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How is the above user going to die?

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Eebit, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. Fairly self-explanatory. Gogogogogogogogogogogo
     
  2. mauled by angry lemmings
     
  3. polar bear

    EDIT:
    ninja'd

    cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds
     
  4. Jason'll eat her :(
     
  5. you found my fetish

    also: dies from learning my fetish
     
  6. Poisoned by yours truly
     
  7. Gets swallowed by their own intelligence... or something... whatever- Espy dies for being too smart.
     
  8. Gets hunted down by the real Dullahan..>>
     
  9. Loses their fine-ness and are cast from the fine-bitch throne into the pits of mediocrity.
     
  10. Celty Sturluson comes in and scythes you for being a poser Dullahan
     
  11. Buried alive... in mud.
     
  12. (<3)
    @Rose dies in a library of old age after reading every book in existence. You're welcome.
     
  13. I go supernova and destroy ZEJ

    there are no survivors
     
  14. Accidentally destroyed ask.com instead. Sacrificed self for the greater good.
     
  15. Moon Moon dies in a space ship on her way to becoming among the first to colonize the moon
     
  16. NO. ROSE. HOW COULD YOU!?
    ROSE DESTROYS ALL BOOKS IN EXISTENCE AND LIVES WITHOUT THEM FOR YEARS IN SUFFERING BEFORE DYING OF OLD AGE.
    moon was gon' colonize the moon mahn
     
  17. Moon gets eaten by a pack of rabid moon gerbils while trying to colonize said moon.
     
  18. Moshi burns their cash and goes on a journey of self discovery to Alaska where they are unprepared and freeze to death in an abandoned bus.

    Cookie if you can figure out who did this
     
  19. Sean Penn? Lol I think that's right anyway.

    Rose becomes queen of Greenland, tragically falling down a fishing hole and getting gummed to death by the famous Greenland shark... Because the shark is old...
     

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