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The Chatlog Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by Shadow, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. Lord X-Giga-X: Like this sentry duty and the last, I only got 5 out of 6 right...

    Xis: Isnt that Identifying Foot Prints?

    Xis: Thats so easy.

    Xis: I almost NEVER get one wrong.

    Lord X-Giga-X: Yeah, I've /never/ been this bad at sentry duty...

    Xis: Hint: Look at the foot prints before you try and identify it.

    Xis: :3

    Lord X-Giga-X: ...

    Go away, Xis.

    Cid joined the chat

    Cid: LOLOLOLOL

    Lord X-Giga-X: OH FUCK, THERE'S TWO CIDS NOW!

    Cid: LOL Giga

    Cid: I might chatlog that.


    Xis = Me :p
     
  2. Fallen: btw, we need cameos from Lance and/or N now since Lookers in this :p
    Fallen: Tag team :x
    Keileon: Not fair to Petra, and Zoltan flies solo anyway :x
    Fallen: btw, you can guess what Zemith threw in the air right?
    Keileon: Also, N would /hate/ Altaris
    Keileon: X's Pokeball?
    Nyumi-chan: Why would he?
    Fallen: Not X
    Keileon: >​Pokemon killing each other
    Fallen: Mystic :x
    Keileon: >​Team Plasma is literally Pokemon PETA
    Fallen: If N went to Altaria he would be like one of those guys trying to stop deathmatche
    Fallen: *deathmatches
    Keileon: LOL ALTARIA
    Fallen: FUCK
    Fallen: Altaris
    Fallen: *bashes A key*
    Nyumi-chan: N doesn't go down to Altaria, he goes down ON Altaria. :)
    Keileon: LOL
    Fallen: LOL
    Nyumi-chan: Post that?
    Keileon: AHAHAHA
    Fallen: If Lance went to Altaria omg
    Keileon: Fallen you did it again
    Fallen: brjegregehughre
    Keileon: ... Although Lance HAS an Altaria
    Altaria....
     
  3. Douple post~~~~

    Fallen: gimme hat :x
    Copper: no
    Copper: my hat
    Copper: you'll get your fail all over it
    Copper: and I'll have to get it dry cleaned
    Copper: And the dry cleaner will overcharge me
    Copper: And I'll punch him in the nose
    Copper: So I'll get arrested
    Copper: But then I get out on parole
    Copper: And the judge says I have to make amends with the dry cleaner
    Fallen: So now Giga is the OFFICIAL fail king
    Fallen: With Vector at his side
    Copper: So I have dinner at his house
    Copper: He has a wife, two kids, and a cat
    Copper: So I start hitting on his wife
    Copper: Three years later the affair is discovered
    Copper: And the dry cleaner, now the owner of a Pizza Hut, kills his wife
    Copper: The police find out about the murder
    Copper: But the Pizza Hut guy threatens me if I say anything
    Copper: So I keep my mouth shut while the guy flies to Kentucky
    Copper: And he lives forever alone except for the occassional stripper
    Copper: Meanwhile free pizza for everyone at an abandoned Pizza Hut
    Copper: The moral of this story?
    Copper: Don't become a dry cleaner.
    Copper: =>​
    Copper: And that is your Randomly Awesome David Moment. Tune in next week, same time, same channel.

    RADM - Channel 42
     
  4. Rose -----> Shadow.

    Shadow: fuck yeah im gay

    Lord X-Giga-X: LOL

    Cid: LOL

    Keileon: LMFAO

    Good to know, Shadow. Now stay the hell away from me.
     
  5. Keileon: continue aor???
    Shadow: Get the fuck out.
    Keileon: Shit was getting good
    Shadow: Okay
    Shadow: Let's do this
    Lord X-Giga-X: Yay
    Keileon -----> Jetstream.
    Shadow -----> Rose.
    Rose: Okay so
    Rose steals Shadow's Photon Eraser! Chat OBLIVION!!
    Rose: ----- Pyre World "Destruction World" -----
    Jetstream: (lol.)
    Rose: (Now if you excuse me)
    Rose backstabs everyone and goes off play AoE with Eebro.
    Jetstream: (LOL)
    Starr joined the chat 73 minutes ago
    Lord X-Giga-X: (LOL)
    Lord X-Giga-X: (LOFL)
    Fallen: (*watches from the sideline, with Giga*)
    Fallen: (LOL)
    Starr: (AoR? Anyway, I finished Cor. It's on fb, Khya~)
    Jetstream: --- Irritation Sign "Fuck you Shadow" ---
     
  6. 22:08 Shadow Flem should just like
    22:08 Shadow get Area of Effect
    22:08 Shadow And play with us
    22:08 *** Flimzy is now known as Fallen
    22:08 Fallen Sorry about that
    22:08 Eebit ...
    22:09 Eebit You didn't realize it was Fallen this whole time, Shadow?
    22:09 Fallen LOL
    22:09 Shadow Wait
    22:09 Shadow WHAT
    22:09 Shadow headdesks
    22:09 Fallen LMAO
    22:09 Eebit LMFAO.

    Oh Shadow...I can't believe me of all people did that to you :x
     
  7. Espy goes from FAIL to WIN in record time.

    Lunate Espy: AHAHAHAHA
    Shadow: oh tvtropes...
    Lunate Espy: Yeahno
    Keileon: PMD2/2.5 is a bit morbid considering the franchise
    Lunate Espy: Darker and Edgier? For sure
    Lunate Espy: Nightmare Fuel? Tons of it
    Keileon: lol voice actors @grovyle
    Lunate Espy: CMOH? You can bet your bitches
    Shadow
    "It is taboo to mention someone's real name in public.
    The Pokemon do have names besides their species names, but for some reason there's a strong taboo against using them in public. Not even the confusion of having, say, two Kecleon running a shop or a pair of Ursaring is enough to overcome it." lmao.
    Lunate Espy: >​>​>​.<<< *BRITCHES
    Lunate Espy: lolololol
    Nyumi-chan: OH MAN
    A duck joined the chat
    Nyumi-chan: YOU JUST OUT-FAILED FALLEN
    Lunate Espy: AAAARGh
    Keileon: lmfao
    Fallen: Its not that hard
    A duck: Shadow are you readin g the TVtropes WMG for PMD?
    Fallen: Look at Giga

    About a half-hour later...

    Keileon: Three lakes, Treeshroud, Limestone make five. Mt Bristle, Mystifying Forest, Waterfall Cave, Dark Crater.
    Nyumi-chan: Because of those strange inscriptions at its end, just before the Dusknoir fight.
    Lunate Espy: Yeah, you're right
    Nyumi-chan: Why Mt. Bristle?
    Lunate Espy: Because of the huge treasure
    Keileon: I swear Mystifying is just a gareway like Foggy Forest/Boulder Quarry/Crystal Cave/Northern Desert
    Lunate Espy: That only Azurill can access due to size; it's very nice and proper hidey-hole eh?
    Lunate Espy: +a
    Lunate Espy: I seriously doubt it
    Keileon: Nyumi, only a small Pokemon could fit through that hole, and that pokemon would have a hard time climbing up there
    Lunate Espy: Lolol I ninja'd you
    Nyumi-chan: What does that have to do with Time Gears, though?
    Lunate Espy: Because Dimensional Scream
    Keileon: The Dimensional Scream.
    Lunate Espy: It only works when something happens related to Time Gears or where they're placed
    Nyumi-chan: Double-ninja. Nice.
    Fallen: ^
    Keileon: Espy get out
    Fallen: >​.>​
    Lunate Espy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Lunate Espy: XD
    Fallen: *goes back to watching Top 10 vids*
    Nyumi-chan: That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone go from FAIL to WIN in here.
    Lunate Espy: My sensei will be pleased that I have learnt the art of ninjutsu
    Lunate Espy: XD
    Fallen: ...
     
  8. This is a WIN FAIL, Nyumi/Espy

    Keileon: Also,
    Fallen: ?
    Keileon: I can't wait for Giga's RtW post
    Fallen: And Lookers :x
    Keileon: I really want to see Divide's reaction to Triple Hyl
    Keileon: ENTER
    Keileon: *Triple Hyper Bean
    Keileon: *Beam
    Fallen: Divide: A Triple Hyl? Bitch Please B|
    Keileon: wtfffff
    Fallen: Triple Hyper Bean?
    Fallen: Thats a new one...

    Yours Truly,
    Fallen~
     
  9. Lolol no it isn't =P

    Beans, beams, all the same thing. If you think that's a winfail, then Mr Bean fall out of the heavens with a beam of light shining on him. XD
     

  10. LMAO.
     
  11. God damnit Flamezone...

    Code:
    [6:32:52 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, I need to talk to you.
    [6:33:06 PM] Cid: ?
    [6:33:19 PM] Lister Potter III: Me, and the rest of ZEJ have been talking, and we have decided to ban you.
    [6:33:26 PM] Cid: :O
    [6:33:28 PM] Cid: why?
    [6:33:38 PM] Lister Potter III: I hope you understand, but our tolerence with your actions in the chatroom is drawing thin.
    [6:34:01 PM] Lister Potter III: I hope you do not take it personally.
    [6:34:12 PM] Lister Potter III: We are giving you until Midnight to write a good-bye topic.
    [6:34:32 PM] Lister Potter III: We might discuss it again later about whether or not to actually allow you to come back.
    [6:34:45 PM] Cid: as if, your just angry i switched the picture back.
    [6:34:51 PM] Lister Potter III: But for now, you are on a ban. Not permenant.
    [6:35:08 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, switching the picture in the chatroom is not recommended.
    [6:35:21 PM] Lister Potter III: Jonno had told me he had told you not to fiddle with the damn picture.
    [6:35:24 PM] Lister Potter III: And what did you do?
    [6:35:28 PM] Lister Potter III: Fiddled with it.
    [6:35:39 PM] Cid: you suck at trolling.
    [6:35:58 PM] Lister Potter III: I was investigating, and Jake told me that you had posted a picture of a Dragon with a very large penis as the chatroom picture.
    [6:36:04 PM] Lister Potter III: Someone took it down after you.
    [6:36:08 PM] Lister Potter III: This is not a fucking joke, Cid.
    [6:36:16 PM] Lister Potter III: You need to learn to respect, and behave.
    [6:36:28 PM] Lister Potter III: No pictures of penises, for god's sake.
    [6:36:42 PM] Cid: zantok, im not trolled easily.
    [6:36:46 PM] Lister Potter III: Semi-ban. Roughly two weeks.
    [6:36:51 PM] Lister Potter III: Not a joke, you'll see tonight.
    [6:36:59 PM] Lister Potter III: Please make your goodbye topic rightaway.
    [6:37:15 PM] Cid: ill be fine without it.
    [6:37:29 PM] Lister Potter III: Very well then.
    [6:38:18 PM] Cid: ... god damnit jonno put you up to this didnt he,
    [6:38:49 PM] Lister Potter III: No, no he didn't.
    [6:39:00 PM] Lister Potter III: Me, Eric, and Jon have been talking about it, actually.
    [6:39:29 PM] Lister Potter III: You are just...a tad out of control, Cid.
    [6:40:03 PM] Lister Potter III: Changing the topic, changing the picture (into grotesque things, might I add), and even impersonating a fellow member is not such a grand idea.
    [6:40:27 PM] Lister Potter III: Until you can learn to calm such urges, we are forced to punish you until further notice.
    [6:40:37 PM] Cid: Im sorry, and you can proove ive done this how?
    [6:41:11 PM] Lister Potter III: Jake, Eric, AND Jon have both reported to me about said actions.
    [6:41:18 PM] Lister Potter III: They have screenshots to back it up.
    [6:41:48 PM] Cid: *sigh* yeah, ok.
    [6:42:00 PM] Cid: you know a good troll can
    [6:42:10 PM] Cid: CAUSE RAGE WITH ONE SENTENCE.
    [6:42:13 PM] Cid: Damned caps.
    [6:42:17 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, not a joke.
    [6:42:21 PM] Lister Potter III: You are in denial.
    [6:42:52 PM] Cid: No, you just fail at trolling.
    [6:44:12 PM] Lister Potter III: Whatever you say, Cid.
    [6:44:18 PM] Lister Potter III: You'll see tonight.
    [6:44:41 PM] Cid: Zantok, the picture you have changed it to is the most grotesque thing ive ever seen.
    [6:44:46 PM] Lister Potter III: We were discussing a time-frame, and I think about... one week is fair, don't you think?
    [6:45:07 PM] Lister Potter III: I would much rather have Jonno's lips instead of Dragon Penis, anyday.
    [6:45:37 PM] Lister Potter III: It's only there until Jon gets back on and changes it to something else, and represents our group nicely.
    [6:45:43 PM] Lister Potter III: I don't have very many pictures on here.
    [6:45:44 PM] Cid: 1. I have never even seen a picture of a dragon penis 2. Ive only been in this chat room for about a week 3. I have never changed the topic.
    [6:45:52 PM] Lister Potter III: I can put one up of myself, if you would like.
    [6:46:31 PM] Lister Potter III: You have though, I do believe that under the identity of someone else, you changed the topic name to, "The Lovely Old Convoluted Massive Throbbing Asian Penis of Doom," and the name is still there.
    [6:46:32 PM] Lister Potter III: Nice try.
    [6:47:03 PM] Cid: "The lovely old convoluted Massive ZEJ..." etc
    [6:47:09 PM] Cid: Im sorry, but no.
    [6:47:23 PM] Lister Potter III: Click on the topic. And look at the very top.
    [6:47:26 PM] Lister Potter III: That was the one you changed.
    [6:48:02 PM] Cid: "The Lovely Old Convoluted Massive ZEJ Chat"
    [6:48:07 PM] Cid: ?
    [6:48:22 PM] Lister Potter III: Right above that, Cid.
    [6:48:35 PM] Lister Potter III: You didn't change both of them, but you did change the one on the top.
    [6:48:46 PM] Cid: ... They say the same thing.
    [6:49:10 PM] Lister Potter III: Cid, Cid, Cid.
    [6:49:28 PM] Cid: Zantok Tok Tok.
    [6:49:51 PM] Lister Potter III: Whatever you say, Cid. There is no denying that you changed it.
    [6:50:01 PM] Lister Potter III: I do believe someone had changed it back.
    [6:50:10 PM] Lister Potter III: Which is why you are acting so confused.
    [6:50:58 PM] Cid: Zantok, this is just getting annoying now.
    [6:51:00 PM] Cid: Just stop.
    [6:51:02 PM] Lister Potter III: I will change it back, just to demonstrate what it used to look like, if you so wish.
    [6:51:08 PM] Lister Potter III: No Cid, you are the one who needs to stop.
    [6:51:17 PM] Lister Potter III: Like I said, I am dead fucking serious.
    [6:51:28 PM] Lister Potter III: Even though I don't mind you that much, Eric and Jon hate your guts.
    [6:51:46 PM] Cid: *sigh*
    [6:51:53 PM] Cid: Im just going to ignore this.
    [6:51:55 PM] Lister Potter III: There, Cid.
    [6:52:00 PM] Lister Potter III: That is what it used to be.
    [6:53:53 PM] Lister Potter III: By the way, Cid.
    [6:54:00 PM] Lister Potter III: There is something crucial that I need to tell you.
    [6:54:21 PM] Cid: What -.-
    [6:54:32 PM] Lister Potter III: This is Eric...
    [6:54:33 PM] Lister Potter III: XD
    [6:54:39 PM] Lister Potter III: SURPRISE
    [6:54:43 PM] Cid: ........................................
    [6:54:53 PM] Lister Potter III: It was supposed to be a joke, Cid. XD
    [6:54:59 PM] Cid: I know.
    [6:55:05 PM] Lister Potter III: I was playing my best Zantok, and you believed me.
    [6:55:07 PM] Lister Potter III: LOLNO
    [6:55:17 PM] Cid: Im just suprised I didnt check my goddamned friends list.
    [6:55:18 PM] Lister Potter III: You reffered to me as Zantok the whole time, boyoyoyoyoyo
    [6:55:21 PM | Edited 6:56:07 PM] Lister Potter III: Ahahahahahahaha, oic
    [6:55:24 PM] Lister Potter III: XD
    [6:55:27 PM] Lister Potter III: GOOD GAME CID
    [6:55:32 PM] Cid: I didnt say I knew you were ericl
    [6:55:34 PM] Cid: eric*
    [6:55:38 PM] Cid: I just knew it was a troll.
    [6:56:01 PM] Lister Potter III: Ahahaha, you seemed pretty annoyed, Cid. XD
    [6:56:28 PM] Cid: Because it was getting tedious with the conversation which was ultimately going to end with this,.
    [6:56:40 PM] Lister Potter III: Yes. Yes it was. ;o
    [6:56:46 PM] Lister Potter III: It was ingenious, however.
    [6:56:59 PM] Lister Potter III: I play a pretty mean Lister, ehhh
    [6:57:28 PM] Cid: Haha, Its because ive NEVER had a conversation with zantok.
    [6:57:34 PM] Lister Potter III: Ahahahahahaha. XD
    [6:57:38 PM] Cid: I was wondering how the fuck he got on my Friends lsit.
    [6:57:40 PM] Cid: list*
     
  12. And this is what happened when Cid suddenly walled that on Chatzy.

    Cid joined the chat 11 minutes ago

    Keileon: Tonight's basically an RP-catchup night for me

    Keileon: Hey Cid

    Keileon: Anyway, superwall for RtW, posted in tS, will post in ADF/tOO/Wf2, and idk wtf do on CoURP

    [insertwallhere]

    Cid: read.

    Lord X-Giga-X: WTF

    Lord X-Giga-X: Cid, wtf?!

    Cid: just read eric the ass.

    Starr joined the chat 9 minutes ago

    Keileon: Wait

    Starr: Good god what the hell happened here

    Keileon: Shadow I already posted in Wf2 LOL

    Lord X-Giga-X: Cidiot walled out of nowhere.

    Starr: Cidiot LMFAO BLENDY

    Shadow is too lazy to join the chat:

    Cidiot. Nice one. Cid, don't do that again.

    Nate joined the chat 8 minutes ago

    Cid: k.

    Starr: Blendy you just earned a lava cookie some reason I cannot remember

    Cid: Just read about how flamezone trolled me horribly.

    Cid: Ok?

    Starr: With that fucking wall

    Shadow is too lazy to join the chat:

    No need to, everyone knows how easy it is to troll you.
     
  13. Giga proceeds to win 1 Internet:

    Nate: I'mguessingthat by tomorrow though I'm gonna get strep
    Nate: Because that ALWAYS happens when I have an allergy attack
    Espeonature: Amendment: Espeonature: IT'S SATURDAY SATURDAY GOTTA BE ILL ON SATURDAY -- I do love this song so XD
    Keileon: I had strep last winter but that was just viral
    Keileon: My throat was so raw that at one point I actually coughed up blood
    Espeonature: What's strep
    Nate: Well, it's viral for me too, but for whateverreason, when I'mhaving an allergy attack, all those streptococcus are like "HEY, LET'S GET IN NATHAN'S THROAT!"
    Keileon: lmao
    Nate: Strep throat, caused by Streptococcus
    Espeonature: Lol, I get it
    Lord X-Giga-X: strepderp*
    Lord X-Giga-X: *shot*
    Keileon: I know what it is
    Espeonature: I asked what it is Kudos
    Espeonature: LOLOOOOL
    Keileon: LMFAO STREPDERP
    Keileon: Okay fuck that made my day right there
    Espeonature: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Lord X-Giga-X: You're welcome.
    Espeonature is still laughing
     
  14. [STEAM] Cid downloads Dragon Ball GT:

    2:05 AM - Cid: I already have episode 1 of GT
    2:05 AM - Cid: *watches*
    2:06 AM - Cid: WHAT THE FUCK
    2:06 AM - Cid: TRUNKS IS THE PRESIDENT?
    2:06 AM - DW / StingReay: LOL
    2:06 AM - Cid: VOTE TRUNKS 2012!
     
  15. As it turns out, just like Eebit has been hoping, ZEJ is a family; and Shadow and Kuda are our [very strict, disapproving] parents.

    Cid rolled a bucket filled with 242 rocks. The bucket kept 153 rocks inside.
    Cid rolled a bucket filled with 3454 rocks. The bucket kept 343 rocks inside.
    Cid: This is hilarious.
    Cid rolled a bucket. The bucket kept 4 rocks inside.
    Keileon: Cid wtf are you even doing
    Cid: Why /buckets/
    Cerberus: ... someone steal that goddam bucket from him
    Cid: Im rolling buckets.
    Cid: And making a mess on the ground.
    Keileon: Why
    Cid rolled a bucket filled with 900 rocks. The bucket kept 415 rocks inside.
    Cid: Because I can.
    Shadow: Stop
    Cerberus: It's his only purpose in life
    Cid: Kay.
    Shadow: It's getting annoying
    Keileon: Well, cut it out
    Cid joined the chat 30 minutes ago
    Cid: Gah.
    Shadow: Meanwhile, I'm pretty convinced that my subconscious has extradimensional sentience and draws in elements from various other realities which it then interprets as my dreams.
    Keileon: lmfao
    Cerberus: lmao Shadow
    Lord X-Giga-X: k, done reading, but... the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck... o_o
    Cid: And those elements are inside a bucket.
    Cid: *rolls a bucket*
    Shadow: I know, Giga, I know.
    Cid has a bucket on his head.
    Shadow: I think I'm going to do A Thing with this
    Cerberus: LMAO
    Lord X-Giga-X: Thank you for doing that.
    Xis joined the chat 28 minutes ago
    Lord X-Giga-X: ...
    Keileon: brb dsi acting up
    Cidisback joined the chat 27 minutes ago
    Shadow joined the chat 27 minutes ago
    Cidisback: I did it.
    Shadow: feck, Chatzy
    Cerberus: The hell is going on
    Cidisback: Unmute my main please, I dont want to have to make a new account.
    Keileon joined the chat 27 minutes ago
    Lord X-Giga-X: ...
    Keileon: You were muted for a reason
    Cidisback: Not a good one.
    Nate: ...
    Cerberus: (It was sort of a good reason...)
    Nate: it was a perfectly good reason
    Shadow: Cid, are you mentally handicapped?
    Cidisback: For mentioning rolling buckets again?\
    Shadow: You were told to stop
    Keileon: Either way, *makes a dismissive gesture* another admin can unmute you if they like
    Shadow: Yet you continued
    Cidisback: No Shadow, I am not mentally handicapped.
    Shadow: Well, then start acting like you aren't.
    Keileon: Then stop acting like it
    Keileon: ... lol
    Shadow: Heh
    Cerberus: Shadow is dad. Kuda is mom. Our parents are too strict
    Keileon: LOL WAT
    Cidisback: I agree.
    Shadow: LMAO
    Lord X-Giga-X: the fuck
    Cidisback: Does that mean I call Giga Uncle?
    Lord X-Giga-X: No
    Cidisback: Hi there Uncle Giga ^_^
    Cerberus: Daddy? Can I get another $23 so I can buy a 3DS XL?
    Cerberus: YES UNCLE GIGA
    Lord X-Giga-X: No
    Keileon: LMAO
    Shadow: lmfaooo
    Lord X-Giga-X: One more thing... *whacks everyone on the forehead with one finger*
    Keileon: Does this deserve chatlogging
    Cidisback: YEs.
    Cidisback: Yes
     
  16. crazE fuq Shadow
    15:08 Shadow wat
    15:08 crazE ED is ded
    15:09 crazE ;-;
    15:09 Shadow lol
    15:09 Shadow It's just temporarily so
    15:09 crazE I know, but....
    15:09 crazE sadness
    15:10 crazE also, Crissie is eligible to turn around and look at all the creepy stalkers around her
    15:10 crazE you don't have to wait for the 8bit!
    15:11 Shadow Haha
    15:11 Shadow I'll do that when I... uh... sometime.
    15:11 crazE ....
    15:11 crazE yeahno
    15:12 crazE because we all know you have nothing better to do
    15:12 crazE we as in the collective nothingness in this chat
    15:12 crazE (which includes Zenovia)
    15:12 Shadow How would /you/ know? :x
    15:12 crazE looks at Zej
    15:12 crazE laughing.png's
    15:13 crazE oplz, if you had something better to do, you /might've/ been on it by now!
    15:13 Zenovia A college student abroad needs some form of entertainment.
    15:13 Zenovia As dull as it is. :u
    15:13 Shadow >Implying everything I do needs to be related to ZEJ or the Cult
    15:13 crazE >Implying everything else you do is productive
    15:14 crazE well, more productive than what you can do on ZEJ
    15:14 Shadow Well, perhaps not for you
    15:14 Shadow I've been on a posting spree the last week, besides.
    15:15 crazE that's not my fault!
    15:15 Shadow Not mine either!
    15:15 crazE looks to Kuda
    15:15 Zenovia When in doubt.
    15:15 Zenovia blame the confused dragon owl
    15:15 Shadow Just go harass Kuda because I've got other things to temporarily attend--
    15:15 Shadow LMAO
    15:15 crazE LMAO
     
  17. Ahh, unintentional mistakes at their finest.

    Sky: they'd give Giga a hair attack

    Sky: ... Heart*

    Sky: ....

    Starr: Or at least, a little of Male Espira and Male Sharra

    Starr: LMAO

    Starr: LMFAO

    Starr: LMAO

    Sky: I... didn't mean to put hair...

    Starr: HAIR ATTACK

    Starr: HAIR ATTACK

    Starr: QUOTE LMFAO

    Sky evolved into crazE

    crazE: you quote :x
     
  18. Sheer havoc, courtesy of these insane members of ZEJ.

    Keileon gives Lucea a sad-looking walking green stick and backs away
    Cerberus: Oh yes. Raiden does seem torn between keeping his limbs, and keeping his morals.
    Shadow: LOL
    Gilbert: LOL
    Gilbert: He has vectors so don't worry about that~
    Cerberus: ...What is that about, Kuda?
    Keileon: I'll give you a hint
    Keileon: SSSSSSSSSSSSSS- *boom*
    Cerberus: BOOM?
    Gilbert: oic
    Gilbert: Suicidal leeks
    Gilbert: I see what you did there
    Cerberus: *I meant that in response to "I'll give you a hint"*
    Gilbert: I see
    Keileon: LOL
    Nate|phone joined the chat
    Nate|phone: Phone brpwsers be evil
    Nate|phone: *browsers
    Cerberus: This is just not your Internet-day, is it Nate?
    Keileon: lol!
    Nate|phone: On screen keyboards be evil too
    Cerberus: lmao
    Nate|phone: It isnt!
    Keileon: cerby I swear if you don't get the reference
    Shadow: Even /I/ get the reference
    Keileon: It has to be one of the most widely-used internet memes
    Cerberus: ...to the somber green walking sticks? Eh.... let's see.....
    Gilbert: Not suicidal leeks
    Gilbert: But the suicidal can be a bit right
    Nate|phone: The walking stick part isn't important
    Eebit: I'll give you a hint
    Eebit: it's from a game
    Shadow: They are creepers.
    Eebit: that is popular so vastly that it's almost obscene
    Gilbert: You bitch
    Shadow: [/ruins everything]
    Gilbert: Shadow you loli bitch
    Gilbert: gtfo
    Nate|phone: ^
    Cerberus: ... I still don't get it.
    Keileon: lol shadow
    Eebit punches chat until Shadow gtfos and Starr updates Ikane
    Gilbert: ....
    Shadow: .......
    Keileon: LOL
    Eebit: *chat bludgeoned forever*
    Nate|phone: ...That was @starr's previous comment
    Cerberus: It's not TWEWY is it? No... not TWEWY
    Shadow: Let me help you with that
    Gilbert pours hot water on Eeb
    Shadow grabs Cerby
    Keileon: Cerby google "minecraft creeper"
    Gilbert: :p
    Gilbert: *:O
    Shadow uses Cerby to bludgeon Chatzy
    Eebit
    http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb201104021922...
    Gilbert: They aren't walking dicks, either.
    Cerberus: OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT SHADOW QUIT USING MY BODY FOR YOUR OWN BRUTAL PURPOSES
    Gilbert: Just so you know
    Gilbert: LOL
    Gilbert: That sounded...
    Gilbert: Gilbert-like
    Gilbert: :>​
    Keileon: Shadow doesn't play MC either
    Cerberus: Yes. Yes it did sound. ODD.
    Cerberus: "Sh-Shadow-sama! Be easier on my body, please! AH! it hurts...!"
    Gilbert: LOL
    Shadow: Win.
    Cerberus: *mauled so hard*
    Gilbert: Potential yaoi????
    Shadow: Yaoi?
    Keileon: Creepers are so famous that you don't have to play MC to know what they are ._.
    Dark is too lazy to join the chat:
    CerbyxShadow 2012
    Gilbert: LMAO
    Keileon: LMFAO
    Shadow: Ahahahaha
    Gilbert: The joys of being Gilbert on chatzy
    Gilbert: Briliant.
    Shadow cracks open Cerby's head, snaps neck, proceeds to use him as a javelin to attack the wild Dark.
    Keileon: You missed an l
    Gilbert: I saw
    Keileon: LOL
    Cerberus: UH-UH-UH! You forget: Cerberus has three heads!
    Nate|phone: LOL
    Gilbert: Silly loli!
    Shadow: Oh, triple damage. Awesome.
    Nate|phone: lmao
    Gilbert: Easy solution, Shadow
    Nate|phone: I am laughing so hard at this convo
    Shadow: I threw him anyway.
    Gilbert grabs a newspaper roll and proceeds to hit Cerby
    Shadow: LOL
    Keileon: What Nate said
    Cerberus: Shouldst we be chatlogging this crap?
    Keileon: LMAO
    Gilbert throws newpaper roll at Dark
    Gilbert: You too
    Gilbert: Now go sleep outside :|
     
  19. So much fail.

    Keileon: Zoltan should walk into the anime and replace Ash

    Fallen: You and your spiders

    Keileon: Or the TRio

    Fallen: Great, then that would make Zemith the weird annoying rival

    Fallen: *shot*

    Nate: Holy shit nonupdating

    Keileon: LOL

    Fallen: and brb comp

    Fallen: phone

    Fallen: Back

    Fallen: Then Jordan would be Paul and Mary would be....uhh

    Keileon: So reasonably soon we'll see an actual fight that doesn't involve pokemon

    Fallen: Woot woot

    Lord X-Giga-X: Except Jordan still hasn't gotten his first badge, so how's he Paul?

    Fallen: Soon

    Fallen: Soon

    Keileon: Paul is a Kamon ripoff anyway

    Fallen: So a ripoff of the ripoff

    Keileon: ... kamon isn't a ripoff...

    Nate: ..Kuda...

    Lord X-Giga-X: Good job, Kuda.

    Fallen: Fail

    Fallen: So much

    Keileon: Oh yay.

    Keileon: >​Fallen saying someone else failed

    Keileon: Pot calling the kettle black

    Fallen: Well you did fail

    Keileon: So wait just making sure, is Fallen saying Jordan is a ripoff of Paul? Cause they're nothing alike...

    Shadow: "<Eebit>​ » Eh, can't blame a guy for trying." Such are the words of a wise man, who once tried to voice himself among the crowd, but was innevitably swept away by the indifference of the masses and replaced by the infamous Pokérape and RtW madness. A sad story.

    Keileon: In fact Dark even said that Jordan's pretty much Cheren

    Fallen: FUCK I meant cheren

    Fallen: Not Paul

    Lord X-Giga-X: ...

    Fallen: Fuck shit cows

    Fallen fell off the edge of the planet.

    Keileon: LOL

    Lord X-Giga-X: How the hell did you get those two mixed up?

    Dark: LOL cows

    Nate: Hello Kevin

    Dark: fallen where do fags come in

    Fallen joined the chat

    Fallen: Cows

    Fallen: Cows

    Lord X-Giga-X: Now Mary must catch a Miltank.

    Fallen: Kenn has one

    Keileon: LMAO

    Lord X-Giga-X: Welp

    Fallen: MooMoo fate

    Keileon: Well today has been eventful

    Fallen: *ftw

    Fallen: Damn 4s

    Keileon: lol who's failing now

    Fallen: The phone six

    Fallen: .........

    Lord X-Giga-X: LOL

    Fallen: Fudge this

    Keileon: LOL

    Keileon: Okay I am laughing so hard irl

    Lord X-Giga-X: ^

    Fallen: I now remember why I hated smart phones do much

    Fallen: Do.....DO! ;-;

    Lord X-Giga-X: LOFL

    Keileon: And cool ignoring Shadow made him leave

    Fallen: *writes that down*

    Lord X-Giga-X: Oh man... XD

    Keileon: I'll probably PM Eeb later regarding the lack of response to his wall

    Fallen: Poker ape

    Fallen: ...

    Keileon: Am I the only one who, rather than ignoring it in favor of RtW, just had no comment?

    Fallen: ^

    Lord X-Giga-X: ^

    Keileon: LOL POKER APE

    Lord X-Giga-X: OH GOD XD

    Keileon: Giga you never have a comment on serious stuff anyway

    Fallen: Like my poker ape? It'll beat the shit out of you if you beat me

    Keileon: Which is ironic.

    Keileon: Also, Mankey Pokerface
     
  20. [WALL WARNING] Nostalgia in the Chat!

    Keileon

    Blaine_Toshido: S
    Lord X-Giga-X: (... O_O)
    Shadow joined the chat
    Jason: (S?)
    Shadow: (Hey)
    Lord X-Giga-X: (S, for Shadow! XD)
    Jason: (XD)
    Shadow: (Wait...)
    Shadow: (Dont tell me... I was expected?)
    Lord X-Giga-X: (No)
    Shadow: (GET BACK! I have a spoon!)

    Keileon: I think this was back in the CoU2 CP

    Lord X-Giga-X: What ever happened to that spoon?

    Keileon shrugs. "Ask Shadow."

    Lord X-Giga-X: Maybe later

    Keileon: lol

    Fallen: LOL

    Fallen: Oh god underscores

    Dark: Fallen

    Dark: Tengu. Kro Injas. Barky. Cereal.

    Keileon: The sad thing is I actually remember Kro

    Dark: LOL SERIOUSLY.

    Lord X-Giga-X: What was that again?

    Keileon: Yes XD

    Fallen: Kro Injas LMAO

    Fallen: Tengu woot woot

    Fallen: I miss Barky

    Dark: Kro Injas was a "character" of mine who came from a misspelling on some word and Ninjas.

    Keileon: Tengu Lox and Xol Egmet...

    Lord X-Giga-X: Ah

    Lord X-Giga-X: Gonna go

    Keileon: Bye

    Lord X-Giga-X was killed by Divide.

    Keileon: aaaaaa nostalgia

    Lord X-Giga-X is too lazy to join the chat:

    Dark, wtf

    Keileon: Dark

    Dark: "Because I can *gigaface*"

    Lord X-Giga-X is too lazy to join the chat:

    ANYWAY, bye

    Keileon: Two words

    Keileon: MISTER PEANUT.

    Dark: LMFAO

    Fallen: FUCK YEAH

    Dark: Oh man, the nostalgia in this chat is bigger than Shadow's ego.

    Dark: Or wait a moment

    Dark: *Vector's ego

    Keileon: Hell yeah

    Keileon: On that note

    Keileon: "OH GOD EEBIT JUST GREW HUGE"

    Dark: LOL

    Dark: One word

    Dark: Apples.

    Keileon: LOL

    Dark: Another word

    Keileon: I'll do you one better

    Dark: Beer.

    Fallen: Giga bobo di sun

    Keileon: (>​'.')>​

    Nate: Ustream

    Dark: also DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CEREAL

    Nate: That is all

    Fallen: Gophers

    Dark: LOL KIRBY

    Dark: I'll do you one better^2

    Keileon: []_CRAYOLA_]>​

    Dark: Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Fallen: [B^|

    Keileon: LMAO

    Fallen: Is not amused

    Dark: Also

    Dark: Areonie trolling giga

    Dark: Baldy appearing in the clouds

    Keileon: Chatlog this

    Dark: and the FVM

    Keileon: oh also

    Dark: Clown room.

    Keileon: -_- -_- -_-

    Fallen: Everyone's room

    Dark: LOL

    Fallen: Wait

    Dark: The unamused hydra.

    Dark: or chimaera because i failed

    Keileon: Chimaera

    Dark: Also

    Keileon: lolol

    Fallen: Dexus: Dexus: Dexus:

    Fallen: That was his name right? ;-;

    Dark: "Ziolang changed name to Serious Face"

    Dark: zio ;-;

    Keileon: No colon at the end

    Keileon: YRA ZYE HOE 'I BITCHES

    Dark: Speaking of Dexus: Dexus: Dexus, I remember when I censored a single Dexus to that on CoUF2 as a joke XD

    Dark: LOL

    Dark: XIBU UIF G

    Dark: EPC FAL

    Dark: ALIENS

    Fallen: YRA ZYE HOE 'I BITCHES

    Fallen: I WIN

    Dark: "ok"

    Fallen: FARK COWS

    Fallen: PHONE SEX WOOT WOOT

    Dark -----> OKAYman.

    OKAYman: Not okay!

    Keileon -----> FLYING COLORFUL OBLITERATION.

    OKAYman -----> Dark.

    Fallen: How can I top that....

    Dark: Khya

    FLYING COLORFUL OBLITERATION -----> Keileon.

    Dark -----> 100x big Bang Photon Eraser.

    100x big Bang Photon Eraser: GG.

    Fallen -----> Fark.

    100x big Bang Photon Eraser -----> Dark.

    Fark: We need a House of Fark

    Keileon: GG chocolate.

    Dark: LOL

    Dark: THE GG CHOCOLATE

    Dark: Or the Ok poster at my school.

    Keileon: It's still on FB, too!

    Fark: MY school has a typo on the road

    Fark: it says "Shcool ahead

    Dark: Teenstache

    Dark: Fireballs

    Keileon: "zomg rain"

    Dark: Charlie popping in

    Keileon: lol

    Keileon: "eep my name is blue ._."

    Dark: Me getting banned

    Keileon: On that note.

    Keileon: YOU'RE ALL BANNED WITH THE BAN STICK.

    Dark: LOL

    Fark -----> Kallen.

    Dark stabbed himself with a Bisharp.

    Dark joined the chat 8 minutes ago

    Dark: "A miderator should lick this topic."

    Keileon: :>​

    Keileon: LOL

    Dark: babies

    Keileon: THE MUFFINS ARE ALIVE

    Dark: I HAVE MILK

    Nate: DON'T SPOIL IT

    Kallen -----> Fallen.

    Fallen: "I want to fuck Dark"

    Dark: No, it was "knocked up by Dark"

    Keileon: Wait when was that A Thing

    Keileon: Yeah. XD

    Dark: Also

    Dark: "Giag: HI"

    Keileon: Dark if you're actually chatlogging make a note it only makes sense to longtime cultists

    Keileon: Also, "Acento." "Sounds mexican..."

    Dark: LOL

    Keileon: One of Zio's finer moments.

    Keileon: Okay I'm done

    Fallen: That Soda machine that gave powers

    Keileon: The FVM, already been said

    This'd probably only make sense to older Cultists, Eebit and Shadow.
     

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