The Chatlog Thread

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[04:23] Keileon Welp I'm going to bed
[04:23] Cerberus BETTER Question of the Day!
[04:23] Keileon almost 4:30 and lmfao
[04:23] Shadow why
[04:23] Cerberus Was the preceding Question of the Day intended for Friday still, or Saturday.
[04:23] Shadow Go when it's exactly 4:30 AM
[04:23] Keileon ugh
[04:23] Shadow Actually we'll all just gtfo there
[04:24] Cerberus That sounds like an incredibly compartmentalized suggestion.
[04:24] Shadow Anyway, the primary characteristic of a last word, is that it doesn't even have a classifier
[04:24] Cerberus I'm leaving in exactly two minutes.
[04:24] Cerberus Right before the 27th minute.
[04:24] Shadow I'll ban you.
[04:24] Cerberus LOL
[04:25] Keileon [04:24] Shadow Anyway, the primary characteristic of a last word, is that it doesn't even have a classifier
[04:25] Keileon That
[04:25] Keileon Is what I meant by "no quotes"
[04:25] Shadow except there are quotes
[04:26] Shadow All cards without classifiers invariably have quotes because that's the name itself anyway
[04:27] Cerberus OMG
[04:27] Cerberus Happy 27th minute, everybuddy!~
[04:27] |<-- Cerberus has left irc.paradoxirc.net (Quit: Shadow's Placenta)
[04:27] Keileon LOL
[04:27] =-= Mode #CoE +b *!*@hidden-hn4.ci6.12.50.IP by Shadow
[04:27] Keileon lol.
[04:28] Keileon (might want to unban him before you leave)
[04:28] Shadow I won't
[04:28] Shadow This is why I'm putting it on the topic so I won't forget
[04:28] =-= Shadow has changed the topic to “Welcome to the Cult of Ethanol - Don't FUK with us! || Owner - Shadow || Operators - Eebit (AOP), Masq (AOP) || BREAKING NEWS: Guys stop sucking. || Now On "Animes That Shadow Watches": http://puu.sh/2Khw7.jpg || Featured Lolis: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35410575/Images/yumyum.gif || hidden-hn4.ci6.12.50.IP <--- Unban this”
[04:28] Keileon LOL

 

Spoiler: oh cerby

[02:08:20] <;Dark> "[23:45:47] <Cerberus> Yep, getting to it as soon as Cerber activity dies" when?
[02:12:59] <Cerberus> oh
[02:13:17] <Cerberus> Still doing chores around the house (damn the spiders dude damn them all)
[02:40:19] <;Dark> sorry if I'm being a bother, I want the fight scene (and consequently, chapter) to end
[04:25:06] <Cerberus> yes I have kept this PM open and not responded for this long. MC is a great distraction tool....
[04:25:13] <Cerberus> But yeah, I understand those motives~
[04:25:32] <;Dark> Like
[04:25:50] <;Dark> I don't want the RP to fizzle out before we've even left the proverbial tutorial section, lol
[04:26:05] <;Dark> because that'd be plain sad
[04:26:32] <Cerberus> I frankly am humbled and extremely penitent of the fact I'm the one who's most holding it up
[04:26:46] <;Dark> It used to be Cid
[04:27:09] <;Dark> until I pestered him enough that he got off Dota 2 to post regularly
[04:27:13] <Cerberus> Almost to the point where I've thought about pulling out, but at the same time, I keep on telling myself "I'll post soon" *gets distracted by other people*
[04:27:35] <;Dark> I know that feeling
[04:27:45] <;Dark> that's actually why I pulled out of RtW
[04:29:18] <;Dark> Try to stick it out, though. You'll get to see all of both Jack and Jude's backstories.
[04:29:20] <Cerberus> That hyena also updates ARKNET so quickly ;_;
[04:29:34] <;Dark> No clue how he does it and stays sane.
[04:29:42] <Cerberus> "Jack and Jude" Worst Jack and Jill parody 2013
[04:29:47] <;Dark> ROFL

Kuda edit: "pulled out"

more like I kicked you out

Dark edit: I am a bitch too

 

Short and to the point.

Spoiler

[01:13] Keileon ... Fucking
[01:13] Keileon It happened again
[01:13] Keileon Past 1am and me/Shadow/Craz are still here
[01:14] <--| crazEcaptain101 has left #CoE
[01:14] Shadow rofl
[01:14] Keileon LOL
[01:14] Shadow LMAO

 

Spoiler

[03:50] Keileon http://puu.sh/3mfbx.jpg
[03:50] Keileon The fuck am I doing
[03:51] Shadow do are you asking /me/
[03:51] Shadow ...
[03:51] Shadow why are*
[03:51] Keileon LOL.
[03:51] Shadow do
[03:51] Shadow why
[03:51] Shadow do
[03:51] Shadow why
[03:51] Shadow bangs head on wall
[03:51] Keileon 3:51am

 

The shit we get up to...

(Warning: long)

Spoiler

[01:43] Shadow I'll try to get the fuck out this chat at 3:00 AM
[01:44] Shadow I went to sleep at nearly 6:00 AM yesterday
[01:44] Keileon Shadow we all know you won't go until 5
[01:44] Wendy That's... not healthy
[01:44] Shadow Shut up
[01:44] Shadow I'm trying
[01:44] Shadow ;_;
[01:44] Keileon no u
[01:44] crazE Shadow was never healthy
[01:44] Cerberus You're not healthy, Wendy
[01:44] Wendy I know
[01:44] crazE Cerb, your butt's not healthy
[01:44] Shadow Alright, Gist
[01:44] Shadow I have A Proposal, if you wouldn't mind
[01:44] Cerberus That's Shadow's fault ;_;
[01:44] Wendy PM?
[01:44] Keileon But Shadow what about Mokou?
[01:44] Keileon *shot*
[01:45] Cerberus Don't marry her, Shadow!
[01:45] Cerberus You can do so much better
[01:45] Shadow Legitimate loling
[01:45] crazE Cerb's just jealous
[01:45] crazE go ahead
[01:45] Wendy Oh lol I just realized what he meant by that
[01:45] Cerberus I am /peanut/ /butter/ and jelly, crazE
[01:45] Keileon >Cerby
[01:45] Wendy I'm so slow ;w;
[01:45] Keileon >Peanut butter
[01:46] Keileon . . .
[01:46] crazE I hope you realize everyone in this room loses brain matter every twenty seconds after you make a bost
[01:46] Cerberus You are
[01:46] crazE post*
[01:46] Cerberus what you eat.
[01:46] Keileon I think in this case
[01:46] Cerberus And you bitches have forced peanut butter into my mouth so many times
[01:46] crazE that means Shadow's a cock
[01:46] Cerberus LOL
[01:46] Keileon It's "You are what you glomptongue"
[01:46] Keileon LMFAO
[01:46] crazE peruvians eat chicken right?
[01:46] Keileon No
[01:46] crazE . . .
[01:46] Keileon They eat potatoes
[01:46] crazE then what did shadow mean by...
[01:46] crazE ....
[01:47] Keileon [01:39] Shadow I love my girlfriend, but those potatoes man.
[01:47] crazE he didn't want my chicken?
[01:47] Cerberus LOLWAT
[01:47] Dark walks in, hangs his hat up, then immediately turns around, puts his hat back on and walks out the door.
[01:47] Cerberus LOLDARK
[01:47] Keileon loldark
[01:47] Wendy dark you forgot your keys
[01:47] Shadow Dark, we all know that you can't walk out. You're rooted to the bathroom floor.
[01:47] Shadow Nice try though
[01:47] Cerberus LOLSHADOW
[01:47] crazE LEL
[01:47] Keileon LMAO
[01:48] Keileon Wait I thought he was a panda now
[01:48] Dark Fuck you, I'm a chamber pot with legs. :V
[01:48] Keileon strangest image of a panda with a toilet for a head
[01:48] Cerberus Dark
[01:48] Cerberus Tell us
[01:48] Cerberus How do you keep your porcelain so shiny?!
[01:49] Dark Vim
[01:49] Cerberus Strangest image of Russia... I-I don't even want to talk about it
[01:49] Cerberus Inzader Vim
[01:49] Keileon Dark do you have to flush when you eat
[01:50] Wendy C-Chamber pots eat shit though
[01:50] Dark flushes an apple.
[01:50] Dark That answer your question?
[01:50] Keileon k
[01:50] Keileon but wouldn't that get stuck in your...
[01:50] Wendy Dark ilu
[01:50] Keileon ...
[01:50] Wendy <3
[01:50] Keileon What do you call your throat?
[01:50] Shadow closes the bathroom door
[01:50] Shadow Alright
[01:50] Shadow Stop
[01:51] Dark LOL
[01:51] Shadow Talking to toilets is not healthy
[01:51] Cerberus LOL
[01:51] Keileon Shadow
[01:51] Keileon This is #CoE
[01:51] Keileon Stop trying
[01:51] Dark Nor is that warehouse full of lolis you have, Shadow.
[01:51] Keileon It's a warehouse now?
[01:51] Shadow I'm willing to believe all of you aren't retarded
[01:51] Shadow I have hope
[01:51] Dark I mean look at them, you've crammed them all in there. The thing's about to burst.
[01:51] Shadow Goddamn
[01:51] Shadow It's a ship
[01:51] Shadow A flying ship
[01:52] Shadow That crosses dimensions
[01:52] Shadow How many times I have to say it?
[01:52] Wendy What's hopes for if they aren't meant to be shattered, Shadow?
[01:52] Cerberus Aren't?
[01:52] Shadow This is why Zio secretly left
[01:52] Wendy I /TRIED/!
[01:52] Wendy sobs and runs away
[01:52] Cerberus YOU HAD ONE JOB, GIST
[01:52] Cerberus ONE JOB.
[01:53] Shadow LOL.
[01:53] Keileon LOL
[01:53] Shadow Everytime I read that
[01:53] Dark Hey Khya
[01:53] Shadow My mind trails back to that one scene in SR
[01:53] Shadow For some reason
[01:53] Dark remember when we were getting paid to work at CoU?
[01:53] Keileon Which scene-- LMFAO THAT
[01:53] Keileon The Cult, Incorporated
[01:53] Cerberus I don't remember it ;_;
[01:53] Cerberus Char's dream?
[01:54] Keileon You weren't around
[01:54] Cerberus I was talking to Shadow
[01:54] Keileon o
[01:54] Shadow What the fuck are you talking about, Dark? Clearly we are losing stock market values as we speak.
[01:54] Keileon LOL
[01:54] Dark LOL
[01:54] Keileon The stock market fluctuates. You don't even have to do anything and they'll go up again.
[01:54] Dark Giga needs to get back from his sex life in the form of a state already.
[01:55] Shadow Why am I discussing this with Dark? He's the guard.
[01:55] Keileon pulls out a chart with a jagged line on it
[01:55] Keileon This explains everything, guys
[01:55] Dark Hey I get paid too.
[01:55] Keileon Ignore the fact that it is drawn in crayon
[01:55] Dark Mostly for keeping Flem out, but still.
[01:55] Shadow What if I keep on drawing it but higher above?
[01:55] Shadow Is it going to change anything?
[01:56] Shadow That's how charts work, right?
[01:56] Dark why are the gains in red crayon
[01:56] Keileon Yeah, we get more money
[01:56] Dark ...
[01:56] Dark Khya
[01:56] Keileon what
[01:56] Dark You're holding it upside down.
[01:56] Dark Tard.
[01:56] Keileon o
[01:56] Keileon flips the chart
[01:56] Keileon Okay now you can draw the line
[01:57] crazE everyone here is talking about managing the money and the expenses
[01:57] Dark How much do we have in the Pirate Hat Reserve Fund?
[01:57] crazE and yet no one has anyone doing anything
[01:57] crazE how do you even
[01:57] Keileon Um...
[01:57] Keileon checks
[01:57] Keileon three dollars
[01:57] Dark okay who blew $20 of that
[01:58] Shadow Clearly we need to draw more charts that saw we're getting money to get money.
[01:58] Shadow that say*
[01:58] Keileon Bt I'm out of crayons
[01:58] Keileon *But
[01:58] Shadow Dark go buy crayons
[01:58] Dark Go look in Homer Simpson's brai-- I mean the Clown Room for more.
[01:58] Keileon OR
[01:59] Keileon More workers mean more money right
[01:59] Keileon CERBY YOU'RE HIRED GO SELL SHIT
[01:59] Shadow cerby pls
[01:59] Dark go sell Giga Labs brand action figures
[02:00] crazE that only sells one action figure
[02:00] Dark (Mysterious Visor and Condom head props sold seperately)
[02:00] crazE and it's actually a blow-up doll.
[02:00] Keileon LMAO
[02:01] Cerberus Guys I'm already pulling my weight in Cult, Inc.
[02:01] Cerberus I have a very successful ice cream shop.
[02:01] Keileon Good, good
[02:01] Keileon Now sell cars on the side and we'll be going somewhere
[02:02] Cerberus So
[02:02] Cerberus We sell cars
[02:02] Dark Cult, Inc. subsidiaries: Giga Labs Corporation, Cerby's Ice Cream Parlor
[02:02] Cerberus Work hard
[02:02] Cerberus And then buy cars of our own so we can get somewhere
[02:02] Keileon Hey that's not a bad idea
[02:02] Cerberus We just can't buy our own cars.
[02:02] crazE actually it's the other way around
[02:03] crazE people have to buy /you/ cars
[02:03] crazE and then you sell them back
[02:03] crazE for a discount price
[02:03] Cerberus Brilliant!
[02:03] Keileon And then we take over the market on the eastern seaboard
[02:04] Dark Hey we should make guns and sell them to Nienearcl
[02:04] crazE see, if I were still in the business, I'd be making this stuff print us green. Green, after all, is my outer-skin color and my inner goodness pigment
[02:04] Wendy ... licks ... Cerberus?!
[02:04] crazE what have you done gist
[02:04] crazE cerb is allergic to saliva
[02:04] Keileon Dark you're the guard is it safe for someone to lick our employees
[02:05] crazE Cult, Inc. is gonna sue you
[02:05] Cerberus IT BURNS
[02:05] Keileon Apparently not
[02:05] crazE Dark you fail
[02:05] Dark My job is only keeping Flem out
[02:05] Keileon You're fired and rehired to be an actual guard.
[02:05] crazE Cerberus ONE JOB.
[02:05] Cerberus Wait
[02:06] Cerberus Do we have the money to rehire him/
[02:06] Cerberus 8?
[02:06] Keileon no, 9
[02:06] Cerberus LOL
[02:06] Dark 999 MP
[02:06] Keileon And yeah I mean it's not like the chart was for nothing
[02:07] crazE as a retired Shareholder with no real influence at all, I demand to see the Flying Colorful Obliteration Act to be put back into full use
[02:08] Dark that will me 999 Million Pesos, pls
[02:08] Keileon Your demand will be briefly considered at the next meeting
[02:08] Keileon And then denied
[02:08] crazE hands Dark an american dollar
[02:08] Dark LOL
[02:08] Keileon You know what happened /last/ time we had the act in effect. ._.
[02:08] crazE I fully acknowledge the risk
[02:09] Dark I vote for the reintroduction og the Vector Act
[02:09] =-= Dark was booted from #CoE by YOU (NO NOT THAT AGAIN)
[02:09] -->| Dark (Dark@hidden-gsdrso.barrettxplore.com) has joined #CoE
[02:09] =-= Mode #CoE +v Dark by ChanServ
[02:09] Keileon Welcome back.
[02:09] Dark #VectorAct2013
[02:09] Dark #BabyDifficulty
[02:09] Shadow I approve of this notion
[02:09] crazE I'm really tempted to see what's in the second channel
[02:10] Keileon excuse me but do you want another vending machine to go through our window
[02:10] Dark Jack: no worse than going through 15 fridges because a ravenous fox-thing keeps eating them all
[02:10] Keileon ... okay which fox are we talking about
[02:11] crazE I'd like to promote the installation of Chamber Castle (c) Loli Dispenser machines in all Cult, Inc. office buildings
[02:11] Keileon Hmmm
[02:11] Keileon Exclude Florida and you have a deal
[02:11] crazE the amount of loli-lesss employees is too high
[02:12] crazE Florida is perpetually on the blacklist of every proposal, naturally
[02:12] crazE hence why Giga is never invited to these board meetings
[02:12] crazE and yet I am
[02:12] Keileon Mainly because they take forever to come to a vote on said proposals
[02:13] crazE I propose the use of the Flying Colorful Obliteration Act on Florida.
[02:13] Dark florida's run by blueberries anyway
[02:13] Keileon Meanwhile, I suggest we also start a horse breeding share
[02:13] Shadow Guys
[02:13] Shadow Guys
[02:13] Keileon What
[02:14] Dark and conversely an animal carousel making one
[02:14] Shadow I know I'm supposedly the boss and all
[02:14] Keileon We're having a meeting
[02:14] Shadow But I have an important question
[02:14] Shadow What does this company do?
[02:14] crazE ...
[02:14] crazE gets up
[02:14] crazE Shadow
[02:14] Keileon I thought you were the critic and I was the leader--
[02:14] crazE please get out.
[02:14] Keileon ...
[02:14] Shadow B-but
[02:14] Keileon We
[02:14] Keileon Do stuff?
[02:14] Shadow ...
[02:14] Keileon I guess?
[02:14] crazE grabs Shadow, walking to the window
[02:14] crazE Valerie
[02:14] Keileon We make money
[02:14] Shadow slaps crazE away
[02:14] Keileon That's all that counts
[02:14] Shadow Bitch please
[02:14] Shadow I do that myself
[02:15] Dark Quick, someone get Vector!
[02:15] Shadow opens window
[02:15] crazE Valerie: *walks up to Shadow and punches him out of the window*
[02:15] Shadow steps out
[02:15] Keileon ...
[02:15] Dark *box of Vector drops from the ceiling*
[02:15] Dark . . .
[02:15] Dark not that Vector.
[02:15] Keileon . . .
[02:15] crazE This company is losing too much revenue
[02:16] Dark also fuck that box of Vector was supporting Fallen's room
[02:16] Keileon That would be solved
[02:16] Keileon If like
[02:16] Dark oh well, not like he ever shows up for work anyway
[02:16] Keileon You stopped making Val punch people out windows
[02:16] Keileon I mean the /property damage/
[02:16] Keileon The costs are so high out here
[02:16] Dark The repairman already hates us
[02:16] Keileon And that
[02:16] crazE she is a vital asset
[02:16] crazE if she didn't destroy everything
[02:17] crazE where would our morals lie?
[02:17] Shadow There are morals here?
[02:17] crazE how did you get back up here
[02:17] Shadow And yes, I am still here, don't question it
[02:17] Keileon If she didn't destroy everything
[02:17] Shadow I said don't fucking question it
[02:17] Keileon We would have more money
[02:17] crazE that's quite false, actually
[02:17] Shadow Oh great, do we need to fire people?
[02:17] Wendy gags crazE and drags him off to her closet
[02:17] Keileon Craz I'm the one with the chart I obviously know what I'm talking about
[02:18] Keileon ...
[02:18] Shadow Why.
[02:18] Keileon Okay that works
[02:18] Dark says the one who was holding it upside down
[02:18] Shadow But she has a chart
[02:18] Keileon I CORRECTED THAT
[02:18] Shadow It automatically means she knows what she's doing
[02:18] Keileon ^
[02:18] Keileon Look I even have this!
[02:18] Keileon takes out a laser pointer
[02:18] Dark Oh yeah? Well have a powerpoint FULL of useless charts! *turns on the projector*
[02:19] Keileon psst dark look
[02:19] Dark im not a cat
[02:19] Nate http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HEfpDdei7fk#at=538
[02:19] Keileon shines laser pointer-- aww
[02:19] Keileon nate we're having a very important business meeting
[02:19] Nate ok
[02:19] Keileon please be productive
[02:20] Cerberus How can we make
[02:20] Dark in which khya tries to deny that cult inc is bleeding money
[02:20] Cerberus more
[02:20] Cerberus money, Nate?
[02:20] Cerberus Bleeding
[02:20] Cerberus Must be Espira's fault.
[02:20] Keileon Where are those crayons I was supposed to get 20 minutes ago?
[02:20] Shadow Is Espira even working here?
[02:21] Dark pulls a lever and boxes of crayons fall on Khya.
[02:21] Keileon ... apparently?
[02:21] Keileon AAAAA
[02:21] Keileon dark dammit stop doing that
[02:21] Keileon Anyway
[02:21] Keileon draws the line higher
[02:21] Dark *a bald guy then falls on Khya*
[02:21] Dark ... so that's where cereal guy wenty
[02:21] Dark -y
[02:21] Keileon WE DON'T HAVE CEREAL
[02:21] Keileon GO AWAY
[02:22] Keileon Dark throw him out
[02:22] Dark squints
[02:22] Dark oh wait it's just an inflatable Giga
[02:22] Keileon oh
[02:22] Keileon ...
[02:22] Keileon throws inflatable out window
[02:22] Dark (what the fuck are we even doing)
[02:23] Keileon ... Hm. Dark's right, what are we doing? We should be spending resources on ads.
[02:23] Keileon Everyone falls for those television ads
[02:23] Cerberus I know what makes a great ad, pick me!
[02:23] Dark How did you even hear thaT
[02:24] Keileon Hyperbole, statistics, propaganda
[02:24] Dark you're not jude
[02:24] Keileon Because, Dark
[02:24] Keileon I have A Chart
[02:24] Dark Charts make you psychic?
[02:24] Keileon Yes.
[02:24] Cerberus And the laser pointer gives her telekinesis
[02:24] Keileon Don't tell the Pepsi company though
[02:25] Keileon Cerby, go make some ads
[02:25] Cerberus Yes!
[02:25] Cerberus All I need
[02:25] Keileon Dark, clean up these crayons, I only needed one box
[02:25] Cerberus are some half-wits with great bodies.
[02:25] crazE Cerb, keep selling those Cult Dodges
[02:26] Keileon Cerby, you can find them in the high school a few blocks away
[02:26] Dark pulls the lever again and a trap door opens under the crayons... and Khya.
[02:26] Dark Shit.
[02:26] Keileon GODDAMMIT
[02:26] Cerberus dodges crazE and runs out the door
[02:26] Keileon *from below* Great, now I have to take the elevator back up.
[02:26] Dark aw crap that goes into the clown room
[02:27] Keileon reappears out of the elevator
[02:27] Keileon You were saying?
[02:27] Wendy walks in
[02:27] Wendy surveys the chaos
[02:27] Keileon ...
[02:27] Shadow You work here?
[02:27] Cerberus finds Eebit in the high school
[02:27] Shadow How did you get in?
[02:27] Wendy sighs and goes back in the closet
[02:28] Cerberus Yes, he'll do nicely...
[02:28] Keileon We have a closet?
[02:28] Shadow There is no goddamn closet
[02:28] Wendy Second floor, last door to the right.
[02:28] Wendy it's a broom closet
[02:28] Dark pushes a button and a pinapple proceeds to hit crazE in the head
[02:28] Keileon oh
[02:28] Wendy and my home for the last ten years.
[02:28] Keileon Why did we even /install/ that button
[02:29] Wendy shuts the door.
[02:29] Shadow Who made the floor plan?
[02:29] Dark We have a muffin button too apparently
[02:29] Shadow I don't remember half of the facilities here
[02:29] Keileon Goddamn I feel like a character in 30 Rock
[02:30] Keileon I'm pretty sure the floor plan was made by the builders
[02:31] Keileon Anyway!
[02:31] Cerberus returns to the meeting room, dragging a stupefied Eebit
[02:31] Keileon puts The Chart on a tripod stand
[02:31] Cerberus We found our model for the ads!
[02:31] Keileon Perfect
[02:31] Cerberus Where are the cameras...?
[02:31] Keileon Downstairs
[02:31] Cerberus A-And how do I operate them....?
[02:31] Keileon Production room
[02:32] Keileon The tech guy whose name I can't be bothered to learn will help you
[02:32] Dark Jack: It's four letters, seriously?
[02:32] Keileon No not you
[02:32] Shadow You're forgettable.
[02:32] Keileon Also that
[02:32] Keileon Oh well
[02:33] Keileon Current project
[02:33] Keileon draws a $ on the chalkboard
[02:33] Keileon points laser at Eeb
[02:33] Keileon How can we turn that
[02:33] Keileon points laser at $
[02:33] Keileon Into that
[02:33] Keileon This is Cerby's job
[02:33] Shadow I suggest alchemy
[02:33] Keileon Yes, yes, but then that's one use only
[02:34] Cerberus I can sell locks of his hair for obscene prices
[02:34] Shadow I thought that was the same case for all whores like Eebit
[02:34] Keileon Better, but what if he runs out?
[02:34] Keileon Do we breed more of them?
[02:34] Cerberus I think we could manage that
[02:34] Shadow Draw another chart of his hair
[02:35] Dark Just plant him in the ground; Eebits naturally grow in the soil here.
[02:35] Keileon I think The Chart only works with money
[02:35] Keileon Yeah, good point!
[02:35] Keileon If you can plant lolipops of course you can plant people
[02:36] Keileon Cerby, go take care of either breeding more or planting the one we have
[02:36] Cerberus I'll take care of him planting him!
[02:36] Cerberus I'm real good at burying bodies...
[02:37] Keileon Remember to leave a hole for him to breathe
[02:37] Cerberus ...Nice of you to point out.
[02:37] Keileon Next.
[02:37] Keileon The FCO Act.
[02:38] Shadow crazE needs to explain the details
[02:38] Keileon I feel it is too much of a gamble, but I'll let Craz make his case
[02:39] Keileon If he's even still with us...
[02:39] Shadow Is he even alive
[02:39] Keileon Craz?
[02:39] Keileon CrazE?
[02:39] Cerberus I may or may not have used his body for compost
[02:39] Keileon ... dammit
[02:40] Cerberus I'm sorry, it just seemed logical at the time
[02:40] Cerberus It's okay, though!
[02:40] Keileon Well, in that case
[02:40] Dark the Vector Act?
[02:41] Keileon I'll just say the last time we passed FCOA we had so many fucking dragons flying around even I got sick of it
[02:41] Cerberus We could do it again
[02:41] Cerberus But this time
[02:41] Cerberus Make the dragons
[02:41] Keileon Please explain how the Vector Act could help us, Dark
[02:41] Cerberus into a carousel ride.
[02:42] Keileon ... make money off that
[02:42] Keileon But
[02:42] Keileon We'll lose more money
[02:42] Keileon Have you /seen/ how much those things eat
[02:42] Dark The Vector Act, while inflating certain persons' egos, makes them more effective at their jobs.
[02:42] Shadow Can we just kill the dragons and set up a fine restaurant
[02:43] Keileon I'm pretty sure that's illegal
[02:43] Keileon We don't have the lawyers for that
[02:43] Shadow More the reason
[02:43] Shadow Well shit, can't we hire lawyers?
[02:43] Keileon Do you want us to get sued?
[02:43] Keileon We need more money for that!
[02:44] Keileon ... We can kill the dragons and pretend it's steak?
[02:44] Keileon I mean
[02:44] Shadow How long can we put up the act with that?
[02:44] Keileon Fast food places fry grease and pretend it's meat
[02:44] Shadow Good point
[02:45] Keileon If they can do that we can pretend that dragon meat is finely smoked steak
[02:45] Keileon Mimring's off taking care of one of our assets so he'll be fine
[02:46] Keileon Alright!
[02:46] Keileon Reinstate the FCOA
[02:46] Keileon When we're done, kill the dragons and pretend it's steak
[02:46] Keileon Perfect.
[02:46] Shadow And set up fine restaurants to get money?
[02:46] Keileon And before anyone catches on we'll have our lawyers
[02:47] Keileon Yes exactly
[02:47] Shadow Good