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Real Life Eebit (The Jake Fryer Experience)

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Jan 9, 2014.

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  1. This is just the cutest topic.
     
    #21 Rose, Feb 25, 2014 at 10:12 PM
  2. "My immune system is thug level."
     
    #22 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Feb 28, 2014 at 8:27 AM
  3. "Those who can't do, teach, so what am I supposed to do!?!"
    *cowers in corner*
     
    #23 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Mar 1, 2014 at 3:15 AM
  4. Jacob: Ew. You double space after periods?
    Krista: Yeah...? That's how it is supposed to be. Unless I'm trying...
    Jacob: *leans in close*
    Krista: *leans in expecting a kiss*
    Jacob: Peasant.
     
    #24 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Mar 8, 2014 at 10:25 PM
  5. [​IMG]

    one of my shining moments of lucidity
     
    #25 Eebit, Jul 5, 2014 at 10:03 AM
  6. "Only I can be slutty Buzz."
     
    #26 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Nov 3, 2014 at 7:56 AM
  7. would just like to note that double-spacing after periods is 1. ugly 2. seriously dated and 3. should only be used with monospaced font, if at all.

    :>
     
    #27 Keileon, Nov 3, 2014 at 10:11 AM
  8. Best Thing material right here.
     
    #28 Nebulon Ranger, Nov 4, 2014 at 12:27 AM
  9. Might I just say double-spacing is ugly, full-stop.
     
    #29 Zygardia, Nov 8, 2014 at 11:48 AM
  10. "I'd make sweet sweet love to it."  (When talking about what he would do if given a comma pillow)
     
    #30 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Nov 20, 2014 at 7:48 AM
  11. Jacob. You scandalous mofo you. Or should I say comma fo.
     
    #31 Rose, Nov 22, 2014 at 5:20 AM
  12. What can I say? I love me some commas.
     
    #32 Eebit, Nov 22, 2014 at 11:31 AM
  13. Conversation on going to Disneyland/world

    "Promise.  Promise we'll go to both."
    "What if I hate the first one."
    "Then we'll break up."  (Say this with Jacob-esqe serious vigor)
     
    #33 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Dec 9, 2014 at 7:23 PM
  14. LOL.

    What a coincidence, too. My family and I are trying to save up to go to both, as well. I've been to Land... when I was one. Needless to say, it's time to revisit the glory that I once claimed and don't remember at all. 
     
    #34 Jonno, Dec 21, 2014 at 3:46 AM
  15. *Krista criticizes the gross lack of support in Jacob's bed*
    "I'm going to hang up now bye.... You're just wrong.  An an asshole.  My bed is great." 

    ...

    "Would you want to have sex on a trampoline?"
    "YES! Would you not?"
    "No."
    "You're so boooring."
     
    #35 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Jan 21, 2015 at 6:42 AM
  16. dafuq who doesn't want to bang on a trampoline
     
    #36 CodasterTheDisaster, Jan 21, 2015 at 1:17 PM
  17. The bed saga continues:

    "You're such a whiny baby... The whiniest of all the babies."
     
    #37 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Jan 28, 2015 at 5:26 AM
  18. #RelationshipGoals
     
    #38 Rose, Jan 28, 2015 at 10:50 AM
  19. Last night I gave Jacob my half of the hotel payment in cash.  This is what followed:

    "I feel like the man people rap about."
    *gleefully throws all of the cash into the air*
    After struggling to find the last five dollar bill I find it over a metre away. 
    He says, "Now HOW did that get over there???"

    He also whined for twenty minutes about having to walk me home.
     
    #39 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, May 3, 2015 at 6:19 AM
  20. Had the lovely experience of Jacob singing a multi-verse song about flipping a shirt right side out, to the tune of 'Happy And You Know It' .  The final verse included a line about me having great boobs but still having to fix the shirt.
     
    #40 whitesubtitlesoncanadianwinter, Jun 13, 2015 at 9:12 AM
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