# The Chatlog Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by Shadow, Oct 9, 2011.

1. ...Self-explanatory. SPOILER ALL THE LOGS!

Now on, "Whatever We Do When We're Bored as FUQQQ"...

...CHAPTER #Pi: ROLLDIE MOLESTATION

Flimzy: Welp
Flimzy: We all won one now
Flimzy: "won one"
Flimzy: That's odd to say
Shadow: Alright but let's do it in a way so we can prevent spamming
Shadow: no "ENTER ENTER ENTER"
Shadow: We can like, copy/pasta
Ziolang: I never did that
Flimzy: Turn based?
Shadow: and wait for the result to appear
Shadow: Or turn based
Ziolang: I clicked the post button rapidly =P
Flimzy: That's what I've been doing anyway lamp
Shadow: alright, 1 is me, 2 is Zio, 3 is Flem
Flimzy: wtf lamp
Shadow rolled a die with 3 sides. The die showed: 2
Ziolang: What number we need?
Shadow: Zio goes first
Shadow asked Chatzy to choose between 1 and 3. Chatzy chose: 1
Shadow: I go second
Flimzy: 7
Ziolang: An explosion
Flimzy: It's my favorite number
Ziolang: tyfdkujshyarejyrdkj
Ziolang: COPY/PASTA I KILL U
Flimzy: (ps it represents magic)
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 59
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 13
Flimzy: (also my birthday is 7/7)
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 61
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 84
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 60
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 74
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 23
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 49
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 69
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 60
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 42
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 42
Ziolang: lol 2 60s
Ziolang: LOL
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 25
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 64
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 59
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 95
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 53
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 46
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 91
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 29
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 95
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 66
Ziolang: saetuyaszrgt
Ziolang: TWICE
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 89
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 47
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 90
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 55
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 54
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 20
Ziolang: lol
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 26
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 66
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 12
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 69
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 76
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 83
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 96
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 38
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 38
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 14
Ziolang: wow...
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
Flimzy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 54
Ziolang: not a single single digit yet
Ziolang rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 8
Ziolang: LOL
Shadow rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 7
Ziolang: E%RTSKYFDJSTHRDAZTJYKFX
Shadow: I'M THE WINNER
Flimzy: speak of the de--
Ziolang: HOLY SHRIMP
Flimzy: DAMN
Flimzy: Ok refilling on food now
Shadow: MY MAGIC POWER
Flimzy: Because this RNG crap cleaned me out
Shadow: Let's quote this, ffs

#1
2. meanwhile, in #CoE

<Mobius> We may not ever agree on each other like we're a broken up diveroced love couple
<Mobius> but roleplaying is business with me
<Mobius> not personal
<Eebit> LOL

#2
3. Dor, wtf is wrong with you?! XD

Roland Deschain: I want to feel your hands all over me also.

Roland Deschain: o.o

Lord X-Giga-X: ...

Roland Deschain: SHIT!!!

Roland Deschain cleared the room 62 seconds ago

Shadow: Your point fails as it's not MY pet

Wassermann: WAAAIT

Lord X-Giga-X: XDDDDDDDD

Shadow: HOLY SHIT WHAT

Wassermann: I DIDN'T FINISH THAT

Roland Deschain: I am sorry, I had to do that >.<

Wassermann: FFFF

Jason: LMAOOOOOO

Shadow: Roland Deschain: I want to feel your hands all over me also.

Roland Deschain: >.<

#3
4. Needs more cowbell.

#4
5. Where is this chat?

#5
6. There are two chats, actually, that feed into this one. The first and third logs (posted by Shadow and Giga, respectively) come from the Cult of Ustream's 'headquarters,' which can be found here. The second (posted by me) comes from our IRC channel affiliate, #CoE on irc.paradoxirc.net . There's a link to it at the bottom of our forums~ (or via a direct link, HERE)

Hope to see you around~ :>

#6
7. Cool. Which is used more frequently?

#7
8. They're both used very frequently, however there's a protection on the CoU headquarters where only certain members can get in due to some trolling issues we've had; shoot me, Shadow, or Giga a PM if you want to get in.

#8
9. Sure thing.

#9
10. Jason: lol this commercial is parodying the twilight series movies

Lord X-Giga-X: Speaking of commercial parodies, I saw a Puss in Boots commercial parodying an Old Spice commercial.

Jason: anyway... cp

Lord X-Giga-X: I was like "WTF XD"

Wassermann: XD

Wassermann: Stay furry my friends

Wassermann: my dad saw that and gave Robert a funny look

Jason: GIGA THAT COMMERCIAL JUST CAME ON

Wassermann:

Lord X-Giga-X: OMG XDDDDDDDDDDD

Wassermann: PSYCHIC

Lord X-Giga-X: WOW

I don't even
XD

#10
11. 19:34 Flimzy
19:35 Shadow WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
19:35 Flimzy THE BEST THING EVER

#11
12. So Scizor-Tastic! and I decided to play the die game. XD

Espy: You need to get a 25 or 66.
Sciz rolled a die. The die showed: 1
Sciz: ...
Sciz: derp
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 26
Sciz: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Espy: XDDDDD
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 86
Sciz: Nyeeeeeeeeeeh.
Espy: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 38
Espy: Yowie!
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 11
Espy: Rolldie!
Sciz: x 6
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 47
Espy: XD
Espy: -5
Sciz rolled a die. The die showed: 4
Sciz: ffffffffff
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 100
Espy: WOAH
Sciz: ...
Sciz: ......DAMN.
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 68
Espy: XD
Sciz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Espy: HAR
Espy: -2
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 21
Espy: +5!
Espy: *+4
Espy: or x2
Espy: both will do XD
Sciz rolled a die. The die showed: 2
Sciz: ...
Sciz: GAH
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 29
Sciz: fffffffff
Espy:
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 13
Espy: NU
Espy: x2 -1
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 44
Sciz: ...Siiiiiiiigh...
Espy: -2 XD
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 97
Espy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 60
Sciz: GAH
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 65
Espy: XD
Espy: +1
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 59
Espy: You know, you COULD just Copy/Paste "/rolldie 100". XD
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 67
Espy: -1 NUUUUUUUUU
Espy: RULE CHANGE!
Sciz rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 16
Sciz: HMMM?
Espy: If you get anywhere from 29 to 33, OR 42 you win! XD
Sciz: Okay then!
Espy: XD
Espy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 31
Espy: WHUT
Espy: IS
Espy: THIS
Espy: I
Espy: DON'T
Espy: EVUN

#12
13. Once again, epic Eeb has epic timing.

Jason: I think you'd first PM an admin asking for an ASB subforum; I think Eeb would be willing

Nyumi-chan: ...I already posted. Blame Giga. >.<

Nyumi-chan: (No offense, dude)

Lord X-Giga-X: Meh, none taken.

Lord X-Giga-X: I honestly thought there.

Jason: lol

Lord X-Giga-X: Oh well, definitely PM Eeb about making the subforum and have him move the thread there.

Jason: Edit a note into the post and go contact Eeb

Eebit joined the chat

Eebit: I heard my name

Lord X-Giga-X: OR YOU COULD ASK HIM RIGHT NOW

Lord X-Giga-X: XDDDDDDDDD

Jason: OR HAVE HIM COME HERE THAT WORKS TOO

MY GOD, JASE! YOU FAIL AT EMOTIONS!!!
Jetstream is silent for a minute, staring out to the horizon, though his eyes have a light to them, as if he's anxious to say something... Finally he takes a breath. "Rose..."

Sol: Oh I uh- *Whispers* I'm..sol.

Scraff: (previous stuff with scraff is dead now...)

Jetstream: (I am COMPLETELY winging this lol)

Rose: Yes?

Sol: (C'mon Jet, don't Choke)

Shade: (winging it with one wing *SHOT*)

Eve: [*chokes and dies*[/Kuda]]

Shade: ...we soups look for the other members now

Rose: (Nonupdating?)

Rose: (Derp nevermind)

Eve: [soups? XD]

Jetstream: When I went to try to rescue you at Blizzard Island... Honestly, I didn't think I'd escape alive. All I was concerned with... was getting you out of there...

Scraff: (lolsoups)

Shade: (everyone don't post, it's cutscene time)

Shade: (besides the couple)

Jetstream: (lol winging it with one wing)

Scraff: (k lol)

Eve: Prekbak: *bends over and picks up Eve, then flies into the air, and toward the guild* [*posts anyway because last post*]

Rose: I didn't think you'd come, honestly... But seeing you there... I was filled with hope.

Sol: |)

Scraff: (*makes popcorn and passes it to everyone but jase and shadow*)

Sol: (*Eats a bit* I better not......Choke)

Eve: [I think Giga died ._.]

Shade: (i love jason's characters get more action than him)

Dag: (Nope)

Shade: (nah he's watching)

Dag: (Shade: (i love jason's characters get more action than him) <-- Uh....)

Shade left the chat 5 seconds ago

Sol: (....Wow)

Jetstream: It's just... I didn't want to lose you. *closes eyes* My wing was more than a fair price to pay to see you safely away from that island. You didn't- and still don't- deserve to be used like that.

Shade joined the chat

Eve: [B R B [/chuggaaconroy]]

Scraff: (*puts lionel luvdosc on*)

Scraff: (*luvdisc)

Sol: (i'm watching the new vid btw, Crayon)

Sol: (A whole lotta asian accent, man)

Shade: (wtf, why the hell does this show have a sexual song in it and right now of all things

Sol: (otgtrgtr)

Rose appears to blush "Jet... That's touching..."

Shade: (-things + times)

Jetstream: (lol)

Rose: Did you really want to sacrifice your wing for... for me?

Shade: (the world must be expecting this *shot*)

Jetstream: Considering I was putting my life on the line in the first place? Yes.

Shade: (someone must copy this xD)

Rose smiles widely "Thank you Jet... For everything you have done..."

Dag: (On it)

Scraff: (i think thaf, while i havent done much, im gonna quit cping for the night. kibda gettibg tired of it now tbph)

Shade: (This beats mobius' stories anyday)

Sol: (Bye Nate :/)

Jetstream: I guess what I'm trying to say is... I care too much about you to be able to stand on the sidelines and see you suffer. You're too important to me...

Dag: (Also, kibda)

Shade: (Here it comes!)

Jetstream: (bye nate)

Rose: (lmao nate typos)

Sol: (Don't let the Weenie get 'ya, Jet)

Sol: (...wait a sec.)

Scraff: (im not leacing. just dont wanna cp =|)

Sol: (......I blame myself for that, Horrid- Horrid Comment.)

Scraff: (leaving stupid phone)

Rose feels her heart beat faster, "Y-you're important to me too."

Jetstream: (I'm trying to avoid flat-out saying "I love you" but get the meaning across <_<)

Shade: (Might get a surprise at the end )

Rose: (*enjoys torturing Kuda with these things, knowing that his emotional self is near nonexistent*)

Jetstream: (argh brain y u get stuck NOW)

Jetstream: (give me a sec)

Shade: (this isn't writers block, this is lovers block)

Sol: (oh gosh I smell choke)

Rose: (*starts pulling asshole move*)

Sol: (ohhohohohoho)

Jetstream: (aaaargh brb)

Dag: (LOL)

Rose: (LOL)

Jetstream: (My mom wants me to get to bed so I'm stalling)

Rose: (WOW WHAT)

Sol: (Dude it's the Weekend!)

Rose: (Go to bed this soon? :|)

Rose: (What the fuck is this bullshit)

Sol: (lollogic doesn't apply to the weekend)

Shade: (tell your mom youre confessing to the celebi of your dreams)

Dag: (....)

Jetstream: (>1 am)

Rose: (LMAO)

Sol: (LOL)

Jetstream: (lmao)

Dag: (Fallen, she'd probably check him into a mental hospital if he told her that)

Eve: [>late night creativity]

Sol: (Argh it's happening here too)

Sol: (Robo-Derp wants me out :/)

Dag: (Lame)

Sol: (bye)

Sol left the chat

Rose: (DERP)

Dag: (So Jase sucks at confessing emotions to FICTIONAL characters, and he's being forced to go to bed.)

Shade: (IT WAS AT THE FREAKING CLIMAX TOO!!!!)

Rose: (And Kuda left)

Rose: (LOLOLOLOLOL)

Rose: (LOLOLOLOL)

Jetstream reopens his eyes, his sapphire gaze directed to the waves before turning to Rose. "That's just it... we're important to each other..." He mutters. "Rose, I..."

Dag: (Yeah, let's just- Oh, EOL)

Rose: (Oh fuck nevermind different screen)

Rose: (lmao(

Rose: (*))

Shade: (JUST KISS HER ((((((()

Jetstream: (um no I didn't but I'm stuck now)

Eve: [Kuda always drops out when he posts from DSi]

Shade: (i have seen this scene in a tv show too

Scraff: (shadow rose needs to push a bit harder methinks)

Jetstream: (Fallen I'd ask if that made any sense but >Latios x Celebi pairing so yeah)

Rose: (No, I'm doing it on purpose)

Rose: (I'm torturing Kuda's nonexistent emotional self)

Rose: (By forcing Jet to confess on his own)

Jetstream: (At least help me a little fgt)

Rose: (no)

Scraff: (by push i meant just making it so jet has to confess on his own >_>)

Dag: (Jase, if he did, it'd be less entertaining.)

Jetstream: (wait idea)

Scraff: (crap that made little sense ignore me)

Eve: [*Zio appears and pushes Jet*]

Shade: (just slowly fly toward her and go for the kiss :/)

Jetstream: (Sight sharing, is that ONLY images or can it be emotions as well)

Eve: [LOL YOU ARE SO LAME]

Rose turns to Jet, light green gaze fixated on his'. Her pink cheeks turn redder still. Heart beating faster. Awaiting.

Rose: (WOW)

Dag: (XDDDDDD)

Jetstream: (Eh <_<)

Rose: (YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAME LMAO)

Eve: [I can't just say it so I'm going to let my supernatural power do it for me]

Rose: (OKAY ROSE GOES WITH SHADE GG)

Shade: (..just use my idea)

Shade: (SLOWLY FLY TOWARD HER IN A ROMANTIC SEXY WAY AND GO FOR THE KILL!)

Jetstream: (I thought it might help okay x_x Ah well)

Jetstream: (Fine fine)

Shade: (...dude we are helping you confess to a pokemon that isn't real and you have hard time :/)

Rose: (I'm giggling irl at this nonsense)

Rose: (This is just funny XDDDD)

Dag: (Dude, you're having a harder time with JetxRose than you did with JasexDestiny)

Jetstream: (yeah so i have issues so what)

Dag: (Fallen, we know you have issues)

Rose: (LOL)

Eve: [At this point it would be easier to put the CP into brackets/parenthesize.]

Shade: (I see more action happening on a documentary of albert einstein :/)

Jetstream tilts his head slightly, his eyes fixed on hers, before leaning in and kissing her.

Jetstream: (there happy fgts)

Eve: [lame post is lame]

Shade: (I can finally rest in peace)

Shade left the chat

Rose closes her eyes, accepting the kiss. She feels the entire world blossoming as one moment ensues, then another... and another...

Jetstream: (You have to admit I was doing well at first )

Shade joined the chat

Eve: [No I don't]

Eve: [You can't tell me what to do]

Rose: (lmao finally)

Shade: (I could have done better :/)

Rose: (THE ENTIRE story has been narrowed to this moment)

Rose: (and Kuda nearly fucks up)

Rose: (good job tho)

Dag: (I doubt it highly, Fa- No wait, I don't.)

Eve: [I've seen roadkill with better people skills]

Jetstream: (lol sure fallen and i suppose shade never really liked rose enough to steal her from jet)

Rose pulls away from what it seems to be an eternity, whispering "I love you, Jet." before tightly embracing him

Rose: (and there we go. CP ender.)

Jetstream: (okay brb possibly bbs, sorry)

Shade: (he saw that you two were destined twi be )

Dag: (Wait a minute, Shadow)

Rose: (aw fuck.)

Eve: [lol]

Dag: Vigoroth: Man, that was painful to watch. *walks from behind a rock*

Rose: (LMAO)

Rose: (LMAO)

Shade: (time to make a lol moment)

Rose: (LMAO)

#13
14. Scizor dropped a bomb accidentally-on-purpose. DX

Amph joined the chat
Scizor: .........Yeah, it DOES look more like Umbreon...
Espy: AMPHY <3
Scizor: hj2e2bejrf
Scizor: e3fkkjf3j4
Amph:
Scizor: f3hj3fhj3j4hf
Scizor: 34ehhf4jf34g
Scizor: 34jkkj44jk33tg
Espy: OHAAAAAAI
Scizor: 3gjhg3jhg3g
Scizor: (tacklehug)
Scizor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Espy: knldefnvlk.eknv rs. ngvwtvjkn edfrn v;r;gntkvernekb;vwgrwden​bgtnrbvkbnrljkbnv rwkljvnflkewqv
Amph: I finally catch you guys online
Espy: frojvjrokfgnibvjervb
Espy: erbmjolnir
Scizor: wef4
Espy: edkcsljnifreovinijtvnekn​rvjrkjenjfkrdnvtrjkvrlem​m
Scizor: efkjgrkjhghtjhr69
Espy: What the hell just happened?
Scizor: 34erfejb42fj3i3fr
Espy: I C WHUT U DID THAR NAUGHTY SCIZ
Amph: Keyboard orgasm ^
Espy: Scizor: efkjgrkjhghtjhr69
Espy: DX

#14
15. Necro2post, but...

TROLLS! Y U NO LEAVE US ALONE! (سಥ益ಥ)س

HUZZAH!: ZHAO BAO ZHANG QING GAN NI 20:03
Sciz: Okay, srsly. English. 20:04
HUZZAH!: WHE NULI FE GI VESY OU LE MO NSU MA KE-AP PELEDE A NDLETT HEWO RLDWO NDE RHOW UU DI DT 20:06
HUZZAH!: *DIT 20:06
Sciz: Holy shit I can't translate this. 20:07
Sciz: AND HE LEAVES 20:07
Eivi joined the chat 20:07
Eivi: OHAI SCIZ 20:07
Eivi: FINALLY MADE IT! =D 20:08
Sciz: OHAI 20:08
Eivi: Internet FINAL- Wait, whuzzat? ._. 20:08
Eivi: HUZZAH!: WHE NULI FE GI VESY OU LE MO NSU MA KE-AP PELEDE A NDLETT HEWO RLDWO NDE RHOW UU DI DT 20:08
Eivi: Whuzzat? ^ 20:08
Sciz: NO SPEAKY INDIANA 20:09
Eivi: Looks like... 20:09
Eivi: ??? 20:09
Eivi: Is it an anagram? 20:09
Sciz: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LIE MONSU MAKE-A PLEDGE A NDLETT HEWO RLDWO NDE RHOW UU DI DT 20:10
Eivi: WHEN U LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS U MAKE-APPELEDE (appleade?) AND LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW UU DID T 20:10
Sciz: WAT 20:10
Eivi: WHUT> 20:10
Eivi: *WHUT. 20:10
Eivi: Okay... 20:10
Sciz: WUT 20:10
Eivi: Let's try translate from n00bspeak; when life gives you lemons, make appleade and let the world wonder how you did it. 20:11
Sciz: Holy shit.

#15
16. From fail to whatisthisidonteven

Nate: A glass of almond milk mixed with a VERY small amount of normal milk is <3

Jason: lol

Fallen: And Nate, Ill use spell check just for you

Lord X-Giga-X: Don't let it spoil

Lord X-Giga-X: ... FUCK

Lord X-Giga-X: How did I mess that up?

Jason: Giga you fail

Furry: baldes

Furry: that's how

Fallen: anyway brb real fast

Furry: *KICKED*

Fallen: giga, I pronounce you the successor to the God of Fail

Fallen: :xxxx

Lord X-Giga-X: Go back to getting knocked up by Dark

Fallen: k

Fallen drags Dark to Clown Room and locks door

Jason: LOL

Nate: Don't worry, I won't spoil it

Nate: And I'm pretty sure it isn't spilled

Lord X-Giga-X: WOW FALLEN

Furry: FUCK YOU GIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa​aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​aaaaa..

Nate: (In fact, I'm 100% sure it isn't spilled)

Shadow: Have fun with the new kids

Fallen: *Careless whisper begins to play*

Jason: LOOOOOOOL

Lord X-Giga-X: XDDDDDDDDDD

Furry punches Fallen into the wall

Furry: NO.

Fallen runs out of room screaming.

Jason: Zio came and left lol

Shadow: What the fuck's even happening anymore!?

Lord X-Giga-X: Fallen, you forgot your pants

Furry: Ziobart

Jason: LOL

Shadow: ewww dark-caliber jokes

Furry: ahaha get out

Fallen: oh shit

Fallen goes back to get pants

Jason: ... I just heard the words "hair transplant" on TV

Fallen: ...

Furry slams pants over Fallen's head

Fallen: Was Giga on the Tv when "hair transplant" was mentioned?

Fallen: ...Kinky?

Lord X-Giga-X: Fallen, gtfo

Fallen: k

Jason: no dark you slap them in his face

Fallen: (brb shower)

Fallen left the chat

Furry: only if they're made of paper jase

Shadow: Dark I believe that as Fallen's wife you should accompany him

Furry: pants warrant

Jason: Paper pants, I'd love to see that

Shadow: lol paper pants

Jason: Instead of washing them, you just grab an eraser

... I don't even know how I did this....
Jason: Come on, this thing's a freaking bug, how are we having trouble against it?!

crazE: (Hey starr just entered my level of thinking)

crazE: (*spazzes*)

Starr: (SHAZAAAM)

Shadow: *The insect is naturally resistant against sound-based attacks, and instead counters by continuing its circling motion, speeding up with more razor-sharp wind being sent everywhere at even higher speeds. This naturally repels the electric burst, too*

Lord X-Giga-X: Well, considering it's a giant antlion- ... Okay yeah, doesn't make sense. *starts firing bursts of darkness at the incest*

crazE: (so uh)

Lord X-Giga-X: (... NINJA'D)

crazE: (*leaves a picture of giga and espira in a bed and walks off*)

crazE left the chat 74 seconds ago

Jason: (LMAO)

Lord X-Giga-X: (O U)

Shadow: ( *starts firing bursts of darkness at the incest*)

Lord X-Giga-X: (... OMFG)

Jason: (I AM LOLING IRL OMFG)

Lord X-Giga-X: (INSECT*)

Starr: (LMAO)

Starr: Gaga: DAMN

Lord X-Giga-X: (HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT?!)

Lord X-Giga-X: (... brb)

Starr: Gaga: *Puts up a barrier-which in turn wont last very long*

Lord X-Giga-X left the chat 13 seconds ago

Lord X-Giga-X joined the chat

Jason: (Got something on your mind Giga? lmfao XD)

Lord X-Giga-X: (ANYWAY)

#16
17. Copper needs more practice in summoning.

Ninja Copper attempts to summon Shadow to his altar

Ninja Copper: SHADOW VERSION 27 I CALL UPON THEE

Ninja Copper: DESCEND FROM THE MIGHTY REALM OF ETHANOL TO VISIT THE MORTALS OF CHATZY

Ninja Copper: BY THE POWER OF THIS ROCK

Ninja Copper puts a rock on Shadow's altar

Ninja Copper: BY THE POWER OF NATURAL WEED

Ninja Copper puts natural weed in an incense burner, sets it on the altar, and lights the weed

Ziolang joined the chat 6 minutes ago

Ziolang: "Démon - Pokemon that have been influenced by demons or have been corrupted. "

Ninja Copper proceeds to draw an intricate ritual circle on Shadow's altar with chalk

Ziolang: I'm not sure if I should find that offensive

Ninja Copper: I SUMMON THEE

Ziolang: Copper...

Ninja Copper: zio you messed up my ritual summon =<

Ziolang: that won't work without invoking the power of 27 =/

Ninja Copper: I was about to do that

Ziolang: But you don't hold that power =x

Ninja Copper: You interrupted

Ziolang: Do all your ritual crap and I'll add it in

Ninja Copper: I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A RITUAL SUMMON DON'T QUESTION IT

Ziolang changed name to Ziolang[27] 4 minutes ago

Ninja Copper: Well stand in the circle and invoke 27 then.

Ziolang[27] grudgingly enters the circle. "I hate magic >_>"

Ninja Copper: Invoke 27

Ziolang[27] proceeds to invoke the power of 27 from 27 different directions with 27 different forms of power from 27 different dimensions

Ninja Copper: k get off the altar your job is done

Ziolang[27]: cool cool.

Ziolang[27] dives away from the alter before magic is used

Ziolang[27] pockets 27

Ziolang[27] changed name to Ziolang

Ninja Copper: SHADOW VERSION 27 TAKE THIS SACRIFICE

Ninja Copper sacrifices people whose levels combined are equal to or greater than Shadow's

Ziolang reminices of CoC as he watches

Ninja Copper: BY THE POWER OF A REFERENCE TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME I SUMMON YOU

Ziolang: Don't forget Hollow.

Lord X-Giga-X: You forgot the motorcycle

Lord X-Giga-X: *shot*

Ninja Copper: Stop backseat driving

Lord X-Giga-X: k

Ziolang: Backseat "summoning" actually

Lord X-Giga-X shotgun drives away

Ninja Copper places a loli on a flying motorcycle on Shadow's altar

Ziolang: LOLGIGA

Ziolang: ohanduh something Touhou

Ziolang: Sakuya methinks

Ninja Copper: >loli on flying motorcycle

Ziolang: Oh ok

Ninja Copper: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

Ziolang: ... it does not appear to be working

Ninja Copper: Because you two keep interrupting me =<

Ziolang: And lolmagic, but sorry, continue

Ninja Copper: I CALL UPON HOLLOW TO DELIVER YOU TO US

Ziolang: You may need to sacrifice someone bald, serious and has a flying moustache that appears on occasion.

Ninja Copper: Darn connection error during the ritual

Lord X-Giga-X: gtfo

Ziolang: I didn't name anyone =>

Ninja Copper: I INVOKE THE POWER OF TROLLING

Ninja Copper: I INVOKE THE POWER OF "OH CULT"

Ziolang: Would it be considered sad that the Cult Leader's younger brother that only appears on occasion is cooler than him?

Ninja Copper: Yes

Ziolang: less talk, summoner

Ziolang: more summoning

Ninja Copper throws Zio out of the backseat and onto the road

Ziolang throws the car off a cliff

Ninja Copper then places a picture of Mokou on the altar

Ninja Copper: I CALL UPON THY WAIFU TO SUMMON THEE

Starr joined the chat

Starr: ....

Ziolang: ...

Ziolang: Copper...

Ninja Copper: ..

Ziolang: I think...

Ziolang: something went wrong...

Lord X-Giga-X: XD

Starr:

Ninja Copper: ... I need to get my ritual summon book...

#17
18. And I master the technique of summoning Shadow. And the cult goes Hetalia for one hour, Marvelous.

Jason: Go pm that to Shadow, he'll love it XD

Starr: XD

Starr: Lets leave it here so that he can see

Shadow joined the chat 6 minutes ago

Starr: NOW

Starr: OMAG

Starr: -A

Shadow: Someone summoned me

Jason: WOAH

Starr: D:

Starr: THAT DID THE TRICK?!

Starr: WOW

Starr: OMG

Lord X-Giga-X: O_O

Starr: TELL DAVID, NOW

Jason: David's at school lol

Starr: damn

Starr: Quote

Starr: because that was just scary

Shadow: "Espira, tell Jase he needs to be more of a leader, it‘s irritating me. Oh, and lacerate him for me if you can. Hm? The Cult seems to be out of control again? Oh Cult…."

Jason: Oh hey most of the SpSv group is here

Oh look, it seems that Jase is telling me what to do!
I‘ll just manifest the border of Shut up and Be Quiet! I am Shadow!

Starr: Huh

Starr: Now to Jap it

Starr: holy shit

Shadow: Starr that was awesome

Starr: ...its off

Starr: Thanks

Starr: now for the translated Jap to english

Shadow: It was so epic it summoned me

Starr left this message :

Hey, hey, give me my father Waifu
Hey, hey, Mom, hey, hey, Mom!
I can not forget the taste
Before I ate it for dinner!
Draw a circle, I have a border?
I draw a circle with a border!
Draw a circle, it is my border? I'm a shadow!
Draw a circle, I have a border?
While I can tell you just how weak, stare for a while.
What happens is that you talk back? Oh, is it. Die. I'm a shadow!
Oh you can see through the fourth dimension, wonderful world
All games in the East, let's look at the replay ~ some of my orchids lunatic 1cc
"Espira, he taught Jase needs to be to many of the leaders, it is.'s Stimulus Oh my, if you can hurt him for me. Hm? Cult is expected to run away again? Cult oh ...."
Draw a circle, I have a border?
I draw a circle with a border!
Draw a circle, it is probably because your tiny, little brain ... but I'm a shadow!
It is outdated, draw a circle?
Oh look, it seems to be telling me what to do Jase!
I would be quiet and the borders of silence manifest it! I'm a shadow!
Oh, for some time, the melody of my words, it must be clear
("I am sure of it.")
By the time you'll understand that being a leader is better than you if I must bow to my power already!
Hey, hey, the vector is going to run me a favor?
I Espira I need her now!
Oi, oi, do you want to shout from the perch Eebit good to see us?
Yes, yes, Eebit (CoE is excellent).
Hey Hey Masquerade, more Nelly - Oh ING?
Hey, hey, Nate, Hey, Hey Nate!
I can not forget the taste
I always win win!
Oh my vector is great, but it is not I?
Draw a circle that has a border!
I draw a circle with a border!
Draw a circle, it's the only thing perhaps you can draw! I'm a shadow!
Oh, wonderful world ~ Castle can be seen from the Chamber of Commerce
Let me check first whether the acquisition of Command
Oh, please refer to the actual loan
Please make sure to get a taste of my criticism and everyone!

Starr: "I draw a circle with a border!"

Starr: of course you do

Shadow: All games in the East, let's look at the replay ~ some of my orchids lunatic 1cc

Starr: Oh japan

Lord X-Giga-X: "Espira, he taught Jase needs to be to many of the leaders, it is.'s Stimulus Oh my, if you can hurt him for me. Hm? Cult is expected to run away again? Cult oh ...." .. O_O

Starr: LOL

Shadow: Oh, wonderful world ~ Castle can be seen from the Chamber of Commerce ---LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

Starr: LMAO

Jason: LOOOOOOOL

Starr: OMG I'M LITERALLY LOLING

Lord X-Giga-X: WTF XDDDDD

Starr: Can't breathe XDDD

Shadow: Oh my god rofl

Jason: "Oh, please refer to the actual loan" what

Starr: LOL

Starr: Wait what loan?

Shadow: Right. Saving this forever.

Lord X-Giga-X: "Hey, hey, give me my father Waifu"

Starr: oh god this was the best one yet

Starr: Someone quote this

#18

19. So Giga has a heart, even after Jase's suicide (PR canon)

#19
20. Enter Molesto Pants, son of Masquerade Pants.

21:27:12 Molesto (Mibbit@hidden-a04gfc.res.rr.com) has joined #CoE
21:27:16 <Masq> MY SON.
21:27:32 <Missingno7-4468> LOL
21:27:33 <Masq> How are you son? Did you do your homework?
21:27:42 <Starr> Well this was uncalled for XD
21:27:45 <Molesto> Uhhh....
21:27:54 <Masq> If you didn't, no raping little boys tonigh. :x
21:27:55 <Molesto> No. ;-;
21:27:59 <Masq> :x
21:28:08 <Starr> oh got him where it hurts
21:28:09 <Molesto> Aw but daaad!
21:28:11 * Masq hides all the little boys in a closet and locks it
21:28:14 <frankclaus> I have the feeling I have unlocked a monster
21:28:16 <Masq> No buts.
21:28:32 <frankclaus> HA! I get it, no buts XD

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