The Chatlog Thread

I WIN! YOU ALL LOST TO ME MWAHAHAHAHA

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Hak Gimme that big erection of yours... Now. <3
crazE LOL
Hak Private room FTW XD
crazE XD
crazE Private Part room*
Hak YEAAAAAAHHHH :3
crazE btw this counts as me winning
crazE cuz I have wooed you to my massive phallus
Hak I am a sucker for phalluses anyways.
crazE LOL
crazE also you do know that Eebit's a flower? He can't conceive a baby with you anyway
Hak But yours is one of the most beautiful penises I have ever laid my eyes upon.
Hak wut
crazE thank you :3
crazE and yupp
crazE go ahead and ask him
crazE and everyone else
Hak Because I like Eebit, and he's a flower... Does that make me a vegetarian?
crazE ^
crazE you're gonna have to carnivore if you want me though
crazE cuz I'm one giant german sausage
Hak I want to get all over you, as raw as I possibly can.
crazE baby, I'm all yours
crazE bring some bbq sauce
Hak Ooh, wanna play it dirty this time?
crazE :>
Hak Well, here's your bbq sauce! Do whatever you want to do with it ^_^
crazE drinks it all
crazE thx, i needed that ^^
Hak Good.
crazE ok, now to srs bsnss
crazE lays out a blueprint of Hak's body
crazE now, I'll start here at the thigh
crazE it's gonna get tricky, but I'll maneuver myself around the side, then swoop in
Hak Okay. Do you want me to lay down, kneel, stand up?
crazE you're gonna have to be in a mix between standing up and leaning on a wall
crazE tbh who knows how it'll turn out
crazE but God speed we get this to work successfully
Hak Alright. Just tell me how to position, and we'll get to understand this.
crazE k
crazE but first
crazE put this on
Hak What is it?
crazE hands over a leather jacket and some glasses
crazE if this is gonna be an awesome baby
crazE it needs to be conceived in awesomeness
Hak It fits perfectly!
crazE I knew it would
crazE I know all your sizes :>
crazE but tbh
crazE my size is way bigger than your fitting....
crazE how am I gonna get in?
Hak Ooh, tough question. I thought you'd thought of that!
crazE Well, this all kinda happened pretty fast!
Hak Damn...
crazE hmm.....
crazE well, we can't waste this moment
crazE what can we find that'll ease the trip?
Hak Nah, we've come this far already...
crazE grabs a bottle of mountain dew off the table
crazE ......
crazE well....
Hak Hmm....
crazE if you don't mind the fizzy sensation.....
Hak I'm always up for new sensations.
crazE k
crazE pours mountain dew down Hak's glory
crazE grab onto something
crazE this is gonna be a ride B)
Hak Ooh :3

And later....

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Hak I want you soooo bad right now...
crazE lmao
crazE it already happened....
crazE you passed out after two minutes
crazE kinda got carried away. Knew you couldn't handle all of me, but I wanted to try ^^'
Hak Oh, really?
crazE yeah...
crazE you might wanna go to the hospital to check on youself too
Hak I already wondered why I have this tingling sensation all of a sudden...
crazE I saw a some blood after Ifinished
crazE oh and that's the mountain dew mixing with my formula inside you
crazE conception sucessful B)
Hak So... I'm going to be pregnant?
crazE yupp
crazE you can move in with me now :3
Hak Giving birth through my phallus, that's a new thing.
Hak YAAY :3 <3
crazE <333333

y'all can suck it. Hakky's mine B3

 

o u guys XD

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Ziolang: Six pretty much is a Sword version of Expira lol

Starr: That would give me more reason to make Rioncoune more better

crazE: wait, crazE's going up against Twelve?

Ziolang: Everyone's challenging Zio aaaaaaaaaaaa

Starr: Starr and three would be like

Starr: Who can blast more mana

Ziolang: Yes, CrazE v Twelve

crazE: Expira?

crazE: LOL

Starr: Expira has expired.

Starr: *Shoe'd*

crazE: SHE'S EXPIRED

crazE: AAAA NINJA

Jason: lol zio

Lord X-Giga-X: X, GET OUT OF ESPIRA'S NAME! XD

Starr: Since I know Vendetta pretty well, I know what to expect

crazE: yeah go back to Giga

Starr: No Blendy, it's better that she has an x to her name

Ziolang: Don't be hatin, Giga, other people can use Xs

Starr: That means she belongs to you

crazE: X-Spira-X

Starr: inb4davidisjelly

crazE: Lady X-Spira-X. Giga's Espira Clone Wife

Jason: Wait, if Giga controls X's... he must have felt the need to get SOMETHING in Espira

Lord X-Giga-X: LOFL

crazE: LMFAO

Starr: Something in Espira

Lord X-Giga-X: O U JASE

Starr: brb dying of laughter

Ziolang: Xs never see more use than they do at the Cult

Starr: ^

Starr: Why not Q's?

Starr: Q is always so lonely

Lord X-Giga-X: Well played, Jase. Well played.

crazE: Lord Q-Giga-Q?

Jason: I hang out with people like David and Masq too much lol

 

Not as bad as the "Starlight incident", but... it's still bad.

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Death chuckles slightly. "Yes, conversation is rare, especially as I'm not supposed to speak to the living. Which is why your survival benefits me. "

Jason: I'm glad it does, or I probably wouldn't be talking at all.

Ziolang: Yes... Well, the sun has set, and night brings more... work. I must be off.

Starr: Vale: *Stops for a moment* I think I should grab some food. It's nightfall, and I don't know if I need extra energy or not.

Starr: (LMAO)

Starr: (CRAYON LOL)

crazE: (FAILURE)

Shadow: (FAIL)

Jason: (LMFAO.)

Starr: (GAY DEMON)

crazE: (LMAO)

Death: [It was bound to happen]

Shadow: (SAVED FOREVER.)

crazE: (LMAO)

Starr: (LOL)

Shadow: (And yeah, it was, unfortunately.)

crazE: (WHO IS HE TALKING OT ANYWAY)

Starr: Vale: *Steps back outside and goes downstairs*

crazE: (I guess he broke the fourth wall or something..)

crazE: (inb4moremilk)

Starr: (gtfo)

Death: [Fix it in the log, Shadow?]

Starr: (quit picking on my Valey)

Jason: (I actually burst out laughing irl and my mom looked at me like I was crazy)

Shadow: (I just did)

crazE: (^)

crazE: (we can all agree that was totally hilarious)

crazE: (and worth laughing irl)

Starr: (brb)

Death: [k, this is why I hate multi-tabbing, but I hate Character: Character2: more lol]

crazE: (lol)

Jason nods silently, then stands to go back down to the third floor.

Death: [Plus Death is identified by her color, not her name]

Lord X-Giga-X: (Could have been much worse though, Char)

Death: [if you're about to suggest it happening during a kissing scene I'm going to kill you]

Shadow: (LMFAO)

crazE squeezes Starr's hand comfortingly, feeling a buzz of... something all through out his body. He wanted to feel her against him again...

crazE: (LMFAO)

Jason: (LMFAO.)

Lord X-Giga-X: (... I was going to point out my mistake, but okay...)

Okay folks, it's story time!
... No, not THAT kind of story...

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Shadow: OMG LOL

Shadow: I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING

Shadow: Okay so

Copper: Does anyone think it's likely Jase's fursona is a kitsune btw?

Shadow: Back on lolperuschool today, me and some friends were fooling around. For some reason the subject changed as to who can be the most creepy.

Copper: ... lol

Shadow: So I put on my trollface and got a pencil and started drawing some compound pentagram glyph on my desk

Copper: LOL

Shadow: And then I made a circle around it, drew 10 Phantasian runes on it

Copper: I see where this is going

Shadow: Then I grabbed scissors and ACTUALLY drew blood to draw the japanese kanji for "desire"

Shadow: At this point my gf was like "The FUCK are you doing."

Shadow: Then I chanted out loud

Copper: ... ._.

Copper: Dude I fucking wish I was there

Shadow: "BY THE POWER OF THE TEN ESOTERIC RUNES. GOD OF MYRIAPODS, I SUMMON THEE."

Shadow: There was like

Copper: LMAO

Shadow: a 5 second pause of total silence of "._." and ""-like reactions before everything just burst out into laughter.

Copper: Sorry I answered the summoning late but I couldn't find a taxi that would drive to Peru =<

Shadow: LOL

 

Spoiler

Eebit: I just pooped.

 

Spoiler

[4/5/2012 10:24:44 PM] Eric Gray: JUMP ON IT
[4/5/2012 10:25:02 PM] Lister Potter III: GET THE FUCK OUT ERIC
[4/5/2012 10:25:22 PM] Eric Gray:
[4/5/2012 10:25:46 PM] Eric Gray: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQObWW06VAM
[4/5/2012 10:25:49 PM] Eric Gray: SOME GROOVY SHIT YO
[4/5/2012 10:52:00 PM] Lister Potter III: Go to hell Eric
[1:39:50 AM] Eric Gray: Already there.
[1:39:56 AM] Jonathan: LOL
[1:39:58 AM] Eric Gray: Just remember Lister...
[1:39:59 AM] Jonathan: What the fuck
[1:40:01 AM] Eric Gray: JUMP ON IT
[1:40:04 AM] Jonathan: WHAT IS THIS
[1:40:11 AM] Eric Gray: I don't even
[1:40:12 AM] Jonathan: Just logged on
[1:40:14 AM] Jonathan: this is beautiful
[1:40:21 AM] Eric Gray: We're jumping on it
[1:40:22 AM] Trevor Fischer: wha???
[1:40:26 AM] Jonathan: or, as others like to say
[1:40:28 AM] Jonathan: JUMPING ON IT
[1:40:28 AM] Jonathan: THAT'S
[1:40:29 AM] Jonathan: [Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:26 PM] Eric Gray: SOME GROOVY SHIT YO
[1:40:30 AM] Lister Potter III: GO AWAY
[1:40:33 AM] Jonathan: [Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:26 PM] Eric Gray: SOME GROOVY SHIT YO
[1:40:33 AM] Lister Potter III: FUCK ALL YOU LOSERS
[1:40:35 AM] Jonathan: NO
[1:40:39 AM] Jonathan: LISTER
[1:40:42 AM] Jonathan: LETS GET SOME GROOVY SHIT YO
[1:41:05 AM] Trevor Fischer: Eww, lister. You're supposed to go after the winners, man! And women, at that!
[1:41:25 AM] Jonathan: Lister has always loved us though.
[1:41:28 AM] Jonathan: <3333 bby
[1:41:35 AM] Eric Gray: Eric Gray is currently jumping on it.
[1:41:52 AM] Eric Gray: I. Can't. Stop. It.!!!!
[1:41:59 AM] Eric Gray: SUCH AN AMAZING BEAT LOOOOOOOOOL
[1:42:07 AM] Eric Gray: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQObWW06VAM&feature=player_embedded
[1:42:13 AM] Lister Potter III: Lister Potter III kick flamezone17
[1:42:22 AM] Eric Gray: Lol fail
[1:42:33 AM] Eric Gray: ARUNGA ARUNGA
[1:42:37 AM | Edited 1:42:41 AM] Eric Gray: JUMP ON IT
[1:42:50 AM] Lister Potter III: Not a fail when you type something intentionally dumbfuck
[1:42:58 AM] Eric Gray: Aweh
[1:43:01 AM] Eric Gray: I love you too
[1:43:07 AM] Lister Potter III: fuck you
[1:43:11 AM] *** Lister Potter III removed Eric Gray from this conversation. ***
[1:43:16 AM] *** Lister Potter III added Eric Gray ***
[1:43:30 AM] Lister Potter III: Ha
[1:43:44 AM] Lister Potter III: Jump on that bitch
[1:43:52 AM] Eric Gray: Arunga Arunga
[1:43:59 AM] Jonathan: MANBUNGO LIKE
[1:44:10 AM] Eric Gray: BOOM BOOM BOOM
[1:44:13 AM] Eric Gray: JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP
[1:44:17 AM] Jonathan: BOOOOOOOOOOM
[1:44:17 AM] Jonathan: LOL
[1:44:22 AM] Eric Gray: ON IT
[1:44:23 AM] Eric Gray: YAY
[1:44:28 AM] Jonathan: Jonathan jumps on it.
[1:44:29 AM] Eric Gray: Lister want to jump on it with me???/
[1:44:30 AM] Jonathan: I'M ON IT
[1:44:35 AM] Eric Gray: YAY
[1:44:39 AM] Jonathan: Jonathan holds Eric's hand and JUMPS ON IT
[1:44:41 AM] Jonathan: BOOM BOOM BOOM
[1:44:42 AM] Jonathan: JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP
[1:44:44 AM] Lister Potter III: yeah... no
[1:44:46 AM] Trevor Fischer: THEES EEEZ DEELIZIOUS!
[1:44:56 AM] Jonathan: T-REX IS THE BEST NEWCOMER
[1:44:57 AM] Eric Gray: Eric Gray jumps on Eric's hand with Jonathan
[1:45:00 AM] Jonathan: BOOM BOOM BOOM
[1:45:02 AM] Jonathan: LOL
[1:45:04 AM] Eric Gray: BOOM BOOM BOOM
[1:45:04 AM] Jonathan: LOOOL
[1:45:06 AM] Eric Gray: WOO
[1:45:07 AM] Jonathan: JUMMMPPP
[1:45:11 AM] Jonathan: HAND JUMPPP
[1:45:11 AM] Jonathan: WEEEE
[1:45:22 AM] Jonathan: Jonathan holds Eric's hand and jumps on it (Lister) with him
[1:45:36 AM] Eric Gray: WOLOLOLOLOLOL
[1:45:38 AM] Trevor Fischer: I detect the banhammer will come out soon.
[1:45:39 AM] Eric Gray: APACHEEE
[1:45:40 AM] Jonathan: WOWOWOWWOLWOWLWOWL
[1:45:43 AM] Jonathan: OYONGOA
[1:45:45 AM] Eric Gray: I AM THE CHIEF
[1:45:47 AM] Jonathan: Jonathan slaps Trevor's butt.
[1:45:49 AM] Eric Gray: I GOT ALOT OF RAPS
[1:45:52 AM] Jonathan: LOL
[1:46:02 AM] Eric Gray: Dunno the rest
[1:46:03 AM] Eric Gray: but
[1:46:06 AM] Eric Gray: JUMP ON IT
[1:46:09 AM] Jonathan: I AM THE JONNO
[1:46:11 AM] Jonathan: I GOT A LOT OF CRAPS
[1:46:22 AM] Jonathan: THAT I TALK ABOUT YOU ALL IN THE AFTERNOON
[1:46:25 AM] Jonathan: I SAY SORRY TO YOUR FAMILIES
[1:46:28 AM] Jonathan: SORRY TO YOUR FAMILIES
[1:46:32 AM] Jonathan: FOR THE CRAPS
[1:46:33 AM] Jonathan: TALKED ABOUT YOU
[1:46:39 AM] Jonathan: WOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWOWwOw
[1:46:39 AM] Jonathan: BOOM
[1:46:40 AM] Jonathan: BOOM
[1:46:40 AM] Jonathan: BOOM
[1:46:44 AM] Jonathan: JUMMMPPPP
[1:46:44 AM] Jonathan: Weeehawwww
[1:46:46 AM] Jonathan: Jonathan hugs Eric'shair
[1:46:57 AM] Eric Gray: I AM THE FLAME
JUMPING'S MY GAME
TAKES NO CRAP
'CEPT FOR THE JIGGLYPUFF RAP
[1:47:09 AM] Eric Gray: JUMPP
[1:47:13 AM] Eric Gray: JUMP
[1:47:15 AM] Eric Gray: BUMP
[1:47:16 AM] Eric Gray: BUMP
[1:47:24 AM] Eric Gray: WOO
[1:47:25 AM] Eric Gray: HO
[1:47:28 AM] Eric Gray: YO YO YO
[1:47:32 AM] Eric Gray: HIT IT GANG
[1:47:32 AM] Jonathan: YO YO YO
[1:47:38 AM] Jonathan: DIS THE JIGGLYPUFF RAP
[1:47:41 AM] Jonathan: FOR THE FLAME
[1:47:45 AM] Jonathan: JUMPINS HIS GAME
[1:47:48 AM] Jonathan: JIGGLYPUFF
[1:47:50 AM] Jonathan: JI-JIGGLYPUFF
[1:47:57 AM] Eric Gray: JON HE TAKES NO CRAP
[1:47:57 AM] Jonathan: JI-JI-JI-JI-JIG-A-LY-PUFF
[1:48:01 AM] Jonathan: WE FIND THE SQUIRTLE
[1:48:01 AM] Eric Gray: EXCEPT FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[1:48:07 AM] Jonathan: WE TAKE IT TO THE JIGGLYPUFFS
[1:48:15 AM] Jonathan: WE SQUIRTLE WE SQUIRT SQUIRT
[1:48:17 AM] Eric Gray: THE JIGGLYPUFF RAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp
[1:48:20 AM] Jonathan: SQUIRTLE ON THE JIGGLYPUFFS
[1:48:20 AM] Eric Gray: SQUIRT SQUIRT
[1:48:21 AM] Jonathan: RAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[1:48:23 AM] Eric Gray: ON LISTER'S FACE
[1:48:25 AM] Eric Gray: APACHE
[1:48:26 AM] Jonathan: JIGGLYYYy
[1:48:28 AM] Eric Gray: JUMP ON ITTT
[1:48:28 AM] Jonathan: LOL
[1:48:35 AM] Jonathan: OYONGAOAOA
[1:48:36 AM] Jonathan: JUMP ON ITTTTT
[1:48:38 AM] Jonathan: yhaayayayayay
[1:48:39 AM] Eric Gray: WOWLWOWLWOWOWLWOWL
[1:48:44 AM] Eric Gray: ARUNGA ARUGNA ARUGNA
[1:48:47 AM] Eric Gray: A POW WOW
[1:48:57 AM] Eric Gray: SMOKE SOME CRACK
[1:49:04 AM] Eric Gray: AND I'LL BE BACK
[1:49:08 AM] Eric Gray:
[1:49:14 AM] Eric Gray: SLAM DUNK
[1:49:18 AM] Eric Gray: DO THE JERK
[1:49:19 AM] Jonathan: I just copy-pasted all of this
[1:49:19 AM] Eric Gray: MACHOKE THE CHICKEN
[1:49:23 AM] Eric Gray: Me too.
[1:49:25 AM] Jonathan: just in case someone kicks
[1:49:27 AM] Jonathan: LOL
[1:49:39 AM] Jonathan: brb xD
[1:49:42 AM] Eric Gray: I guess Lister doesn't like to jump on it. :<
[1:49:49 AM] Jonathan: JUMP ON IT
[1:49:55 AM] Eric Gray: Posting this in the Chatlog thread
[1:49:56 AM] Eric Gray: lmao
[1:50:07 AM] Jonathan: YES
[1:50:07 AM] Jonathan: and then we'll
[1:50:12 AM] Jonathan: JUMP ON IT

Um, yeah. We were jumping on it.

Eric = Me!
Jon = Jonno
Lister = Some Dude That Doesn't Like to Jump on It Zantok
Trevor = Turbotaxer, just a cool bro.

PS: Click the link in the chatlog for full effects of jumping on it!

 

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[1:40:01 AM] Eric Gray: JUMP ON IT
[1:40:04 AM] Jonathan: WHAT IS THIS
[1:40:11 AM] Eric Gray: I don't even
[1:40:12 AM] Jonathan: Just logged on
[1:40:14 AM] Jonathan: this is beautiful
[1:40:21 AM] Eric Gray: We're jumping on it
[1:40:22 AM] Trevor Fischer: wha???
[1:40:26 AM] Jonathan: or, as others like to say
[1:40:28 AM] Jonathan: JUMPING ON IT
[1:40:28 AM] Jonathan: THAT'S
[1:40:29 AM] Jonathan: [Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:26 PM] Eric Gray: SOME GROOVY SHIT YO
[1:400 AM] Lister Potter III: GO AWAY
[1:403 AM] Jonathan: [Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:26 PM] Eric Gray: SOME GROOVY SHIT YO
[1:403 AM] Lister Potter III: FUCK ALL YOU LOSERS

^- LOL ERIC

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23:20 Fallen ...one-liners..
23:20 Masq lmaoFallen
23:20 Fallen Masq.
23:20 Fallen Hello.
23:21 Fallen How are you, sweetheart?
23:21 Masq :|
23:21 Masq I'm out of here. night Shadow.
23:21 Fallen I've always loved you, why do you push me away?
23:21 Shadow LMAO

 

Oh eebit....

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Eebit joined the chat
Fallen: http://www.zejroleplaying.org/showthread...
Keileon: eeeeeeeb
Eebit: holyu shit why are uyou guys a WAKE
Jasper O: Eebit! Hullo!
Keileon: Because nocturnal
Eebit: Heya!
Jasper O: Why are YOU?
Keileon: Also Fallen is six hours behind you
Jasper O: Exactly, khya
Eebit: Because I was just at sa friends house
Jasper O: Ah.
Fallen: Hawaii ft
Eebit: Yeah...
Fallen: *ftw
Eebit: Hawaii sux i ontario dis
Fallen: Actually get me off this fucken rock o_o
Jasper O: Do you miss me, JEeb.
Fallen: I want to go the mainland
Jasper O: Z
Fallen: Eeb, I thought you were playing Jasper before LOL
Keileon: Eeb help me sneak into Canada
Jasper O: You're in Hawaii, Fallen?
Eebit: I did one time
Eebit: it was funny
Eebit: I think
Eebit: I can't really remember it thou
Eebit: gh
Jasper O: You played moi?
Eebit: Kuda what if I visited you one day
Eebit: that'd be p funny
Keileon: lol
Eebit: Also alcohol is bad.
Eebit: Do not drink it, kids.
Eebit: Bad.
Jasper O: Why do you bring up Alcohol?
Keileon: For some reason I get the impression you're either drunk or just very tired
Keileon: LOL
Fallen: LOL
Keileon: AHAHAHA
Eebit: I don't know what you're ta;lking about Kuda.
Jasper O: ^
Eebit: You liar.
Eebit: :|
Keileon: I AM LOL'ING IRL
Jasper O: I meant for tha to go to Khya's post about eebit being drunk or tired
Eebit: Drinking is bad for you
Eebit: don't do ity
Keileon: Hey Fallen go quote that in the chatlog thread
Eebit: ZEJ is down
Eebit: so fuck uoi
Eebit: uoi
Eebit: you
Eebit: lol..................
Keileon: Yep you're drunk

 

warnded for falsified chatlogging

 

I have an epic moment

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crazE gets up slowly, his whole body completely and entirely sore and causing him to wince dramatically. He is about to advance toward Shadow before his caze suddenly diverts toward Starr, his blood running cold. There was a thick pool of blood around her. "S-Starr!" he calls out, quickly limping over to her and kneeling down, picking her from the crimson mess she lay in
Fricai: (before his caze)
Fallen: (Don't worry, she's just having her period)
Fallen: (*shot*)
Dark: (his caze)
Shadow: (LMFAO)
Starr: (LMAO)
Dark: (did you mean cazE? :X)
Fricai: (LMFAO FALLEN.)
Shadow: (FALLEN YOU'VE BEEN FUNNY FOR ONCE)
Starr: (LMFAO FALLEN YOU WIN)
Lord X-Giga-X: (LOFL)
Fallen: (For once? I've been funny for a while )
Shadow: (Stop dreaming, kid)
Fricai: (Shadow keep that in the log)
Dark: (>​Hormonal_teenage_boy)
Shadow: (But THAT was hilarious)

 

Uh huh....

 

Wait... Chatzy's back?

If so...

FUCKYEAH.jpg

 

"hormonal_teenage_boy" nuff said

 

<TheBrawlinator>: Hey umm.... do you want to see something? lol
<Shadow>: Hm?
TheBrawlinator hugs you super tight, because he loves you
<TheBrawlinator>: Well I brought a present
*** TheBrawlinator is now known as Jonno
<Shadow>: LMFAO