The Chatlog Thread

Spoiler

Lord X-Giga-X: Like this sentry duty and the last, I only got 5 out of 6 right...

Xis: Isnt that Identifying Foot Prints?

Xis: Thats so easy.

Xis: I almost NEVER get one wrong.

Lord X-Giga-X: Yeah, I've /never/ been this bad at sentry duty...

Xis: Hint: Look at the foot prints before you try and identify it.

Xis: :3

Lord X-Giga-X: ...

Go away, Xis.

Cid joined the chat

Cid: LOLOLOLOL

Lord X-Giga-X: OH FUCK, THERE'S TWO CIDS NOW!

Cid: LOL Giga

Cid: I might chatlog that.

Xis = Me

 

Spoiler

Fallen: btw, we need cameos from Lance and/or N now since Lookers in this
Fallen: Tag team :x
Keileon: Not fair to Petra, and Zoltan flies solo anyway :x
Fallen: btw, you can guess what Zemith threw in the air right?
Keileon: Also, N would /hate/ Altaris
Keileon: X's Pokeball?
Nyumi-chan: Why would he?
Fallen: Not X
Keileon: >​Pokemon killing each other
Fallen: Mystic :x
Keileon: >​Team Plasma is literally Pokemon PETA
Fallen: If N went to Altaria he would be like one of those guys trying to stop deathmatche
Fallen: *deathmatches
Keileon: LOL ALTARIA
Fallen: FUCK
Fallen: Altaris
Fallen: *bashes A key*
Nyumi-chan: N doesn't go down to Altaria, he goes down ON Altaria.
Keileon: LOL
Fallen: LOL
Nyumi-chan: Post that?
Keileon: AHAHAHA
Fallen: If Lance went to Altaria omg
Keileon: Fallen you did it again
Fallen: brjegregehughre
Keileon: ... Although Lance HAS an Altaria

Altaria....

 

Douple post~~~~

Spoiler

Fallen: gimme hat :x
Copper: no
Copper: my hat
Copper: you'll get your fail all over it
Copper: and I'll have to get it dry cleaned
Copper: And the dry cleaner will overcharge me
Copper: And I'll punch him in the nose
Copper: So I'll get arrested
Copper: But then I get out on parole
Copper: And the judge says I have to make amends with the dry cleaner
Fallen: So now Giga is the OFFICIAL fail king
Fallen: With Vector at his side
Copper: So I have dinner at his house
Copper: He has a wife, two kids, and a cat
Copper: So I start hitting on his wife
Copper: Three years later the affair is discovered
Copper: And the dry cleaner, now the owner of a Pizza Hut, kills his wife
Copper: The police find out about the murder
Copper: But the Pizza Hut guy threatens me if I say anything
Copper: So I keep my mouth shut while the guy flies to Kentucky
Copper: And he lives forever alone except for the occassional stripper
Copper: Meanwhile free pizza for everyone at an abandoned Pizza Hut
Copper: The moral of this story?
Copper: Don't become a dry cleaner.
Copper: =>​
Copper: And that is your Randomly Awesome David Moment. Tune in next week, same time, same channel.

RADM - Channel 42

 

Spoiler

Rose -----> Shadow.

Shadow: fuck yeah im gay

Lord X-Giga-X: LOL

Cid: LOL

Keileon: LMFAO

Good to know, Shadow. Now stay the hell away from me.

 

Spoiler

Keileon: continue aor???
Shadow: Get the fuck out.
Keileon: Shit was getting good
Shadow: Okay
Shadow: Let's do this
Lord X-Giga-X: Yay
Keileon -----> Jetstream.
Shadow -----> Rose.
Rose: Okay so
Rose steals Shadow's Photon Eraser! Chat OBLIVION!!
Rose: ----- Pyre World "Destruction World" -----
Jetstream: (lol.)
Rose: (Now if you excuse me)
Rose backstabs everyone and goes off play AoE with Eebro.
Jetstream: (LOL)
Starr joined the chat 73 minutes ago
Lord X-Giga-X: (LOL)
Lord X-Giga-X: (LOFL)
Fallen: (*watches from the sideline, with Giga*)
Fallen: (LOL)
Starr: (AoR? Anyway, I finished Cor. It's on fb, Khya~)
Jetstream: --- Irritation Sign "Fuck you Shadow" ---

 

Spoiler

22:08 Shadow Flem should just like
22:08 Shadow get Area of Effect
22:08 Shadow And play with us
22:08 *** Flimzy is now known as Fallen
22:08 Fallen Sorry about that
22:08 Eebit ...
22:09 Eebit You didn't realize it was Fallen this whole time, Shadow?
22:09 Fallen LOL
22:09 Shadow Wait
22:09 Shadow WHAT
22:09 Shadow headdesks
22:09 Fallen LMAO
22:09 Eebit LMFAO.

Oh Shadow...I can't believe me of all people did that to you :x

 

Espy goes from FAIL to WIN in record time.

Spoiler

Lunate Espy: AHAHAHAHA
Shadow: oh tvtropes...
Lunate Espy: Yeahno
Keileon: PMD2/2.5 is a bit morbid considering the franchise
Lunate Espy: Darker and Edgier? For sure
Lunate Espy: Nightmare Fuel? Tons of it
Keileon: lol voice actors @grovyle
Lunate Espy: CMOH? You can bet your bitches
Shadow
"It is taboo to mention someone's real name in public.
The Pokemon do have names besides their species names, but for some reason there's a strong taboo against using them in public. Not even the confusion of having, say, two Kecleon running a shop or a pair of Ursaring is enough to overcome it." lmao.
Lunate Espy: >​>​>​.<<< *BRITCHES
Lunate Espy: lolololol
Nyumi-chan: OH MAN
A duck joined the chat
Nyumi-chan: YOU JUST OUT-FAILED FALLEN
Lunate Espy: AAAARGh
Keileon: lmfao
Fallen: Its not that hard
A duck: Shadow are you readin g the TVtropes WMG for PMD?
Fallen: Look at Giga

About a half-hour later...

Spoiler

Keileon: Three lakes, Treeshroud, Limestone make five. Mt Bristle, Mystifying Forest, Waterfall Cave, Dark Crater.
Nyumi-chan: Because of those strange inscriptions at its end, just before the Dusknoir fight.
Lunate Espy: Yeah, you're right
Nyumi-chan: Why Mt. Bristle?
Lunate Espy: Because of the huge treasure
Keileon: I swear Mystifying is just a gareway like Foggy Forest/Boulder Quarry/Crystal Cave/Northern Desert
Lunate Espy: That only Azurill can access due to size; it's very nice and proper hidey-hole eh?
Lunate Espy: +a
Lunate Espy: I seriously doubt it
Keileon: Nyumi, only a small Pokemon could fit through that hole, and that pokemon would have a hard time climbing up there
Lunate Espy: Lolol I ninja'd you
Nyumi-chan: What does that have to do with Time Gears, though?
Lunate Espy: Because Dimensional Scream
Keileon: The Dimensional Scream.
Lunate Espy: It only works when something happens related to Time Gears or where they're placed
Nyumi-chan: Double-ninja. Nice.
Fallen: ^
Keileon: Espy get out
Fallen: >​.>​
Lunate Espy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lunate Espy: XD
Fallen: *goes back to watching Top 10 vids*
Nyumi-chan: That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone go from FAIL to WIN in here.
Lunate Espy: My sensei will be pleased that I have learnt the art of ninjutsu
Lunate Espy: XD
Fallen: ...

 

This is a WIN FAIL, Nyumi/Espy

Spoiler

Keileon: Also,
Fallen: ?
Keileon: I can't wait for Giga's RtW post
Fallen: And Lookers :x
Keileon: I really want to see Divide's reaction to Triple Hyl
Keileon: ENTER
Keileon: *Triple Hyper Bean
Keileon: *Beam
Fallen: Divide: A Triple Hyl? Bitch Please B|
Keileon: wtfffff
Fallen: Triple Hyper Bean?
Fallen: Thats a new one...

Yours Truly,
Fallen~

 

Lolol no it isn't =P

Beans, beams, all the same thing. If you think that's a winfail, then Mr Bean fall out of the heavens with a beam of light shining on him. XD

 

God damnit Flamezone...

Spoiler

Code:

[6:32:52 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, I need to talk to you.
[6:33:06 PM] Cid: ?
[6:33:19 PM] Lister Potter III: Me, and the rest of ZEJ have been talking, and we have decided to ban you.
[6:33:26 PM] Cid: :O
[6:33:28 PM] Cid: why?
[6:33:38 PM] Lister Potter III: I hope you understand, but our tolerence with your actions in the chatroom is drawing thin.
[6:34:01 PM] Lister Potter III: I hope you do not take it personally.
[6:34:12 PM] Lister Potter III: We are giving you until Midnight to write a good-bye topic.
[6:34:32 PM] Lister Potter III: We might discuss it again later about whether or not to actually allow you to come back.
[6:34:45 PM] Cid: as if, your just angry i switched the picture back.
[6:34:51 PM] Lister Potter III: But for now, you are on a ban. Not permenant.
[6:35:08 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, switching the picture in the chatroom is not recommended.
[6:35:21 PM] Lister Potter III: Jonno had told me he had told you not to fiddle with the damn picture.
[6:35:24 PM] Lister Potter III: And what did you do?
[6:35:28 PM] Lister Potter III: Fiddled with it.
[6:35:39 PM] Cid: you suck at trolling.
[6:35:58 PM] Lister Potter III: I was investigating, and Jake told me that you had posted a picture of a Dragon with a very large penis as the chatroom picture.
[6:36:04 PM] Lister Potter III: Someone took it down after you.
[6:36:08 PM] Lister Potter III: This is not a fucking joke, Cid.
[6:36:16 PM] Lister Potter III: You need to learn to respect, and behave.
[6:36:28 PM] Lister Potter III: No pictures of penises, for god's sake.
[6:36:42 PM] Cid: zantok, im not trolled easily.
[6:36:46 PM] Lister Potter III: Semi-ban. Roughly two weeks.
[6:36:51 PM] Lister Potter III: Not a joke, you'll see tonight.
[6:36:59 PM] Lister Potter III: Please make your goodbye topic rightaway.
[6:37:15 PM] Cid: ill be fine without it.
[6:37:29 PM] Lister Potter III: Very well then.
[6:38:18 PM] Cid: ... god damnit jonno put you up to this didnt he,
[6:38:49 PM] Lister Potter III: No, no he didn't.
[6:39:00 PM] Lister Potter III: Me, Eric, and Jon have been talking about it, actually.
[6:39:29 PM] Lister Potter III: You are just...a tad out of control, Cid.
[6:40:03 PM] Lister Potter III: Changing the topic, changing the picture (into grotesque things, might I add), and even impersonating a fellow member is not such a grand idea.
[6:40:27 PM] Lister Potter III: Until you can learn to calm such urges, we are forced to punish you until further notice.
[6:40:37 PM] Cid: Im sorry, and you can proove ive done this how?
[6:41:11 PM] Lister Potter III: Jake, Eric, AND Jon have both reported to me about said actions.
[6:41:18 PM] Lister Potter III: They have screenshots to back it up.
[6:41:48 PM] Cid: *sigh* yeah, ok.
[6:42:00 PM] Cid: you know a good troll can
[6:42:10 PM] Cid: CAUSE RAGE WITH ONE SENTENCE.
[6:42:13 PM] Cid: Damned caps.
[6:42:17 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, not a joke.
[6:42:21 PM] Lister Potter III: You are in denial.
[6:42:52 PM] Cid: No, you just fail at trolling.
[6:44:12 PM] Lister Potter III: Whatever you say, Cid.
[6:44:18 PM] Lister Potter III: You'll see tonight.
[6:44:41 PM] Cid: Zantok, the picture you have changed it to is the most grotesque thing ive ever seen.
[6:44:46 PM] Lister Potter III: We were discussing a time-frame, and I think about... one week is fair, don't you think?
[6:45:07 PM] Lister Potter III: I would much rather have Jonno's lips instead of Dragon Penis, anyday.
[6:45:37 PM] Lister Potter III: It's only there until Jon gets back on and changes it to something else, and represents our group nicely.
[6:45:43 PM] Lister Potter III: I don't have very many pictures on here.
[6:45:44 PM] Cid: 1. I have never even seen a picture of a dragon penis 2. Ive only been in this chat room for about a week 3. I have never changed the topic.
[6:45:52 PM] Lister Potter III: I can put one up of myself, if you would like.
[6:46:31 PM] Lister Potter III: You have though, I do believe that under the identity of someone else, you changed the topic name to, "The Lovely Old Convoluted Massive Throbbing Asian Penis of Doom," and the name is still there.
[6:46:32 PM] Lister Potter III: Nice try.
[6:47:03 PM] Cid: "The lovely old convoluted Massive ZEJ..." etc
[6:47:09 PM] Cid: Im sorry, but no.
[6:47:23 PM] Lister Potter III: Click on the topic. And look at the very top.
[6:47:26 PM] Lister Potter III: That was the one you changed.
[6:48:02 PM] Cid: "The Lovely Old Convoluted Massive ZEJ Chat"
[6:48:07 PM] Cid: ?
[6:48:22 PM] Lister Potter III: Right above that, Cid.
[6:48:35 PM] Lister Potter III: You didn't change both of them, but you did change the one on the top.
[6:48:46 PM] Cid: ... They say the same thing.
[6:49:10 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, Cid, Cid.
[6:49:28 PM] Cid: Zantok Tok Tok.
[6:49:51 PM] Lister Potter III: Whatever you say, Cid. There is no denying that you changed it.
[6:50:01 PM] Lister Potter III: I do believe someone had changed it back.
[6:50:10 PM] Lister Potter III: Which is why you are acting so confused.
[6:50:58 PM] Cid: Zantok, this is just getting annoying now.
[6:51:00 PM] Cid: Just stop.
[6:51:02 PM] Lister Potter III: I will change it back, just to demonstrate what it used to look like, if you so wish.
[6:51:08 PM] Lister Potter III: No Cid, you are the one who needs to stop.
[6:51:17 PM] Lister Potter III: Like I said, I am dead fucking serious.
[6:51:28 PM] Lister Potter III: Even though I don't mind you that much, Eric and Jon hate your guts.
[6:51:46 PM] Cid: *sigh*
[6:51:53 PM] Cid: Im just going to ignore this.
[6:51:55 PM] Lister Potter III: There, Cid.
[6:52:00 PM] Lister Potter III: That is what it used to be.
[6:53:53 PM] Lister Potter III: By the way, Cid.
[6:54:00 PM] Lister Potter III: There is something crucial that I need to tell you.
[6:54:21 PM] Cid: What -.-
[6:54:32 PM] Lister Potter III: This is Eric...
[6:54:33 PM] Lister Potter III: XD
[6:54:39 PM] Lister Potter III: SURPRISE
[6:54:43 PM] Cid: ........................................
[6:54:53 PM] Lister Potter III: It was supposed to be a joke, Cid. XD
[6:54:59 PM] Cid: I know.
[6:55:05 PM] Lister Potter III: I was playing my best Zantok, and you believed me.
[6:55:07 PM] Lister Potter III: LOLNO
[6:55:17 PM] Cid: Im just suprised I didnt check my goddamned friends list.
[6:55:18 PM] Lister Potter III: You reffered to me as Zantok the whole time, boyoyoyoyoyo
[6:55:21 PM | Edited 6:56:07 PM] Lister Potter III: Ahahahahahahaha, oic
[6:55:24 PM] Lister Potter III: XD
[6:55:27 PM] Lister Potter III: GOOD GAME CID
[6:55:32 PM] Cid: I didnt say I knew you were ericl
[6:55:34 PM] Cid: eric*
[6:55:38 PM] Cid: I just knew it was a troll.
[6:56:01 PM] Lister Potter III: Ahahaha, you seemed pretty annoyed, Cid. XD
[6:56:28 PM] Cid: Because it was getting tedious with the conversation which was ultimately going to end with this,.
[6:56:40 PM] Lister Potter III: Yes. Yes it was. ;o
[6:56:46 PM] Lister Potter III: It was ingenious, however.
[6:56:59 PM] Lister Potter III: I play a pretty mean Lister, ehhh
[6:57:28 PM] Cid: Haha, Its because ive NEVER had a conversation with zantok.
[6:57:34 PM] Lister Potter III: Ahahahahahaha. XD
[6:57:38 PM] Cid: I was wondering how the fuck he got on my Friends lsit.
[6:57:40 PM] Cid: list*

 

And this is what happened when Cid suddenly walled that on Chatzy.

Spoiler

Cid joined the chat 11 minutes ago

Keileon: Tonight's basically an RP-catchup night for me

Keileon: Hey Cid

Keileon: Anyway, superwall for RtW, posted in tS, will post in ADF/tOO/Wf2, and idk wtf do on CoURP

[insertwallhere]

Cid: read.

Lord X-Giga-X: WTF

Lord X-Giga-X: Cid, wtf?!

Cid: just read eric the ass.

Starr joined the chat 9 minutes ago

Keileon: Wait

Starr: Good god what the hell happened here

Keileon: Shadow I already posted in Wf2 LOL

Lord X-Giga-X: Cidiot walled out of nowhere.

Starr: Cidiot LMFAO BLENDY

Shadow is too lazy to join the chat:

Cidiot. Nice one. Cid, don't do that again.

Nate joined the chat 8 minutes ago

Cid: k.

Starr: Blendy you just earned a lava cookie some reason I cannot remember

Cid: Just read about how flamezone trolled me horribly.

Cid: Ok?

Starr: With that fucking wall

Shadow is too lazy to join the chat:

No need to, everyone knows how easy it is to troll you.

 

Giga proceeds to win 1 Internet:

Spoiler

Nate: I'mguessingthat by tomorrow though I'm gonna get strep
Nate: Because that ALWAYS happens when I have an allergy attack
Espeonature: Amendment: Espeonature: IT'S SATURDAY SATURDAY GOTTA BE ILL ON SATURDAY -- I do love this song so XD
Keileon: I had strep last winter but that was just viral
Keileon: My throat was so raw that at one point I actually coughed up blood
Espeonature: What's strep
Nate: Well, it's viral for me too, but for whateverreason, when I'mhaving an allergy attack, all those streptococcus are like "HEY, LET'S GET IN NATHAN'S THROAT!"
Keileon: lmao
Nate: Strep throat, caused by Streptococcus
Espeonature: Lol, I get it
Lord X-Giga-X: strepderp*
Lord X-Giga-X: *shot*
Keileon: I know what it is
Espeonature: I asked what it is Kudos
Espeonature: LOLOOOOL
Keileon: LMFAO STREPDERP
Keileon: Okay fuck that made my day right there
Espeonature: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lord X-Giga-X: You're welcome.
Espeonature is still laughing

 

As it turns out, just like Eebit has been hoping, ZEJ is a family; and Shadow and Kuda are our [very strict, disapproving] parents.

Spoiler

Cid rolled a bucket filled with 242 rocks. The bucket kept 153 rocks inside.
Cid rolled a bucket filled with 3454 rocks. The bucket kept 343 rocks inside.
Cid: This is hilarious.
Cid rolled a bucket. The bucket kept 4 rocks inside.
Keileon: Cid wtf are you even doing
Cid: Why /buckets/
Cerberus: ... someone steal that goddam bucket from him
Cid: Im rolling buckets.
Cid: And making a mess on the ground.
Keileon: Why
Cid rolled a bucket filled with 900 rocks. The bucket kept 415 rocks inside.
Cid: Because I can.
Shadow: Stop
Cerberus: It's his only purpose in life
Cid: Kay.
Shadow: It's getting annoying
Keileon: Well, cut it out
Cid joined the chat 30 minutes ago
Cid: Gah.
Shadow: Meanwhile, I'm pretty convinced that my subconscious has extradimensional sentience and draws in elements from various other realities which it then interprets as my dreams.
Keileon: lmfao
Cerberus: lmao Shadow
Lord X-Giga-X: k, done reading, but... the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck... o_o
Cid: And those elements are inside a bucket.
Cid: *rolls a bucket*
Shadow: I know, Giga, I know.
Cid has a bucket on his head.
Shadow: I think I'm going to do A Thing with this
Cerberus: LMAO
Lord X-Giga-X: Thank you for doing that.
Xis joined the chat 28 minutes ago
Lord X-Giga-X: ...
Keileon: brb dsi acting up
Cidisback joined the chat 27 minutes ago
Shadow joined the chat 27 minutes ago
Cidisback: I did it.
Shadow: feck, Chatzy
Cerberus: The hell is going on
Cidisback: Unmute my main please, I dont want to have to make a new account.
Keileon joined the chat 27 minutes ago
Lord X-Giga-X: ...
Keileon: You were muted for a reason
Cidisback: Not a good one.
Nate: ...
Cerberus: (It was sort of a good reason...)
Nate: it was a perfectly good reason
Shadow: Cid, are you mentally handicapped?
Cidisback: For mentioning rolling buckets again?\
Shadow: You were told to stop
Keileon: Either way, *makes a dismissive gesture* another admin can unmute you if they like
Shadow: Yet you continued
Cidisback: No Shadow, I am not mentally handicapped.
Shadow: Well, then start acting like you aren't.
Keileon: Then stop acting like it
Keileon: ... lol
Shadow: Heh
Cerberus: Shadow is dad. Kuda is mom. Our parents are too strict
Keileon: LOL WAT
Cidisback: I agree.
Shadow: LMAO
Lord X-Giga-X: the fuck
Cidisback: Does that mean I call Giga Uncle?
Lord X-Giga-X: No
Cidisback: Hi there Uncle Giga ^_^
Cerberus: Daddy? Can I get another $23 so I can buy a 3DS XL?
Cerberus: YES UNCLE GIGA
Lord X-Giga-X: No
Keileon: LMAO
Shadow: lmfaooo
Lord X-Giga-X: One more thing... *whacks everyone on the forehead with one finger*
Keileon: Does this deserve chatlogging
Cidisback: YEs.
Cidisback: Yes

 

Spoiler

crazE fuq Shadow
15:08 Shadow wat
15:08 crazE ED is ded
15:09 crazE ;-;
15:09 Shadow lol
15:09 Shadow It's just temporarily so
15:09 crazE I know, but....
15:09 crazE sadness
15:10 crazE also, Crissie is eligible to turn around and look at all the creepy stalkers around her
15:10 crazE you don't have to wait for the 8bit!
15:11 Shadow Haha
15:11 Shadow I'll do that when I... uh... sometime.
15:11 crazE ....
15:11 crazE yeahno
15:12 crazE because we all know you have nothing better to do
15:12 crazE we as in the collective nothingness in this chat
15:12 crazE (which includes Zenovia)
15:12 Shadow How would /you/ know? :x
15:12 crazE looks at Zej
15:12 crazE laughing.png's
15:13 crazE oplz, if you had something better to do, you /might've/ been on it by now!
15:13 Zenovia A college student abroad needs some form of entertainment.
15:13 Zenovia As dull as it is. :u
15:13 Shadow >Implying everything I do needs to be related to ZEJ or the Cult
15:13 crazE >Implying everything else you do is productive
15:14 crazE well, more productive than what you can do on ZEJ
15:14 Shadow Well, perhaps not for you
15:14 Shadow I've been on a posting spree the last week, besides.
15:15 crazE that's not my fault!
15:15 Shadow Not mine either!
15:15 crazE looks to Kuda
15:15 Zenovia When in doubt.
15:15 Zenovia blame the confused dragon owl
15:15 Shadow Just go harass Kuda because I've got other things to temporarily attend--
15:15 Shadow LMAO
15:15 crazE LMAO

 

Sheer havoc, courtesy of these insane members of ZEJ.

Spoiler

Keileon gives Lucea a sad-looking walking green stick and backs away
Cerberus: Oh yes. Raiden does seem torn between keeping his limbs, and keeping his morals.
Shadow: LOL
Gilbert: LOL
Gilbert: He has vectors so don't worry about that~
Cerberus: ...What is that about, Kuda?
Keileon: I'll give you a hint
Keileon: SSSSSSSSSSSSSS- *boom*
Cerberus: BOOM?
Gilbert: oic
Gilbert: Suicidal leeks
Gilbert: I see what you did there
Cerberus: *I meant that in response to "I'll give you a hint"*
Gilbert: I see
Keileon: LOL
Nate|phone joined the chat
Nate|phone: Phone brpwsers be evil
Nate|phone: *browsers
Cerberus: This is just not your Internet-day, is it Nate?
Keileon: lol!
Nate|phone: On screen keyboards be evil too
Cerberus: lmao
Nate|phone: It isnt!
Keileon: cerby I swear if you don't get the reference
Shadow: Even /I/ get the reference
Keileon: It has to be one of the most widely-used internet memes
Cerberus: ...to the somber green walking sticks? Eh.... let's see.....
Gilbert: Not suicidal leeks
Gilbert: But the suicidal can be a bit right
Nate|phone: The walking stick part isn't important
Eebit: I'll give you a hint
Eebit: it's from a game
Shadow: They are creepers.
Eebit: that is popular so vastly that it's almost obscene
Gilbert: You bitch
Shadow: [/ruins everything]
Gilbert: Shadow you loli bitch
Gilbert: gtfo
Nate|phone: ^
Cerberus: ... I still don't get it.
Keileon: lol shadow
Eebit punches chat until Shadow gtfos and Starr updates Ikane
Gilbert: ....
Shadow: .......
Keileon: LOL
Eebit: *chat bludgeoned forever*
Nate|phone: ...That was @starr's previous comment
Cerberus: It's not TWEWY is it? No... not TWEWY
Shadow: Let me help you with that
Gilbert pours hot water on Eeb
Shadow grabs Cerby
Keileon: Cerby google "minecraft creeper"
Gilbert:
Gilbert: *:O
Shadow uses Cerby to bludgeon Chatzy
Eebit
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb201104021922...
Gilbert: They aren't walking dicks, either.
Cerberus: OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT SHADOW QUIT USING MY BODY FOR YOUR OWN BRUTAL PURPOSES
Gilbert: Just so you know
Gilbert: LOL
Gilbert: That sounded...
Gilbert: Gilbert-like
Gilbert: :>​
Keileon: Shadow doesn't play MC either
Cerberus: Yes. Yes it did sound. ODD.
Cerberus: "Sh-Shadow-sama! Be easier on my body, please! AH! it hurts...!"
Gilbert: LOL
Shadow: Win.
Cerberus: *mauled so hard*
Gilbert: Potential yaoi????
Shadow: Yaoi?
Keileon: Creepers are so famous that you don't have to play MC to know what they are ._.
Dark is too lazy to join the chat:
CerbyxShadow 2012
Gilbert: LMAO
Keileon: LMFAO
Shadow: Ahahahaha
Gilbert: The joys of being Gilbert on chatzy
Gilbert: Briliant.
Shadow cracks open Cerby's head, snaps neck, proceeds to use him as a javelin to attack the wild Dark.
Keileon: You missed an l
Gilbert: I saw
Keileon: LOL
Cerberus: UH-UH-UH! You forget: Cerberus has three heads!
Nate|phone: LOL
Gilbert: Silly loli!
Shadow: Oh, triple damage. Awesome.
Nate|phone: lmao
Gilbert: Easy solution, Shadow
Nate|phone: I am laughing so hard at this convo
Shadow: I threw him anyway.
Gilbert grabs a newspaper roll and proceeds to hit Cerby
Shadow: LOL
Keileon: What Nate said
Cerberus: Shouldst we be chatlogging this crap?
Keileon: LMAO
Gilbert throws newpaper roll at Dark
Gilbert: You too
Gilbert: Now go sleep outside :|

 

So much fail.

Spoiler

Keileon: Zoltan should walk into the anime and replace Ash

Fallen: You and your spiders

Keileon: Or the TRio

Fallen: Great, then that would make Zemith the weird annoying rival

Fallen: *shot*

Nate: Holy shit nonupdating

Keileon: LOL

Fallen: and brb comp

Fallen: phone

Fallen: Back

Fallen: Then Jordan would be Paul and Mary would be....uhh

Keileon: So reasonably soon we'll see an actual fight that doesn't involve pokemon

Fallen: Woot woot

Lord X-Giga-X: Except Jordan still hasn't gotten his first badge, so how's he Paul?

Fallen: Soon

Fallen: Soon

Keileon: Paul is a Kamon ripoff anyway

Fallen: So a ripoff of the ripoff

Keileon: ... kamon isn't a ripoff...

Nate: ..Kuda...

Lord X-Giga-X: Good job, Kuda.

Fallen: Fail

Fallen: So much

Keileon: Oh yay.

Keileon: >​Fallen saying someone else failed

Keileon: Pot calling the kettle black

Fallen: Well you did fail

Keileon: So wait just making sure, is Fallen saying Jordan is a ripoff of Paul? Cause they're nothing alike...

Shadow: "<Eebit>​ » Eh, can't blame a guy for trying." Such are the words of a wise man, who once tried to voice himself among the crowd, but was innevitably swept away by the indifference of the masses and replaced by the infamous Pokérape and RtW madness. A sad story.

Keileon: In fact Dark even said that Jordan's pretty much Cheren

Fallen: FUCK I meant cheren

Fallen: Not Paul

Lord X-Giga-X: ...

Fallen: Fuck shit cows

Fallen fell off the edge of the planet.

Keileon: LOL

Lord X-Giga-X: How the hell did you get those two mixed up?

Dark: LOL cows

Nate: Hello Kevin

Dark: fallen where do fags come in

Fallen joined the chat

Fallen: Cows

Fallen: Cows

Lord X-Giga-X: Now Mary must catch a Miltank.

Fallen: Kenn has one

Keileon: LMAO

Lord X-Giga-X: Welp

Fallen: MooMoo fate

Keileon: Well today has been eventful

Fallen: *ftw

Fallen: Damn 4s

Keileon: lol who's failing now

Fallen: The phone six

Fallen: .........

Lord X-Giga-X: LOL

Fallen: Fudge this

Keileon: LOL

Keileon: Okay I am laughing so hard irl

Lord X-Giga-X: ^

Fallen: I now remember why I hated smart phones do much

Fallen: Do.....DO! ;-;

Lord X-Giga-X: LOFL

Keileon: And cool ignoring Shadow made him leave

Fallen: *writes that down*

Lord X-Giga-X: Oh man... XD

Keileon: I'll probably PM Eeb later regarding the lack of response to his wall

Fallen: Poker ape

Fallen: ...

Keileon: Am I the only one who, rather than ignoring it in favor of RtW, just had no comment?

Fallen: ^

Lord X-Giga-X: ^

Keileon: LOL POKER APE

Lord X-Giga-X: OH GOD XD

Keileon: Giga you never have a comment on serious stuff anyway

Fallen: Like my poker ape? It'll beat the shit out of you if you beat me

Keileon: Which is ironic.

Keileon: Also, Mankey Pokerface