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The Chatlog Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by Shadow, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. 01:41:59  <Gist> Question one: Please define "oral sex" to the best of your abilities. Please feel free to use complete sentences or images where appropriate.
    01:43:01  <Gist> oops wrong window
     
  2. [18:43:48] <+Dark> eebit tourney when ;-;
    [18:44:13] <&Eebit> Waiting on Masq and Silver
    [18:44:19] <+Dark> okay
    [18:44:26] <&Eebit> and Shadow getting the remaining profiles back to me basically lmao
    [18:44:41] <+Dark> You saw mine as they were being written lmao
    [18:44:52] <&Eebit> Yup
    [18:45:04] <&Eebit> He was going to send them back yesterday but he had a headache
    [18:45:05] <Sukebe> pls
    [18:45:20] <+Dark> shadow pls, headaches are for nate
    [18:45:22] <Gist> ^
    [18:45:23] <Sukebe> ^
    [18:45:30] <Chespy> ^
    [18:45:35] <Gist> v
    [18:45:41] <Chespy> v
    [18:45:43] <+Dark> v
    [18:45:45] <Sukebe> penis
    [18:45:48] <+Dark> LOL
    [18:45:48] <Chespy> Surprise bitch
    [18:45:50] <Chespy> SHIT
    [18:45:52] <Gist> lawl
    [18:45:53] <Chespy> NINJA'D
    [18:45:58] <+Dark> Owned
    [18:46:05] <Chespy> timing'd
    [18:46:09] <Sukebe> Not many people would get the "Surprise bitch" here
    [18:46:10] <Chespy> timing'd so badly
     
  3. [02:13:44] <Ghostpy>: Day of generic reaffirmation of dopamine emission sequence action has commenced.
    [02:14:59] <Flimzy>: God damn it.
    [02:15:03] <Shadow>: You're just jelly you won't get chocolate
    [02:16:48] <Ghostpy>: hahahahahaha if it only were as simple as being jealous of others
    [02:16:57] <Ghostpy>: that would be the bestcase scenario
    [02:17:16] <Shadow>: it's okay you can always buy the chocolate yourself
    [02:17:20] <Shadow>: there's always a way
     
  4. DEEEEAAAAAAD.
    <Sukebe>: OH GOD
    <Starrie>: [discomfort intensifies]
    <Sukebe>: I SEARCHED THE TAMPON TAG ON TUMBLR
    <Sukebe>: ESPY WHY AM I HERE
    <Starrie>: No
    <Espeonature>: LOOOOOL
    <Starrie>: tyran no
    <Starrie>: NO
    <Espeonature>: SUKEBE
    <Espeonature>: WHY
    <Starrie>: DO NOT
    <Espeonature>: NO
    <Espeonature>: NEVER
    <Sukebe>: THERE'S A PICTURE
    <Espeonature>: DON'T
    <Starrie>: CAN YOU NOT
    <Espeonature>: STOP
    <Sukebe>: OF
    <Starrie>: NO
    <Starrie>: NO
    <Sukebe>: A GUY
    <Espeonature>: RUN AWAY
    <Espeonature>: STOP
    <Sukebe>: WITH TWO TAMPONS
    <Espeonature>: GO AWAY
    <Starrie>: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
    <Espeonature>: ESCAOE
    <Espeonature>: OH GOD
    <Sukebe>: STUFFED UP HIS DICK
    <Espeonature>: YUCK
    <Starrie>: STOOOOP
    <Espeonature>: RUN WHILE YOU CAN
    <Sukebe>: AND IT WAS POSTED ON A BLOG
    <Sukebe>: CALLED
    <Sukebe>: "STUFF IN MY DICK"
    <Espeonature>: OH GOD NO

    [​IMG]

    <Espeonature>: THIS I CAN'T
    <Sukebe>: LOL A KITKAT BAR
    <Nate>: How do you even stuff things in a dick I'm sorry but that's the only thing that that makes me think.
    <Espeonature>: Nate; that's how you get AIDS tested tho
    <Espeonature>: They stuff a cotton-bud up your urethra
    <Sukebe>: OH GOD.
    <Espeonature>: And they pull it out and test it
    <Sukebe>: AN EYELASH CURLER
    <Espeonature>: I hear it hurst as bad as periods
    <Espeonature>: *hurts
    <Sukebe>: Actually, because of my anemia, my periods don't hurt AHAHAHAH
    <Starrie>: ...
    <Starrie>: is it over
    <Nate>: It's not done Starr
    <Nate>: NoIt's
    <Starrie>: Fu
    <Nate>: -it's
    <Sukebe>: AN E CIG IS IN HIS DICK
    <Sukebe>: AND A CHICK IS SMOKING IT
    <Espeonature>: I CAN'T,,,,,,
    <Starrie>: OH DESKARTA WHY
    <Espeonature>: NO OMG
    <Starrie>: STAHP
    <Sukebe>: OH MY GOD
    <Espeonature>: NOW I'M ON THE TAG
    <Shadow>: Yeah I think I'm done with this channel for tonight
    <Espeonature>: OH GOD
    <Espeonature>: HELP
    <Sukebe>: A HUGE CANDLE
    <Espeonature>: WHAT IS GOING ON
    <Espeonature>: WHY
    <Espeonature>: WHAT IS THIS
    <Espeonature>: NO
    <Nate>: BUT HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN DO IT.
    <Espeonature>: STOP IT
    <Sukebe>: THAT'S LIT
    Starrie cries
    <Sukebe>: NAte hey nate
    <Espeonature>: WAT
    <Sukebe>: http://stuffinmydick.tumblr.com/
    <Espeonature>: HALP ME...
     
  5. [12:30] Eebit Showing my little sister your speedpaint
    [12:31] Keileon Might want to turn the volume down on the third song, then
    [12:32] Eebit It's off, I don't like your music taste ;x
    [12:33] Eebit She asked if it was a Pokemon battle LOL
    [12:33] Keileon LOL
    [12:33] Keileon Also fuck you that first song is great
    [12:34] Keileon Although these headphones don't like it.
    [12:34] Keileon (granted they're some sheap pair I got at class and not my iFrogz ones but still)
    [12:34] Keileon *cheap
    [12:35] Keileon Sheep pair
    [12:35] Nate They sound quite...
    [12:35] Nate baaaad
    [12:35] Keileon LMAO
    [12:36] Nate !roulette
    [12:36] ChanServ *BANG*
    [12:36] |<-- Nate has left irc.paradoxirc.net (Killed (ChanServ (Lost at Russian Roulette.)))
    [12:36] -->| Nate (chatzilla@hidden-n22vjc.wv.comcast.net) has joined #CoE
    [12:36] =-= Mode #CoE +v Nate by ChanServ
    [12:36] Keileon That actually made me giggle irl
    [12:36] Nate I am so, so sorry.
     
  6. The Day I Died:

    [​IMG]

    EDIT: BRB SHOOTING MYSELF,,,

    <Flimzy>: http://i.imgur.com/XbwzqXP.png
    <Espeonature>: I pronounce "sew" with a -u sound added to the end
    <Gist>: then I'd say "sue"
    <Espeonature>: /so:u/
    <Espeonature>: Or rather /so:w/
    <Espeonature>: dead flim
    <Flimzy>: ^
    <Nate>: Oh my god that comic
    <Espeonature>: so fucking dead
    <Gist>: it's bad that I don't know the politics behind it
    <Nate>: The comic?
    <Gist>: ._.
    <Espeonature>: ...
    <Gist>: yeah
    <Espeonature>: You fucking kidding me Gist
    <Flimzy>: Gist... I think you do.
    <Nate>: I don't know about the australia thing
    <Gist>: but I'm too young anyway
    <Nate>: But
    <Espeonature>: I'm pretty sure you do
    <Nate>: Have you ever heard of this thing
    <Nate>: Called
    <Nate>: The holocaust.
    <Starrie>: Joj harrison
    <Espeonature>: OH UM DO YOU NOT KNOW THE AUSTRALIA THING
    <Gist>: perhaps...?
    <Espeonature>: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
    <Gist>: maybe?
    <Nate>: OH THE EMU WAR
    <Espeonature>: YES
    <Gist>: though it's p. unfamiliar
    <GLolol>: emo war
    <GLolol>: ??
    <Espeonature>: THE GREAT EMU W- GIST
    <Espeonature>: GISY
    <Espeonature>: PLEASE
    <Gist>: GL pls
    <Nate>: ...I thought that was NZ for some reason.
    <Gist>: espy what
    <Nate>: DON'T MIND ME I SUCK.
    <Espeonature>: NAZIONALSOZIALISTICHE DEUTSCHE ARBEITERPARTEI LOOK IT UP GIST
    <Flimzy>: Pretty sure she's trolling.
    <Espeonature>: *NATIONALSOZIALISTISCHE DEUTSCHE ARBEITERPARTEI
    <Gist>: No pls I have a feeling I'm in for social pain
    <Espeonature>: Gist pls don't troll
    <Flimzy>: Or thinks we're talking about the emu thing.
    <Espeonature>: Trolling only wen cards vs humanity
    <Gist>: No re: holocaust
    <Espeonature>: Gist
    <Espeonature>: If you are honestly not joking
    <Gist>: idk about this emu war thing either
    <Starrie>: to be fair neither do i
    <Espeonature>: Google the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
    <Espeonature>: Or the NDSAP
    <Espeonature>: *NSDAP
    <Gist>: but I'm not one who is very cognizant of outside things
    <Flimzy>: It's not exactly recent events.
    <Gist>: it's hard for me to history
    <Nate>: It's only geologically recent.
    <Flimzy>: Just, you know, one of the most important event in known history.
    Nate is shot
    <Flimzy>: And easily the most famous.
    <Gist>: it's literally the bane of my scholastic career
    <Espeonature>: brb chatlog threading plus killing myself

    EDIT 2x COMBO: AND I HONESTLY DEADED'D'D'D

    Espeonature>: Fookn Americans and their fookn language
    <Starrie>: [22:13:20] <Espeonature> Gist; US is really southern Canada <--- and Texas is just Southern Alberta
    <Starrie>: oops did I say that out loud?
    <Nate>: LOL
    <Nate>: AHAHA
    <Nate>: DIED
    <Espeonature>: LOLOLOL DEAD
    <Espeonature>: i can't;;;
     
  7. How can people be this stupid? This is why America is going to hell.
     
  8. The effect Cerby can have.

    [14:23] -->| Cerberloli (Mibbit@hidden-hn4.ci6.12.50.IP) has joined #CoE
    [14:23] LordXGigaX LOLWAT
    [14:23] Cerberloli I need help...
    [14:23] Keileon LOL
    [14:23] Keileon Yes
    [14:23] Keileon Yes you do
    [14:23] Cerberloli looks around helplessly
    [14:23] Espeonature wat
    [14:23] Cerberloli Oh, Shadow!
    [14:24] Cerberloli Can you help me?
    [14:24] Espeonature Ooh also fire is love forgot that
    [14:24] Shadow >Cerberloli
    [14:24] Shadow the time has come
    [14:24] Cerberloli I-I've lost my panties...
    [14:24] Cerberloli Can you help me find them?
    [14:24] Cerberloli I feel so defenseless...
    [14:25] Cerberloli pulls down her skirt in an embarrassed fashion
    [14:25] Starrie . . .
    [14:25] Cerberloli (the hem, dear god, not the entire thing)
    [14:25] Starrie why is cerby suddenly kawaii-desu~ ?
    [14:25] Shadow I should have saved that reactionface when I had the chance
    [14:26] Cerberloli Starr! Have you seen my armor panties?
    [14:26] Shadow LOL DEAD
    [14:26] Cerberloli I can't fight testosterone-ridden teenage boys without them!
    [14:26] Keileon LOL
    [14:26] Espeonature pours milk all over Cerberloli
    [14:27] Espeonature Shaow; you're welcome!
    [14:27] Espeonature *Shadow
    [14:27] Starrie Omg
    [14:27] Keileon "I was mainly getting the image of a cold solid, Metal could also work, or Sufficiently Chilled Stone."
    [14:27] Starrie Armor panties best panties
    [14:27] Shadow I prefer chocolate thank you
    [14:27] Keileon okay so now I'm a steel type
    [14:27] Espeonature LOL
    [14:27] Cerberloli Why would you do that :<
    [14:27] Starrie c-chocolate panties?
    [14:27] Keileon LMFAO
    [14:27] Espeonature Keileon; because steel ~ ice
    [14:27] Shadow Shut up, I have to control myself
    [14:27] Starrie Shadow please do not let your fettishes leak
    [14:27] Keileon I'm actually giggling irl now
    [14:27] Espeonature pours chocolate all over Cerberloli
    [14:27] Starrie LOL
    [14:28] Shadow This is too much
    [14:28] Starrie white chocolate loli panties
    [14:28] Espeonature places Cerberloli on a bed of rose petals
    [14:28] Starrie with little chocolate frilly shit on it
    [14:28] IroukInverse ...
    [14:28] Cerberloli I'll have to shower after this... ;~;
    [14:28] Cerberloli Someone will have to get my back...
    [14:28] Keileon You forgot the strawberries
    [14:28] Espeonature dumps truckload of strawberries and cream over Cerberloli
    [14:28] Starrie cerberloli is awfully dirty today
    [14:28] Starrie I wonder
    [14:29] Starrie who will help her?
    [14:29] Starrie !!~
    [14:29] Starrie -~
    [14:29] Espeonature By the Grand Mage Eithane, I hereby dedicate this one Cerberloli as a peace offering to the God known as Shadow
    [14:29] Cerberloli Shadow-sama will help me!
    [14:29] Cerberloli Won't you, Shadow-sama??
    [14:29] Starrie onii-chan
    [14:29] Espeonature draws a heptagram in front of Cerberloli
    [14:29] Cerberloli (He likes pentagrams)
    [14:29] Espeonature Shadow... I summon thee!
    [14:29] IroukInverse .-.
    [14:30] Shadow ._.
    [14:30] Espeonature (pentagrams are unorginial)
    [14:30] IroukInverse What the fuck is this shit?
    [14:30] Shadow but do you even octogram?
    [14:30] Espeonature (heptagrams ftw)
    [14:30] Espeonature draws nonagrams
    [14:30] LordXGigaX idk Kuori, but it's somehow hilarious
    [14:30] Starrie Gigaloli
    [14:30] Espeonature I see your octogram and raise you a nonagram.
    [14:30] Cerberloli (I'm the one who likes nonagrams)
    [14:30] LordXGigaX No
    [14:30] Espeonature EspyTheLoliSlayer
    [14:30] =-= Espeonature is now known as EspyTheLoliSlayer
    [14:30] Shadow <Starrie> Gigaloli --- Must I bring out the image?
    [14:30] Starrie kek
    [14:31] LordXGigaX Please no.
    [14:31] Starrie Heh seems like I wasn't the only one who remembered
    [14:31] Keileon Do it
    [14:31] Starrie Do it
    [14:31] Cerberloli Please
    [14:31] EspyTheLoliSlayer Do it
    [14:31] EspyTheLoliSlayer I COMMAND THEE TO DO IT
    [14:31] Starrie then we push cerberloli to gigaloli and they do stuff
    [14:31] Keileon LOL
    [14:31] Starrie like make valentines....cards
    [14:31] Starrie or something
    [14:31] LordXGigaX Or like...
    [14:31] EspyTheLoliSlayer And then I slay them!!!
    [14:31] EspyTheLoliSlayer AND SACRIFICE THEM TO SHADOW
    [14:31] LordXGigaX shoots Cerberloli with death ray
    [14:31] Keileon Or go shopping or something
    [14:32] Starrie espy you got it all wrong
    [14:32] EspyTheLoliSlayer ???
    [14:32] Starrie they have already been handed over to shadow
    [14:32] Cerberloli suddenly regains armor panties
    [14:32] EspyTheLoliSlayer Nonono
    [14:32] Starrie their existance is their sacrifice
    [14:32] Cerberloli Giga had them the whole time!
    [14:32] EspyTheLoliSlayer I'll sacrifice them once more!!!
    [14:32] Keileon [14:32] Cerberloli suddenly regains armor panties
    [14:32] Keileon [14:32] EspyTheLoliSlayer Nonono
    [14:32] LordXGigaX ... Wait what
    [14:32] EspyTheLoliSlayer Or I'll bake them into a pie and feed Shadow with it.
    [14:32] Starrie Giga doesn't even like them
    [14:32] LordXGigaX How the fuck did I...
    [14:32] Starrie not even big chested ones too
    [14:32] Keileon Giga is there something you need to tell us
    [14:32] EspyTheLoliSlayer pours honey all over Giga
    [14:33] LordXGigaX I don't even know wha-
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer PREPARE TO BE COOKED INTO PIE
    [14:33] LordXGigaX throws Espy off of the cliff
    [14:33] LordXGigaX KNOCK IT OFF
    [14:33] Cerberloli Is this Loli Run
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer Or even worse
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer CAAAAAAKE
    [14:33] Starrie What has happened here.
    [14:33] Keileon Cake > pie
    [14:33] Keileon just saying
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer ^
    [14:33] Starrie ....
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer IT IS A LIE
    [14:33] Starrie .....
    [14:33] Starrie Pie >Cake
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer THE CAKE IS A MAGNIFICENT FALSEHOOD
    [14:33] Keileon CAKE > PIE
    [14:33] LordXGigaX How the hell should I know, Starr?
    [14:33] Starrie PIE >CAKE
    [14:33] Shadow https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35410575/Images/loligiga.jpg looks like I still had it
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer [too damn delicious tho]
    [14:33] Starrie UNIVERSAL RULE
    [14:33] Starrie PIE WINS ALL
    [14:33] EspyTheLoliSlayer [cake >>>>>>> pie]
    [14:33] Starrie NOPE
    [14:34] EspyTheLoliSlayer YUP
    [14:34] LordXGigaX We had Cerby's thing, and then somehow I was brought into it-
    [14:34] Starrie Gigaloli
    [14:34] Starrie yey
    [14:34] EspyTheLoliSlayer YEP.AVI.PNG
    [14:34] Starrie even looks grumpy as fuck'
    [14:34] LordXGigaX walks off of cliff
    [14:34] Shadow LOL.
    [14:34] Keileon It's like
    [14:34] EspyTheLoliSlayer AMANE GIGA LOOOOL
    [14:34] Cerberloli Oh... Giga took my armor panties for herself
    [14:34] Shadow LMAO.
    [14:34] Cerberloli I forgive you, Giga!!
    [14:34] =-= LordXGigaX is now known as Dead
    [14:34] EspyTheLoliSlayer oh no wait that isn't misa
    [14:34] Keileon "Stop staring at me so I can undress"
    [14:34] Starrie "I
    [14:34] Starrie fucking enter
    [14:34] Starrie just
    [14:34] Starrie "I"
    [14:35] EspyTheLoliSlayer https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70xlh7Tai1rzr632o1_500.png
    [14:35] Keileon That's a very thin-looking gown actually.
    [14:35] Keileon LOL ESPY
    [14:35] Shadow But it has the great powers of convenient censoring
    [14:35] Starrie "Hey, not to brag or anything but I want to scare you-- I have a......deathbuster."
    [14:35] EspyTheLoliSlayer Tehehehe
    [14:35] Starrie kekekekekekke
    [14:35] EspyTheLoliSlayer TEHEHEHEHE
     
  9. Since @Shadow didn't post it...!!!

    <Nate>: Yeah, it's like your entire life you get used to wilderness being this quite nearly mystical word
    <Nate>: Nope. Just means that there's wild deer.
    <Espeonature>: IDK, I expected it to be along the lines of: wild --> wild + -er (as in be + wilder) --> wilder+ness --> wilderness
    <Espeonature>: As in a place where you get be-wildered, i.e., lost and confused
    <Nate>: I just had this mental imagery of like
    <Nitorin>: Dicks
    <Nitorin>: :3
     
  10. <Starrie>: my hormones are perfectly fine and it /seems/ i'm fertile
    <Starrie>: GCG knows this and says I'm probably in perpetual pregnancy or something
    ...
    <Starrie>: "Yeah you know...I really don't have those time of the month things.." "...what?" "Yeah.." "..thats pretty awesome." "What?" "Yeah its like you're....eternally pregnant"
    <Nate>: Oh GCG

    DEAD

    EDIT: AND THEN LATER

    <Starrie>: maybe my body just doesn't like me
    <Starrie>: the only craps I had were the ones that sent me to a hospital once
    <Flimzy>:
    <Starrie>: *cramps
    <Starrie>: ...
    <Sukebe>: LOL
    <Espeonature>: ONLY CRAPS
    <Sukebe>: CRAPS
    <Starrie>: Oh dear fuckign hef43gd
    <Espeonature>: ONLY CRAPS
    <Sukebe>: CRAPS
    <Starrie>: Oh dear fuckign hef43gd
    <Espeonature>: FUCKING DEAD
    <Starrie>: BRB LAUGHING TO DEATH
     
  11. @Shadow

    [02:42:56] Flimzy FLEM QUESTION THRUSTERS ACTIVATE.
    [02:43:02] Flimzy Shadow do gods poop?
    [02:44:49] Nate I think that is literally the Flemquestion to end all Flemquestions
    [02:45:17] Flimzy My magnum opus.
    [02:45:45] Flimzy I realized only now though that Shadow is not here.
    [02:45:58] Flimzy Making everything just that much more stupid.
     
  12. [22:41] Keileon he may be a soldier but he's never had to deal with aliens
    [22:41] Shadow rofl
    [22:42] Starrie this sounds like a very badly written sitcom
    [22:42] Keileon Although interestingly he's been trained to kill dragons
    [22:42] Starrie "HES AN EVERYDAY SOLDIER FROM DURASKEN"
    [22:42] Starrie "BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE IS SENT TO A MISSION"
    [22:42] Keileon He's only been able to... er... practice... on smaller species, but yeah
    [22:42] Starrie "AND HAS TO LIVE WITH ALIENS?"
    [22:42] Keileon LOL
    [22:42] Starrie "NEXT ON DISNEY CHANNEL, MY ROOMATE'S AN ALIEN"
    [22:42] Keileon 10/10 would watch
    [22:42] LordXGigaX LOFL
     
  13. [22:10] Cerberus "I've had alcohol by accident before"
    [22:10] Cerberus "by accident"
    [22:10] Starrie it happens
    [22:10] Keileon I drank champagne because I thought it was apple cider
    [22:10] Espeonature It was in a a sweet
    [22:10] Shadow I accidentally an alcohol
    [22:10] Muddy damn, I had this great comic about a guy getting drunk and somehow becoming an evil overload but I can't remember where I put it
    [22:10] Espeonature An indian sweet
    [22:10] Muddy Overlord*
    [22:10] LordXGigaX And was died?
    [22:10] Starrie kool-aid for me
    [22:10] Cerberus Oops? Did I /incidentally/ get drunk?
    [22:10] Keileon Muddy, Giga obviously has it
    [22:10] Starrie did NOT know it had vodka in it
    [22:11] Espeonature Which is basically a chocolate shell with coconut alcohol in it
    [22:11] LordXGigaX Wait what
    [22:11] Starrie this was around 3-4 years ago kek.
    [22:11] Espeonature I spat it out the moment I put it in my mouth
    [22:11] Muddy Goddammit, Giga, stop censoring your backstory
    [22:11] Espeonature Yeah same
    [22:11] Keileon "comic about a guy getting drunk and somehow becoming an evil overload"
    [22:11] Espeonature This was three years ago
    [22:11] Shadow >overload
    [22:11] Starrie Giga!Drunk confirmed
    [22:11] Muddy I corrected that!
    [22:11] Nate Wait so what if the reason Giga doesn't already rule the earth
    [22:11] Nate Is that he has gotten drunk very few times.
    [22:11] Keileon LOL
    [22:11] Nate GIGA GET DRUNK MORE
    [22:11] Starrie LOL
    [22:12] Keileon LMAO
    [22:12] Shadow My sides
    [22:12] LordXGigaX That's not a good idea really
    [22:12] Starrie maybe he already does rule it, just that we're talking to one of him many clones
    [22:12] Starrie maybe he's Xibu
    [22:12] Keileon I'm glad I set Chatzilla to autolog
    [22:12] LordXGigaX What if I get drunk enough to destroy the world?
    [22:12] Starrie you'd do it anyway
    [22:12] Keileon No no guys
    [22:12] Starrie sober or not
    [22:12] Keileon GUYS
    [22:12] Starrie NO
    [22:12] Starrie what
    [22:12] Espeonature LOL
    [22:12] Keileon The reason he doesn't already rule the world
    [22:12] LordXGigaX Well yeah, but I'd wait until I'm off of it
    [22:12] Keileon Is because he was too drunk to remember he took over
    [22:13] Espeonature LOOOOL
    [22:13] Starrie so he ruled...but-- okay
    [22:13] Starrie nods
    [22:13] Espeonature gigatheories op
    [22:13] LordXGigaX ... You know, I'd totally believe that
    [22:13] Espeonature HEADCANON ACCEPTED
    [22:13] Keileon ^
    [22:13] Shadow animeplot/10
    [22:13] LordXGigaX LOFL
    [22:13] Keileon LOL
    [22:13] Nate LMAO YES
    [22:13] Muddy LOL
    [22:13] Starrie dyin
    [22:13] Starrie *g
    [22:14] Espeonature REAL LIFE HEADCANON ACCEPTED 10/10
    [22:14] Shadow World Conquest: Alcohol Plot
    [22:14] Shadow I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening
    [22:15] LordXGigaX You have to throw it /into/ the screen, Shadow
    [22:15] Espeonature dead/10
    [22:15] LordXGigaX It needs to be converted to data
    [22:15] Keileon You need a Digivice
    [22:15] LordXGigaX LOFL
    [22:16] Shadow This was today's moment of hilarity
    [22:16] Espeonature DEAD
     
  14. [21:28:23] <Keileon> Back
    [21:28:28] <Sukebe> Front
    [21:28:58] <Gist> side
    [21:29:16] <Skolli> cha cha real smooth
     
  15. [17:29] -->| YOU (Keileon) have joined #Statplaying
    [17:29] =-= Topic for #Statplaying is “Welcome to the channel where engaging, serious discussion is guaranteed when you most need it, free of derails from ADHD children. || Emergency intelligence-stimulating smooth jazz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPxVMpeVRGI”
    [17:29] =-= Topic for #Statplaying was set by Shadow on Monday, February 17, 2014 10:33:02 PM
    [17:43] Nate Oh hey Kuda
    [17:43] Keileon Why do you keep greeting me here
    [17:43] Nate ...
    [17:43] Nate OH
    [17:43] Nate Shit
    [17:43] Keileon lolll
    [17:43] LordXGigaX Good job
    [17:43] Shadow ...LOL

    Meanwhile in #CoE,
    [17:43] Nate It's no fucking wonder I thought today was such a slow day
    [17:44] Keileon Haha
    [17:44] Nate I've literally only been looking at #Statplaying for like the past few .hours/
    [17:44] Flimzy LOL
    [17:45] Shadow rofl dat Nate
    [17:45] Nate I'm still getting used to Hexchat ;-;

    oh nate

    this is why we love you
     
  16. <Pooka>: I'm not forgotten!
    <Pooka>: Oh wait, I presume I am.
    <Keileon>: Hi Pooka
    <Espeonature>: Who are you
    <Shadow>: Because I think Kuda mistook the "allophone" term
    <Pooka>: Hello everyone.
    <Espeonature>: Which is what I told her but
    <Shadow>: Because right now I'm fairly sure that /e/ and /ɪ/ are in fact NOT ALLOPHONES
    <Pooka>: Could I ask a honest question?
    <Espeonature>: Shouldn't | ɪe eɪ | be the same thing as | ɪ: e: |
    <Espeonature>: Yeah same
    <Shadow>: Pretty much
    <Keileon>: I don't know anymore guys
    <Keileon>: XD
    <Espeonature>: I think she doesn't 100% know what allophones are ={
    <Espeonature>: *=P
    <Shadow>: But I'm trying to stay true to Kuda's pronunciation, so rather I made them separate things
    <Keileon>: I like it aesthetically
    <Espeonature>: If | ɪ e | are allophones for dragons, then when dragons try to say | ɪ | or
    <Espeonature>: | e |, then they come out as the same sound
    <Pooka>: I'm just going to ask for something I usually do in the most polite way possible... so please? Just a one question.
    <Shadow>: Go ahead
    <Espeonature>: No room for aesthetics in IPA, Keileon, sorry =P
    <Keileon>: There is in romanization!
    <Espeonature>: In romanisation—go on Pooka—but not in IPA
    <Pooka>: I can rant here without people getting sensitive to my rants, right?
    <Keileon>: Even if it's just like /e I can still romanize it as ei
    <Keileon>: We're in the middle of something, really...
    <Espeonature>: Pooka; depends on a) who's here; and b) what the rant is about
    <Shadow>: ^What Espy said
    <Espeonature>: Do you want to rant at someone? I can help with that
    %%% Shadow has invited you to join #Statplaying
    <Pooka>: Really? Are there people who hate rants here?
    <Espeonature>: I'm mostly not-sensitive to rants yeah
    <Espeonature>: It's not that they hate rants
    <Espeonature>: It's that they'll argue opposing sides
    <Pooka>: My rants are basically related to MLP, humanity, and... what else.. oh, KLK.
    <Pooka>: (there's more actually)
    <Espeonature>: Humanity I can hear out
    <LordXGigaX>: The first two I can understand
    <Espeonature>: KLK, not informed enough; MLP, don't care enough sorry
    <Pooka>: But nobody is going to take it personal or anything? That's what I fear of, insensitive people just letting me not rant at al :_(
    <Pooka>: *all
    <Shadow>: If I had to be honest I couldn't give any less fucks about people's rants. Others might also feel the same, so keep it in moderation if you do
    <Espeonature>: Again it really depends on who's here
    <Nate>: I'll be free to rant at in a few minutes; we're at the register now.
    <Pooka>: OK, I'll begin shortly..
    <Espeonature>: There are those here who's take ranting personally
    <Espeonature>: *who'll
    <Espeonature>: But it depends on the rant, ofc
    <Pooka>: I just hate people throwing off gender roles into the trash bin to allow for stuff like the brony fandom to happen.
    <Espeonature>: What do you mean?
    <Pooka>: People are saying that men should like what they want and express their liking of something without shame or anything.
    <Pooka>: Which is kind of wrong.
    <Espeonature>: Explain
    <Pooka>: Especially when you got something like MLP. Oh god... its a cartoon for little girls.
    <Pooka>: Why do these bronies have to be really vocal about something not in their gender or age?
    <Espeonature>: Doesn't mean boys can't like it
    <Espeonature>: The issues don't maintain in people liking MLP itself
    <Espeonature>: The issue is with those who -fetichise- it
    <Pooka>: And why must we allow them to express their like of it in public? Shouldn't they simply hide in the basement liking it better?
    <Espeonature>: Why should they though
    <Espeonature>: That's oppressive
    <Espeonature>: Suppression of fetichising, meeeeh not so oppressive
    <Pooka>: Because its shameful. Its also against their gender roles. Why should they demote themselves to the very women males are ought to marry?
    <Espeonature>: ...wat
    <Pooka>: MLP is girly.
    <Pooka>: And for children.
    <Espeonature>: So?
    <Pooka>: They should be better careful of what they like and expressing it in public.
    <Espeonature>: Why?
    <Espeonature>: I cannot force myself to like/dislike something
    <Espeonature>: If I like it I like it
    <Espeonature>: If I don't I don't
    <Espeonature>: I don't like MLP but I don't go around saying people shouldn't
    <Espeonature>: Persons are meant to be strong individual units who don't need no other people telling them how they must like what they like
    <Pooka>: But they're men, and MLP is made for little girls... they shouldn't make it so that they have to express it in public and be creepy about it. They should have a little sense of what they express, not just happily go to a group and tell them of his obsession.
    <Espeonature>: Being creepy about it, sure
    <Espeonature>: Like I was about to say
    <Espeonature>: The issues lie not with those who like MLP but those who fetichise it
    <Espeonature>: If you're a guy and you simply like MLP bully for you
    <Espeonature>: If you're a girl and you like MLP bully for you
    <Espeonature>: If you're 85 years old and derive some joy watching Twilight Sparkle and her friends absolutely wonderful
    <Espeonature>: If you're 5 and the same thing makes you laugh, carry on
    <Espeonature>: If you're any age and any gender and you like MLP, excellent
    <Espeonature>: There's nothing wrong with going about saying "Oh I like this show and that show"
    <Pooka>: But should I be so damn vocal about it that basically everyone else must hate me because of what I like? I should know when to express and when not, not to simply just express.
    <Espeonature>: Well it sounds to me that you're suffering from a case of butthurtitis
    <Espeonature>: No one is "damn vocal" about it
    <Espeonature>: No one who likes the show anyway
    <Espeonature>: And of course something's the matter not with them but with you when you're the one attending the circles meant for being vocal abotu a show
    <Espeonature>: *about
    <Keileon>: [14:51] Pooka Because its shameful. Its also against their gender roles. Why should they demote themselves to the very women males are ought to marry?
    <Keileon>: lol gender roles
    <Espeonature>: ^That irks me tbph
    <Keileon>: get out of the 1940's
    <Espeonature>: ^
    <Keileon>: Nothing wrong with the brony community, though I dislike MLP myself
    <Espeonature>: Also, I'm a guy. I'll marry a man someday. Does that make you feel uncomfortable? Probably shoudn't.
    <Pooka>: Gender roles ain't outdated...
    <Pooka>: They should still have a spot.
    <Keileon>: Yes they are
    <Espeonature>: Yeah what keileon said, and lol yes they are outdated
    <Espeonature>: The only real gender roles that hold water anymore are women physically feeding their child
    <Espeonature>: Breastfeeding, i.e.
    <Keileon>: Let me ask, how do you feel about homosexuality? Furries? People who aren't Christian? Interacial marriage?
    <Espeonature>: Men can technically breastfeed as well but it takes longer than usual to reactivate the mammary ducts
    <Espeonature>: [I did warn you there'd be people arguing—sorry, I feel the need to argue an oppressive standpoint]
    <Pooka>: But the gender roles are the very things that are supposed to make the man look more like a man to that woman.
    <Espeonature>: No they aren't
    <Pooka>: By killing them off...
    <Keileon>: Nope
    <Pooka>: We're now the women.
    <Espeonature>: Men look like men because testosterone
    <Espeonature>: Women look like women because oestrogen
    <Espeonature>: Nothing more, nothing less
    <LordXGigaX>: So by that logic, why are we on the Internet?
    <Espeonature>: Regardless, realistically speaking nothing is truly wrong; the line should be drawn however when exposing relatively undeveloped minds to concepts they could misuse or that might scar them
    <Pooka>: <LordXGigaX>: So by that logic, why are we on the Internet? - Because its a hateful tool and we sold our mind to the devil by it.
    <Nate>: Okay in the car now.
    <Espeonature>: Okay, you're a troll
    <Keileon>: Okay that's all I needed to hear
    Keileon goes back to the other channel
    <Espeonature>: No one can convince me otherwise
    <Pooka>: <Espeonature>: Okay, you're a troll - Wait, isn't a troll according to wikipedia, someone who sows discord between two groups? I'm innocent.
    <Keileon>: ...
    <Espeonature>: ...
    <LordXGigaX>: ...
    <Keileon>: I
    <Espeonature>: ... Pooka...
    <Keileon>: Have no words
    <Keileon>: For the amount of stupid
    <Keileon>: In that sentence alone
    <Espeonature>: I snorted
    <Keileon>: [15:00] Keileon Let me ask, how do you feel about homosexuality? Furries? People who aren't Christian? Interacial marriage? --- Adding to this, are you by any chance a white southerner?
    <Pooka>: Its interesting how the definition of a troll evolved from one who causes discord to... basically anyone.
    <Espeonature>: It hasn't???
    <Espeonature>: You're sowing discord between two groups
    <Espeonature>: Yourself and us
    <Pooka>: But you missed the point; I asked you if you weren't going to get insensitive about it.
    <Espeonature>: And I did say there'd be arguing
    <Espeonature>:
    <Keileon>: Except
    <Keileon>: In today's society
    <Keileon>: You're the one being insensitive
    <Pooka>: "You're the one being insensitive" -I'm the one being insensitive to my own rant... that's interesting to say the least, just because I believe that gender roles do have a good place in our world that we humans discard.
    <Pooka>: Anyways, I've gott-a-go.
    <Nate>: Er. Okay.
    <Nate>: I just got caught up dammit.
    <Espeonature>: Yup
    <Espeonature>: Troll
    <Pooka>: <Espeonature>: Troll - Ugh, I hate those people who throw up the word on anyone with a belief.
    <Pooka>: Good bye.
    <Keileon>: lel
    <Keileon>: he mad
    <Sukebe>: Oh god
    <Sukebe>: ew
    <LordXGigaX>: This has been something incredibly pointless
    <Sukebe>: pooka
    <Espeonature>: Hahahahahahaha
    <Espeonature>: Am I this annoying when I get mad
    <Keileon>: Yes.
    <Espeonature>: Oh God sorry then
    <LordXGigaX>: Usually
    <Espeonature>: Wow
    <Espeonature>: I must be a premier arsehole
    <Nate>: >making an emotional argument to a (for the most part) logical group of people.
    <Keileon>: You can be XD
    <Espeonature>: Whaddya mean emotional argument
    <Keileon>: More like antiquated
    <Espeonature>: I'm emotional more than logical and that wasn't emotionall justifiable in the least
    <Espeonature>: *emotionally
    <Sukebe>: What did pooka even want
    <Keileon>: To rant
    <Espeonature>: TO rant
    <Sukebe>: ... wtf.
    <Espeonature>: Actually wait
    <Keileon>: Like literally
    <Keileon>: He showed up and asked to rant
    <Espeonature>: <Pooka>: But nobody is going to take it personal or anything? That's what I fear of, insensitive people just letting me not rant at al :_(
    <Sukebe>: about the people here?
    <Espeonature>: There we go
    <Keileon>: No
    <Espeonature>: He said that and proceded to be insenitive himself
    <Keileon>: About MLP, KlK, and something idr
    <Espeonature>: humnity
    <Espeonature>: +a
    <LordXGigaX>: humanity
    <Keileon>: o
    <Sukebe>: .........?
    <Sukebe>: It's called a blog.
    <Espeonature>: ^
    <Keileon>: Basically saying bronies fucked up gender roles
    <Espeonature>: And that men shouldn't like MLP
    <Espeonature>: Because it made them womanly
    <Keileon>: and we "sold our minds to the devil" for the internet apparently
    <Espeonature>: Hypocritcal Humour entry #1 — Pooka
    <GL>: o_O
    <GL>: bleh
    <Sukebe>: So basically he's a bible feg minus the bible
    <Keileon>: basically
    <Espeonature>: Could be plus the Bible as well
    <Nate>: He nwver said anything regardong christianity or the Bible, so maybe, maybe not
    <Espeonature>: Not yet, at any rate
    <Nate>: Ninja'd but eh
    <Espeonature>: What Nate said
    <Sukebe>: regardong. heh heh heh
    <Espeonature>: lololol
    <Keileon>: [14:51] Pooka Because its shameful. Its also against their gender roles. Why should they demote themselves to the very women males are ought to marry?
    <Keileon>: That
    <Keileon>: Still makes me lol
    <Espeonature>: ^
    <Espeonature>: I snorted out my soda
    <Espeonature>: Can we chatlog thread this
    <Keileon>: sure
    <Espeonature>: I need to show it to fae thropp
     
  17. @LaTyrannia ; this one pls bb. <3

    Nate runs away
    <EspyBounce>: that was fucking hilarity in a nutshell
    EspyBounce has Shadow Tag! Nate could not run away!
    LordXGigaX stabs the spazzyhyena too
    <EspyBounce>: (lolhighlights)
    <Keileon>:
    Nate has mold breaker (does that work to run away from Shadow Tag)
    <LordXGigaX>: No
    <Nate>: o
    <Nate>: well then
    <Nate>: ...
    EspyBounce already cancelled your Mold Breaker with Gastro Acid, remember
    Nate uses defense curl
    Nate uses amnesia
    EspyBounce uses Nate Pls
    LordXGigaX uses Sacred Sword
    <Nate>: who r u
    EspyBounce uses Detect
    <Nate>: i dont even no u
    <EspyBounce>: I am your mother, Nate!
    <Nate>: wher m i
    <Nate>: o
    <Nate>: ok
    <LordXGigaX>: Ew
    <EspyBounce>: And Giga...
    <EspyBounce>: IS YOUR FATHER!
    <LordXGigaX>: EW NO
    <Nate>: hi daddy
    LordXGigaX throws Espy at Nate
    EspyBounce has Suction Cups!
    <Nate>: daddy y u thro mommi at me
    EspyBounce could not be trhown. Although... ;*
    <EspyBounce>: *thrown
    EspyBounce 's Suction Cups attach EspyBounce to LordXGigaX!
    <Keileon>: Remember Bad Taxidermy Fox?
    <EspyBounce>: LET"S NOT
    <Keileon>:
    <EspyBounce>: NO
    LordXGigaX uses Rapid Spin
    <EspyBounce>: NO TAXIDERMY PLEASE
    EspyBounce has Suction Cups!
    EspyBounce 's Suction Cups is too strong for Rapid Spin!
    LordXGigaX uses Gastro Acid
    EspyBounce uses Wrap, then!
    LordXGigaX uses Rapid Spin
    EspyBounce uses Disable!
    EspyBounce then uses Wrap!
    <Keileon>:
    EspyBounce then uses Sludge Bomb!
    <Keileon>: M-my childhood
    LordXGigaX uses his Smoke Ball to escape
    EspyBounce has Shadow Tag!
    <LordXGigaX>: >smoke ball
    <EspyBounce>: >idc
    Keileon just uses Jet's Draco Meteor to kill everyone who isn't immune to Dragon and Thunderbolt for those who are
    <crazE>: giga just throw a masterball. Then you can just trade espy off to some pokewhore
    EspyBounce is Fairy/Ground!
    <Shadow>: Fairy/Ground gg
    <Shadow>: LOL
    <EspyBounce>: LOL
    LordXGigaX uses Soak on Espy
    <Keileon>: *Surf then
    EspyBounce used Protect!
    <Keileon>: or that
    <Keileon>: feint
    LordXGigaX uses Feint
    EspyBounce 's lost 1% of his health!
    <EspyBounce>: -'s
    Keileon throws apple-flavored jelly at Espy
    EspyBounce ate it.
    <Keileon>: *Apple jelly opoisons espy*
    LordXGigaX trades Espy away for a Magikarp
    <Keileon>: -o
    EspyBounce has Immunity!
    <Keileon>: No you have Suction Cups
    EspyBounce has multiple abilities!
    <Nate>: ((Someone should use haze))
    <EspyBounce>: [Why Haze]
    Keileon uses Roar
    EspyBounce has Suction Cups!
    <Nate>: ((I am still an amnesiac))
    <EspyBounce>: [Oh]
    <Keileon>: Does that even work on phazing?
    <LordXGigaX>: ... Wait...
    <Keileon>: Either way
    Keileon uses Sheer Cold
    EspyBounce uses Haze on Nate, but not enough to make Nate remember that Espy is not his mother!
    <LordXGigaX>: Suction Cups just stops forced switching
    EspyBounce is too high a level! Sheer Cold misses.
    <EspyBounce>: [I am -the- Gary Stu]
    Keileon uses Action Replay to escape
    <LordXGigaX>: No, you're just fucking annoying
    <EspyBounce>: [I am -the- Gary Stu]
    Nate is the Action Replay
    Nate breaks
    <Keileon>: LMAO
    EspyBounce 's Shadow Tag breaks-- LOL
    <Shadow>: 10/10
     
  18. [23:52:01] <Starrie> lets put a big picture of espira there and call it a day
    [23:52:03] <Shadow> Which you just did LOL
    [23:52:06] <Starrie> Work smart, not hard
    [23:52:10] <Starrie> oh man that timing
    [23:52:30] <LordXGigaX> Aaand done
    [23:53:52] <Eebit> LOL Giga
    [23:54:00] <Starrie> did he
    [23:54:15] <LordXGigaX> No, I just C/P'd what Eebit said
    [23:54:24] <LordXGigaX> And then added "--Eebit 2014"
    [23:54:45] <Starrie> man i'd think at least the biggest espira fangirl here would actually do that
    [23:55:11] <LordXGigaX> Even being that big of a fangirl, I wouldn't do that
    [23:55:14] <LordXGigaX> ...
    [23:55:17] <LordXGigaX> WAIT SHIT
    [23:55:26] <LordXGigaX> FANBOY*
    [23:55:36] <LordXGigaX> GODDAMNIT
     
  19. HALP, I AM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE

    <Espeon>: IIRC my sister's first legible diagram wasme eating a rose
    <Espeon>: idk why me
    <Espeon>: idk why eating
    <Espeon>: idk why a rose
    <Espeon>: but yeah
    <Starrie>: my first actual drawing was a sad one
    <Nate>: Obviously that was a prophetic vision of you giving Eebit a bl-*shot*
    <Starrie>: and it was under a table [which we still have tbh i can literally take a pic of it]
    <Espeon>: LOOOOOL
    <Starrie>: LOL
    <Espeon>: HAHAHAHA
    <Starrie>: NATE SAW THE CHANCE
    <Starrie>: AND HE TOOK THAT CHANCE
    <Espeon>: AND HE FUCKING TOOK IT
    <Espeon>: OH MY FUCK
     
  20. -->| Starrie (kvirc@hidden-7vrenf.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #CoE
    =-= Mode #CoE +v Starrie by ChanServ
    Keileon Hey Starr
    Starrie hey
    Sukebe starr the earth is going to crack open and you will fall into the depths of hell and you're gonna find a ruined hollywood down there because california broke
    Sukebe oh
    Sukebe that is
    Sukebe if
    Sukebe you survive the fall
    Sukebe it's a long way to hell
    Sukebe Kecleon should know, her lover is from there : D
    Keileon wat
    LordXGigaX So what you're saying is that Starr's falling all the way down to Florida
    Keileon LOL
    Sukebe So what you're admitting is you're Kecleon's lover
    LordXGigaX ...
    Keileon Haha
    LordXGigaX walks aways

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