The Chatlog Thread

I have no idea what happened here:

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[00:15:18] Cerberus The world started
[00:15:19] Sukebe pokeballs are obv. made out of dead pkemon
[00:15:20] Starrmalia you guys are free to challenge him whenever you wanty
[00:15:21] Cerberus with a poke ball
[00:15:22] Starrmalia -y
[00:15:24] Muddy You're a dead Pokeball, Kerry.
[00:15:28] Cerberus D:
[00:15:36] LordXGigaX No, the universe /is/ a PokeBall
[00:15:43] LordXGigaX Arceus catch us all.
[00:15:47] Muddy dun dun DUNNN
[00:16:00] Cerberus I wouldn't be surprised
[00:16:00] Starrmalia Fucking space goat
[00:16:05] Cerberus if there was actually
[00:16:15] Cerberus people out there with a religion revolving around that idea
[00:16:20] Starrmalia yo dawg so i herd u got arceus
[00:16:32] Starrmalia in an arceus holding an arceus in an arceus
[00:16:40] LordXGigaX ...
[00:16:47] Starrmalia idk I'm super tired
[00:16:50] LordXGigaX Man, that'd be one confusing image
[00:16:52] Starrmalia i'm just blabbering on
[00:16:56] Starrmalia ...
[00:16:57] Cerberus The state of #CoE is quickly declining
[00:16:58] Starrmalia I may draw that
[00:17:04] Starrmalia Blendy remind me when to draw that
[00:17:11] LordXGigaX k
[00:17:11] Cerberus DRAW IT NOW
[00:17:15] Starrmalia i can---
[00:17:17] Starrmalia its too dark
[00:17:17] Muddy #CoE state can get lower?!
[00:17:21] Starrmalia did I tell you guys
[00:17:21] Cerberus LMAO
[00:17:29] Starrmalia how I don't have any fucking light in my room???
[00:17:34] Starrmalia nothing
[00:17:36] Starrmalia no lamps
[00:17:37] Cerberus Starr
[00:17:39] Starrmalia no ceiling lights
[00:17:40] Cerberus IT'S BEHIND YOU
[00:17:41] Muddy draw it in the dark, obviously
[00:17:47] Starrmalia LOL
[00:17:56] Starrmalia brb
[00:18:01] Cerberus >draw it in the dark
[00:18:05] Muddy or draw dark
[00:18:14] Cerberus >draw it on the dark
[00:18:21] Cerberus Starr, draw it on the toilet
[00:18:30] Muddy no
[00:18:32] Muddy sink
[00:18:43] Cerberus you're a sink .__.
[00:18:53] Muddy I know you are but what am I?
[00:19:11] Cerberus you're a sink .__.
[00:19:35] LordXGigaX Okay, we get it.
[00:19:41] LordXGigaX You're /both/ sinks.
[00:19:43] Muddy Dammit, you've seen through my disguise! D:
[00:19:52] LordXGigaX Starr's a toaster.
[00:19:57] LordXGigaX Shadow's a fridge
[00:20:11] -->| Nate (Nate@hidden-khd.pub.182.166.IP) has joined #CoE
[00:20:11] =-= Mode #CoE +v Nate by ChanServ
[00:20:16] Cerberus What is Nate
[00:20:17] LordXGigaX Nate's the floor
[00:20:19] Sukebe Nate's a telephone
[00:20:19] Shadow And Nate's a phone
[00:20:22] Muddy http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/toaster1.jpg
[00:20:25] Shadow Yeah.
[00:20:26] Sukebe fuck you gigo
[00:20:38] Cerberus YEP THAT'S STARR LMAO
[00:20:43] Nate Was I being talked about or something? ._.
[00:20:43] LordXGigaX And I'm a lamp
[00:20:54] Cerberus I thought you were a blender
[00:20:55] Starrmalia wat
[00:21:00] LordXGigaX idk
[00:21:07] Muddy http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24400000/The-Brave-Little-Toaster-Production-Cel-the-brave-little-toaster-24422303-1024-793.jpg
[00:21:07] Starrmalia i'm..
[00:21:09] Starrmalia a toaster?
[00:21:11] Starrmalia with a cape?
[00:21:20] Starrmalia ....you bastards weren't supposed to know
[00:21:21] Cerberus I thought you were a clothesbin
[00:22:16] Sukebe Downgrading to GIMP because lack of photoshop ;_;
[00:22:33] -->| Nate_ (Nate@hidden-pbq.p9a.181.166.IP) has joined #CoE
[00:22:43] Nate_ Dammit phone
[00:22:44] LordXGigaX That was one of my strangest moments

 

Patriotism at its finest.

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<Cerberus>: http://cheatengine.org/forum/files/1269748560515_187.jpg
<Flimzy>: wat
<Cerberus>: The sheer fucking revelation that Aggron is a beast shocked your IRC connection :W
<Eebit>: thank you cerby
<Cerberus>: ur welkum
<Eebit>: that image is forever my favourite
<Cerberus>: that tyran is forever my favorite
<Cerberus>: ...eebit y u include a 'u' in favorite
<Cerberus>: what are you british
<Cerberus>: lmao
<Eebit>: because im fucking CANADIAN
<Eebit>: god
<Eebit>: imbecile
<Cerberus>: WOW FAG
*** Cerberus was kicked by Eebit (MURRIKA FUCK YEAH)
<Shadow>: LOL
<Keileon>: LOL
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Cerberus
<Keileon>: [17:35] Cerberus eebit he hurt me kick him pl0x
<Cerberus>: XD
<Keileon>: Even if I wanted to
<Keileon>: I can't
<Shadow>: Can't kick him
<Keileon>: lool
<Flimzy>: omg y u put a u in 'merrica.
<Cerberus>: Oh right, he's got that Keyblade protection
<Flimzy>: You Canadian or something?

 

Best.

[00:09:58] Shadow HM: Mmm Cerbyinternet, I love the way your lag... spikes, if you know what I mean.
[00:10:04] Shadow  Cerbyinternet: N-no, HM-san... Our connection is one which was never meant to be!

 

a reference dropped, four idiots found

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<Gilbert>: and muddy turkey in spanish is Pavo
<Eebit>: pavo real
<Gilbert>: go away eeb
<Eebit>: b-but
<Muddy>: Royal Turkey? Or does real mean something else in Spanish?
<Gilbert>: could be many things
<Gilbert>: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Muddy>: Excuse me for sucking in Spanish, I never actually paid attention to my Spanish classes.
<Shadow>: true turkey
<Shadow>: TRUE TURKEY
<Muddy>: Yeah, real can mean true here too
<Muddy>: Real's also our currency.
<Eebit>: What was Pavo Real actually supposed to be in TWEWY
<Gilbert>: true turkey, royal turkey, real turkey
<Nate_>: What
<Eebit>: PAVO REAL IS PEACOCK DUMB FUCKING SPANISH SPEAKERS
<Gilbert>: LMFAO
<Muddy>: k
<Eebit>: fucking true turkey my ass
<Gilbert>: Voste es un homosexual, Eebit
<Shadow>: LOL YOU ACTUALLY
<Shadow>: 00:52:56 <Gilbert> true turkey, royal turkey, real turkey
<Shadow>: useless as shit/10
<Muddy>: LOL
<Eebit>: LMAO
<Gilbert>: LOL
<Shadow>: Never again

 

^Ellos son muy ghey.

[TBF to Muddy he speaks Portuguese WHICH IS STILL CLOSER TO SPANISH THAN ENGLISH]

 

[01:54:21] Shadow Needs more Recursionposting
[01:55:29] Nate Needs more Tourney posting
[01:55:47] Eebit Needs more CSposting
[01:55:56] Shadow Needs more Eebitfuckoff
[01:56:03] Sukebe Needs more Tyran

 

Heh.

 

[15:21:52] <Shadow>: I have a /distinct/ feeling something retarded just happened
[15:22:10] <Eebit>: You posted in this chat, so you're correct
[15:22:20] <crazE>: LOL
[15:22:24] <Shadow>: I--
[15:22:25] <Shadow>: Fuck
[15:22:36] <Shadow>: I have no witty comeback for that
[15:22:55] <Starrmalia>: LOL
[15:22:57] * Flimzy hands Eebit his medal

 

tech support with #CoE

 

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<Starrie>: awkward diclonius trope is a go-- hey jonno
<Muddy>: lol
<Shadow>: l-lol
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome greets you in a gentlemanly manner.
<Tyrannia>: l-l-lol
<Starrie>: Where's Digby?
<Tyrannia>: Dgiby is the name of the dog from Pushing Daisies
<Tyrannia>: digby*
<Muddy>: I wish I were a Potato Gnome. :<
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome has broken the combo while addressing that Digby is on vacation in Indonesia to take part in a traditional Bali funeral in which a water buffalo is sacrificed so the human spirit can ride the buffalo's spirit into Heaven.
<Muddy>: But nope, I have to be thing underneath it
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome says everything is PotatoGnome in spirit.
<Muddy>: This makes this little ol' puddle happy
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnomes states that you can feel it the power of the PotatoGnome pulsing through your veins and into the very heart of your being. Even if you are mud, PotatoGnome decrees with a shake of PotatoGnome's head.
<Starrie>: ...
<Starrie>: i'm scared.
<Tyrannia>: I could have sworn I only had 24 cents in my steam wallet
<Starrie>: Jonno whats going on.
<Starrie>: ""EEYAAH! STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! WALLS ARE EXPENSIVE! STAAAAAAAAAAHP!"" idk why...
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome says that POTATOGNOME HAS TAKEN JONNO AND REPLACED WITH POTATOGNOME
<Muddy>: I don't see a Jonno anywhere, Starr
<Starrie>: but looking at what Ikan said, I can't help but thing "Mako"
<PotatoGnome>: WE... ALL... POTATOGNOME
<Starrie>: *think
<Muddy>: I am matter, I am antimatter! I am PotatoGnome! I consume all and I will consume you! *FFIV Battle 2 starts playing*
<Tyrannia>: " PotatoGnome WE... ALL... POTATOGNOME" This just reminded me of http://puu.sh/6eGPn
<PotatoGnome>: POTATOGNOME LOLS
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome wants to play FFIV now, because it is PotatoGnome's favorite FF. But PotatoGnome is only here to scare PotatoGnome's PotatoGnome companions before PotatoGnome sleeps.
<Muddy>: Relevant: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_doesn't_exist,_it's_all_about_Gnomes
Tyrannia randomly advertises her classmate's poetry because he good. http://puu.sh/6fIvP
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome relishes in Muddy's muddy exterior.
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome loves poetry and uncyclopedia articles and will read them both now and then sleep.
<PotatoGnome>: POTATOGNOME LOVE YOU
<Cerberus>: WAIT
<Muddy>: woo
<Cerberus>: POTATOGNOME
<Cerberus>: I'm just a little three-headed
<Cerberus>: dog with a wish
<Cerberus>: Can I grow to be PotatoGnome like PotatoGnome someday?
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome pats the head of the three-headed dog and says to three-headed dog he is PotatoGnome in soul, it's all about sticking to your goals, so don't become a mole, just pour your potatoes into bowl, and become PotatoGnomeeee
<PotatoGnome>: Oh PotatoGnome slam poetry session complete
<Cerberus>: I-I will...!
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome holds dog tight and says good all will be PotatoGnome
<Muddy>: Oh shizz, dude that was rad rhymes, yo
<PotatoGnome>: PotatoGnome slips on PotatoGnome's aviators and says ye i kno mad chillin
<PotatoGnome>: Well, this was an interesting moment of my life
<PotatoGnome>: I think I'm heading to bed now
<PotatoGnome>: LOL
<Cerberus>: XD
<PotatoGnome>: Remember
<PotatoGnome>: WE... ALL... POTATOGNOME
<PotatoGnome>: <3 :*

 

<Nate_>: That picture with the aliens is literally CoE

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What the administration of ZEJ really does:



and that became this

 

LADIES AND GENTS CERBY AND TYRAN IS2G THE MOST SUBTLE CREATURES IN THE WORLD

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<Sukebe>: Do you bleed monthly

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<Cerberus>: wait so you have testes and ovaries?
<Gist>: Yes Cerby
<Gist>: strange, I know, but it happens
<Cerberus>: Can you get yourself pregnant?!

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<Cerberus>: then again if you could get yourself pregnant and didn't have a vagina, you'd have to push the baby out of the equivalent of a straw

 

In which I come out to the world for what I really am.

 

*Who, not what, you "really are", that being nothing more and nothing less than who any of us really is.