritating me. Oh, and lacerate him for me if you can. Hm? The Cult seems to be out of control again? Oh Cult…."

    Jason: Oh hey most of the SpSv group is here

    Shadow: LOL

    Shadow

    Oh look, it seems that Jase is telling me what to do!
    I‘ll just manifest the border of Shut up and Be Quiet! I am Shadow!

    Shadow: LMAO

    Starr: Shadow Marukaite Chikyuu- Summons Shadow

    Starr: Huh

    Starr: Now to Jap it

    Starr: holy shit

    Shadow: Starr that was awesome

    Starr: ...its off

    Starr: Thanks

    Starr: now for the translated Jap to english

    Shadow: It was so epic it summoned me

    Starr left this message :

    Hey, hey, give me my father Waifu
    Hey, hey, Mom, hey, hey, Mom!
    I can not forget the taste
    Before I ate it for dinner!
    Draw a circle, I have a border?
    I draw a circle with a border!
    Draw a circle, it is my border? I'm a shadow!
    Draw a circle, I have a border?
    While I can tell you just how weak, stare for a while.
    What happens is that you talk back? Oh, is it. Die. I'm a shadow!
    Oh you can see through the fourth dimension, wonderful world
    All games in the East, let's look at the replay ~ some of my orchids lunatic 1cc
    "Espira, he taught Jase needs to be to many of the leaders, it is.'s Stimulus Oh my, if you can hurt him for me. Hm? Cult is expected to run away again? Cult oh ...."
    Draw a circle, I have a border?
    I draw a circle with a border!
    Draw a circle, it is probably because your tiny, little brain ... but I'm a shadow!
    It is outdated, draw a circle?
    Oh look, it seems to be telling me what to do Jase!
    I would be quiet and the borders of silence manifest it! I'm a shadow!
    Oh, for some time, the melody of my words, it must be clear
    ("I am sure of it.")
    By the time you'll understand that being a leader is better than you if I must bow to my power already!
    Hey, hey, the vector is going to run me a favor?
    I Espira I need her now!
    Oi, oi, do you want to shout from the perch Eebit good to see us?
    Yes, yes, Eebit (CoE is excellent).
    Hey Hey Masquerade, more Nelly - Oh ING?
    Hey, hey, Nate, Hey, Hey Nate!
    I can not forget the taste
    I always win win!
    Oh my vector is great, but it is not I?
    Draw a circle that has a border!
    I draw a circle with a border!
    Draw a circle, it's the only thing perhaps you can draw! I'm a shadow!
    Oh, wonderful world ~ Castle can be seen from the Chamber of Commerce
    Let me check first whether the acquisition of Command
    Oh, please refer to the actual loan
    Please make sure to get a taste of my criticism and everyone!

    Starr: "I draw a circle with a border!"

    Starr: of course you do

    Shadow: All games in the East, let's look at the replay ~ some of my orchids lunatic 1cc

    Shadow: lmao what

    Starr: Oh japan

    Lord X-Giga-X: "Espira, he taught Jase needs to be to many of the leaders, it is.'s Stimulus Oh my, if you can hurt him for me. Hm? Cult is expected to run away again? Cult oh ...." .. O_O

    Jason: lemme read

    Starr: LOL

    Shadow: LOL

    Shadow: Oh, wonderful world ~ Castle can be seen from the Chamber of Commerce ---LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

    Starr: LMAO

    Jason: LOOOOOOOL

    Starr: OMG I'M LITERALLY LOLING

    Lord X-Giga-X: WTF XDDDDD

    Starr: Can't breathe XDDD

    Shadow: Oh my god rofl

    Jason: "Oh, please refer to the actual loan" what

    Starr: LOL

    Starr: Wait what loan?

    Shadow: Right. Saving this forever.

    Lord X-Giga-X: "Hey, hey, give me my father Waifu"

    Starr: oh god this was the best one yet

    Starr: Someone quote this
     
    #18 Red Starr, Nov 11, 2011 at 7:28 PM

  19. So Giga has a heart, even after Jase's suicide (PR canon)
     
    #19 Nebulon Ranger, Nov 14, 2011 at 4:18 AM
  20. Enter Molesto Pants, son of Masquerade Pants.

    21:27:12 Molesto (Mibbit@hidden-a04gfc.res.rr.com) has joined #CoE
    21:27:16 <Masq> MY SON.
    21:27:22 <Molesto> DAD~
    21:27:32 <Missingno7-4468> LOL
    21:27:33 <Shadow> LMFAO
    21:27:33 <Masq> How are you son? Did you do your homework?
    21:27:42 <Starr> Well this was uncalled for XD
    21:27:45 <Molesto> Uhhh....
    21:27:54 <Masq> If you didn't, no raping little boys tonigh. :x
    21:27:55 <Molesto> No. ;-;
    21:27:59 <Masq> :x
    21:28:08 <Starr> oh got him where it hurts
    21:28:09 <Molesto> Aw but daaad!
    21:28:11 * Masq hides all the little boys in a closet and locks it
    21:28:14 <frankclaus> I have the feeling I have unlocked a monster
    21:28:16 <Masq> No buts.
    21:28:32 <frankclaus> HA! I get it, no buts XD
     
    #20 Shadow, Dec 1, 2011 at 2:29 AM
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