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What would you do if you woke up in bed next to the user above?

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by LaTyrannia, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. *screams bloody murder*
  2. Question both my sanity and my existence...

    then probably start typing some Java.
  3. . . .

    Let's just say there would be a lot of cuddling... FoE style.
  4. …"I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason bringing something we must learn, for we are led to those who help us most to grow—if we let them, and we help them in return!"
  5. Since we need things to do, and there aren't that many Interest Checks (Unless you count my desperate please as IC's)- BUMP ALL THE MEMES FORUM GAMES AND/OR SPAM ISLAND THINGS!

    1. Wonder if this is because Muddy shipped us in "I SHIP IT"
    2. Check if clothed- if yes, go to 3, if no, go to 4
    3. assume nothing happened- "Sup Bro. Want breakfast." stop this chain here, at 3.
    4. Punch Espy's face
    5. If dead, go to 6, if alive, go to 7
    6. Wrap in garbage bag, throw out window. Stop chain here, at 6.
    7. Stuff in UPS box, poke holes, ship to Antarctica with a note saying "HOW COULD YOU. WE WEREN'T EVEN MARRIED".

    When I do things- I do them properly.
    As in-
  6. I'll, uh, just, uh, leave now if that's okay by you.

    Please don't hurt me.
  7. Pulls Muddy back. does lap pillow. Pets Muddy like cat.

    "I always wanted a slave cat..."

    snaps collar onto Mudd's neck.

    "I shall call you Rose#2 Mudd-Butt..."

    petting intensifies.
  8. Welp, I guess this is my life now.

  9. Feeds Muddy treats.
    Grins evilly-
  10. * Keileon goes back to sleep
  11. *Moon goes to sleep... While awkwardly cuddling Keileon bevause I always cuddle things in my sleep.
  12. *rolls over and wraps an arm around Moon, huffing softly in my sleep.*
  13. Wake up, probably cough, get up to go piss while not giving two shits who witnesses the horror of morning wood
  14. /Throws a lamp at you and runs away.
  15. I'd probably be alarmed at who just broke a lamp and scooted out of my room
  16. I'd probably be alarmed that you aren't actually a sentient flower and that those pictures really aren't just you catfishing us with some random Canadian boy
  17. [​IMG]
  18. I'd wonder how I slept without getting crushed by that giant metal body.
  20. Accidentally interrupt seductive wink because I've either replaced Silver or appeared somewhere nearby on the bed. Well, this is awkward.

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