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Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Eebit, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. "I know. I need to use the bathroom."
  2. "My friend thinks you're one of those white guys who says they're "1/24 Native American" but I'm telling him he's wrong so how much Native American are you?"
  3. "It's a floater, but you're the chemistry expert, shouldn't my shit sink"
  4. "Hey pooper whacha doin tomorrow?"
  5. "Indeed they are! Just let me know what you'd like when you're ready, bbcakesnobesawababe."
  6. "Bath tub strips from Walmart"
  7. However, unlike Oblivion Ring, cards like Colossal Whale have a single ability that creates two one-shot effects: one that exiles the creature when the ability resolves, and another that returns the exiled card to the battlefield immediately after Colossal Whale leaves the battlefield.

  8. seriously fuck Oblivion Ring man
  9. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Fiend Hunter + Cartel Aristocrat. I run Alesha in EDH and it's my favorite combo in the deck. Outside of Pentavite + Cathars' Crusade
  10. float magic bird float
  11. It may seem strange, but people really do love their laxative.
  12. "Thanks so much :)"

    I feel like this would make a really weird, cryptic headstone message
  13. I win because Obama is more meme than Lincoln
  14. "Tokyo Ghoul is amazing."
  15. *texting brother about NaNoWriMo*

    want to see me describe someone vomiting in a whopping 70 words?
  16. May DK3 forever touch your heart.
  17. "They called this dude Tripod"
  18. "Made it back safely"

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