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OH U.

So Goliath got me addicted to this SHIT that I shamelessly enjoy. ._.

 

Great. Now I'm addicted. Thanks.

 

I love that game. The Magnolia Skype group plays it a lot.

 

You'll have to let me know next time there is a game Rose. I've been playing with random people all day. Safe to say I'm hooked.

 

Bringing this back up because I still play it from time to time on Skype/Google Hangouts with some friends of mine. We'll have to get a good ol' game of this going again, just for shits and giggles. And record it with the voice chat. Goooood times. Goooood times.

 

Providedddddddd we get a better means of communication that doesn't drop our call instantaneously, would people be interested in playing a game of BGO later tonight, perhaps with voicechat?

 

if I can get this server running. I have class tonight, so it might be a bit late.

 

I'm down for that. Tinychat may work.

 

Lots of text, but this game was so wurf.

Spoiler: PART ONE

#Rose has joined the game!
Tentacle has joined the game!
#Jake has joined the game!
#Yddum has joined the game!
#Nexerus has joined the game!
Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
My Achievements
Players with an account can obtain achievements in this game!
Let the games begin!
#Nexerus may start!
#Nexerus rolled 7.
#Nexerus rolled 6.
#Nexerus had a Roll Streak of 2!
Jukebox: Stevie Nicks - Edge Of Seventeen
#Nexerus became a Paladin.
#Rose rolled 7.
#Rose became an Assassin.
Tentacle rolled 8.
Tentacle became a Barbarian.
#Jake rolled 9.
*** #Jake caught a Pixie!***
#Jake became a Priest.
Observer Zantok is now observing the game.
#Yddum rolled 8.
#Yddum rolled 12.
#Yddum had a Roll Streak of 2!
Observer #blackout is now observing the game.
#Yddum became a Priestess.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 7.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Priestess #Yddum back 9 spaces with his Hammer.
Paladin #Nexerus received a Watermelon.
Paladin #Nexerus bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus bought a Glue Mine at the Engineering Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus bought a pair of Night Vision Goggles at the Engineering Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus ate his Watermelon, ran 2 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
Assassin #Rose rolled 6.
Paladin #Nexerus spit a Watermelon Seed at Assassin #Rose! Assassin #Rose got knocked back 1 space.
Barbarian Tentacle let loose a savage roar!
Assassin #Rose fled to space 22.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Assassin #Rose back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
Priest #Jake fled to space 22.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Priest #Jake back 8 spaces with his Hammer.
Priestess #Yddum fled to space 22.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Priestess #Yddum back 6 spaces with his Hammer.
Paladin #Nexerus spit a Watermelon Seed at Priestess #Yddum! Priestess #Yddum got knocked back 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose received a Magic Carrot.
Paladin #Nexerus spit a Watermelon Seed at Assassin #Rose! Assassin #Rose got knocked back 2 spaces.
Paladin #Nexerus spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest #Jake! Priest #Jake got knocked back 1 space.
Barbarian Tentacle used her Leap to jump to space 18.
Glue Mine buried.
Assassin #Rose put a Potion in her inventory.
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 12.
Barbarian Tentacle received a Watermelon.
Barbarian Tentacle moved forward 11 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle ate his Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
Paladin #Nexerus charged his Hammer with holy might.
Priest #Jake rolled 10.
Assassin #Rose sprinted 7 spaces forwards.
Paladin #Nexerus threw his Holy Hammer at Barbarian Tentacle, who became incapacitated.
Priest #Jake received a Banana.
Priest #Jake felt good and moved 10 spaces forwards.
Priest #Jake ate his Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
Priestess #Yddum rolled 9.
Assassin #Rose tried to assassinate Paladin #Nexerus. Paladin #Nexerus got incapacitated.
Priest #Jake carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
Priestess #Yddum received a Banana.
Assassin #Rose ate her Magic Carrot and moved forward 3 spaces and gained Arcane Vision.
Priestess #Yddum received an auto-resurrection from Gandalf the White.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Priestess #Yddum threw her Hand Grenade to space 31.
Assassin #Rose got knocked 7 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Priest #Jake got knocked 6 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Paladin #Nexerus skipped a turn.
Assassin #Rose skipped a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle skipped a turn.
Priest #Jake skipped a turn.
Priestess #Yddum skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 5.
Assassin #Rose gave Priestess #Yddum a Free Drink...
Barbarian Tentacle spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest #Jake! Priest #Jake got knocked back 2 spaces.
Priest #Jake used Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest #Jake! Priest #Jake got knocked back 1 space.
Jukebox: Micheal Henry and Justin Robinett - Hallelujah
Barbarian Tentacle spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest #Jake! Priest #Jake got knocked back 1 space.
Paladin #Nexerus used his Hookshot but didn't hit anyone.
Paladin #Nexerus found a Time Travel Condom.
Assassin #Rose shot Paladin #Nexerus 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Assassin #Rose rolled 10.
Assassin #Rose found a Torch and entered the Cave.
Paladin #Nexerus aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Assassin #Rose and moved to space 24.
Assassin #Rose found a Crystal Formation in the Cave.
Barbarian Tentacle socketed her Ordinary Ring with a Dark Crystal and created a Ring of Roll Streak!
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 4.
Barbarian Tentacle stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle has an account balance of 25 Rupees.
Priest #Jake rolled 10.
Priest #Jake found a sword in the ninja temple.
Priestess #Yddum skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 5.
Paladin #Nexerus's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Paladin #Nexerus moved forward 9 spaces.
Assassin #Rose rolled 8.
Assassin #Rose slipped on Priest #Jake's Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
Assassin #Rose rolled 5.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Assassin #Rose back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
#Rose had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Rose stood at a crossroads.
Priestess #Yddum is going to the Future Shop!
Priestess #Yddum ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
Paladin #Nexerus threw his Delicious Cake to space 40.
* Barbarian Tentacle ran to it. NOM!
Assassin #Rose didn't enter the dark room.
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 12.
Paladin #Nexerus's Glue Mine exploded!
Assassin #Rose got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Priestess #Yddum got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 8.
Tentacle had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Rose shot Paladin #Nexerus 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Paladin #Nexerus is going to the ACME Shop!
Priestess #Yddum's Spellsteal spell failed. The target had no magic buffs.
Barbarian Tentacle is going to the Church!
Barbarian Tentacle gets another turn!
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 6.
Barbarian Tentacle brought his Relic to the Church.
Assassin #Rose shot an arrow at Priest #Jake, but missed.
Priest #Jake rolled 8.
Assassin #Rose shot Priest #Jake 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Priest #Jake stood at a crossroads.
Priest #Jake joined the Cowboys! Yeehaw!
Priest #Jake entered the Cowboy town.
Priest #Jake entered the saloon.
Priest #Jake had sex with The World's Ugliest Dog in the Dark Room. Sick!
Priestess #Yddum skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 8.
Paladin #Nexerus aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Sick Priest #Jake and moved to space 52.
Sick Priest #Jake ordered his Pixie to prepare the Scales of Justice spell.
Sick Priest #Jake ordered his Pixie to cast Scales of Justice. Priestess #Yddum moved forward 20 spaces. Barbarian Tentacle moved back 20 spaces.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Paladin #Nexerus!
Assassin #Rose shot Priestess #Yddum 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Paladin #Nexerus ordered his Pixie to prepare the Empowered Dice spell.
Paladin #Nexerus ordered his Pixie to grant himself Empowered Dice!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sick Priest #Jake!
Paladin #Nexerus bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
Assassin #Rose skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus plays a bit with his Sword.
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 11.
Barbarian Tentacle complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle used her Leap to jump to space 57.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 7.
A pig fell on Sick Priest #Jake's head!
Sick Priest #Jake pierced Barbarian Tentacle's chest with his Sword.
Priestess #Yddum rolled 4.
Priestess #Yddum rolled 7.
#Yddum had a Roll Streak of 2!
Jukebox: Bruce Faulconer - Gohan Fights Frieza
Priestess #Yddum bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 5.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Barbarian Tentacle back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Sick Priest #Jake back 8 spaces with his Hammer.
Sick Priest #Jake used Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 10.
#Nexerus had a Roll Streak of 2!
Paladin #Nexerus stood at a crossroads.
Priestess #Yddum used her Magic Star.
Assassin #Rose rolled 12.
Assassin #Rose rolled 9.
Assassin #Rose rolled 9.
#Rose had a Roll Streak of 3!
Assassin #Rose stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Assassin #Rose was redirected to the brothel.
Assassin #Rose disgusted a gigolo and went back 11 spaces.
Sick Priest #Jake used his Crystal Meth and gained extreme focus!
Sick Priest #Jake gained Dehydration. Better drink something fast!
Assassin #Rose mutilated Barbarian Tentacle's corpse with her Sword.
Barbarian Tentacle peacefully rots away. (1)
Assassin #Rose mutilated Barbarian Tentacle's corpse with her Sword.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 3.
Sick Priest #Jake got infected with Chlamydia.
Sick Priest #Jake removed his curses with Holy Water. (No curses!)
Sick Priest #Jake drank a liquid and is no longer Dehydrated!
Priestess #Yddum rolled 4.
Paladin #Nexerus used his Divine Blessing on Sick Priest #Jake, removed his Chlamydia and gained Empowered Dice!
#blackout has left the game.
Jukebox: The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless
Priestess #Yddum stood at a crossroads.
Priestess #Yddum got dragged forward 14 spaces by a wave.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Assassin #Rose with her Magic Star Effect.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Barbarian Tentacle with her Magic Star Effect.
Barbarian Tentacle was dead and did not become incapacitated.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Sick Priest #Jake with her Magic Star Effect.
Sick Priest #Jake was immune and did not become incapacitated.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 6.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 7.
#Nexerus had a Roll Streak of 2!
Paladin #Nexerus took the bucket from the lolrus.
Assassin #Rose skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus threw his Hand Grenade to space 65.
Priestess #Yddum got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Assassin #Rose with her Magic Star Effect.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Barbarian Tentacle with her Magic Star Effect.
Barbarian Tentacle was dead and did not become incapacitated.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Sick Priest #Jake with her Magic Star Effect.
Sick Priest #Jake was immune and did not become incapacitated.
Barbarian Tentacle is safely tucked underground. (2)
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 4.
Sick Priest #Jake received a Dark Scroll: Blind.
Paladin #Nexerus threw his Hammer at Sick Priest #Jake, who had to skip a turn.
Sick Priest #Jake was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Sick Priest #Jake killed Priestess #Yddum, who ran 10 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum moved through Assassin #Rose.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Barbarian Tentacle with her Magic Star Effect.
Barbarian Tentacle was dead and did not become incapacitated.
Priestess #Yddum got back to life thanks to the Ankh Of Resurrection!
Priestess #Yddum's Magic Star Effect revived Priestess #Yddum.
Sick Priest #Jake used Resurrect on Priestess #Yddum. Priestess #Yddum received an Ankh of Resurrection for one turn.
Priestess #Yddum rolled 9.
Priestess #Yddum knew the answer and received 1 speed.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 10.
Paladin #Nexerus received a Dark Scroll: Living Bomb.
Paladin #Nexerus stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Sick Priest #Jake used his Dark Scroll to blind Priestess #Yddum!
Paladin #Nexerus got dragged forward 7 spaces by a wave.
Assassin #Rose skipped a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle rejoined the living!
Barbarian Tentacle knew the answer and received 1 speed.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 7.
Sick Priest #Jake put a Glue Mine in his inventory.
Assassin #Rose sprinted 9 spaces forwards.
Priestess #Yddum rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Priestess #Yddum knocked over Barbarian Tentacle with her Magic Star Effect.
Sick Priest #Jake used Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum's Ankh of Resurrection wore off.
Glue Mine buried.
Priestess #Yddum received a Dark Scroll: Weaponize.
Priestess #Yddum used her Dark Scroll to give everybody weapons!
Sick Priest #Jake ordered his Pixie to prepare the Inverted Dice spell.
Sick Priest #Jake ordered his Pixie to cast Inverted Dice on Paladin #Nexerus!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose!
Jukebox: The Birthday Massacre - Video Kid
Priestess #Yddum learned the Man Mode skill!
Paladin #Nexerus is gonna use his Gun.
Assassin #Rose ordered her Pixie to prepare the Inverted Dice spell.
Assassin #Rose ordered her Pixie to cast Inverted Dice on Paladin #Nexerus!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Paladin #Nexerus!
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 6 with inverted dice.
Paladin #Nexerus lost his Inverted Dice.
Paladin #Nexerus missed Assassin #Rose, who ran 10 spaces.
Assassin #Rose is gonna use her Gun.
Paladin #Nexerus threw his Hand Grenade to space 72.
Sick Priest #Jake got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Priest #Jake was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Assassin #Rose rolled 7.
Priestess #Yddum activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
Priestess #Yddum threw her Hand Grenade to space 58.
Assassin #Rose got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle got knocked 7 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Priest #Jake got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Priest #Jake was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Priestess #Yddum got killed by a Hand Grenade!
Priestess #Yddum's Magic Star Effect revived Priestess #Yddum.
Assassin #Rose received a Dark Scroll: Evil Barrier.
Priestess #Yddum's Man Mode has ended.
Assassin #Rose used her Dark Scroll to cast Evil Barrier on Paladin #Nexerus!
DUEL TIME!
Sick Priest #Jake is gonna use his Improbability Device.
Priestess #Yddum missed Assassin #Rose.
Paladin #Nexerus ordered his Pixie to prepare the Laser spell.
Paladin #Nexerus ordered his Pixie to aim a laser backward!
* Assassin #Rose's Sword and Night Vision Goggles got burned!
* Barbarian Tentacle's Ring of Roll Streak and Parachute got burned!
* Sick Priest #Jake's Hand Grenade and Roc's Feather got burned!
* Priestess #Yddum's Holy Water and Banana Peel got burned!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sick Priest #Jake!
Assassin #Rose missed Priestess #Yddum.
Priestess #Yddum killed Assassin #Rose in a Gun Duel.
Barbarian Tentacle skipped a turn.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 9.
Priestess #Yddum is experiencing lag.
Sick Priest #Jake used his Improbability Device and feels hungry!
Sick Priest #Jake is gonna use his Gun.
Paladin #Nexerus used his Dark Scroll to turn himself into a Living Bomb!
Priestess #Yddum rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Barbarian Tentacle threw her Hand Grenade to space 64.
Priestess #Yddum got killed by a Hand Grenade!
Priestess #Yddum's Magic Star Effect revived Priestess #Yddum.
Priestess #Yddum's Magic Star Effect wore off after three successful resurrections.
Barbarian Tentacle has earned
[Precision Bombing]!
Priestess #Yddum found 8 Rupees.
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
Priestess #Yddum is going to the Pawn Shop!
Paladin #Nexerus is going to the Magic Shop!
Sick Priest #Jake ordered his Pixie to prepare the Scales of Justice spell.
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 7 with inverted dice.
Sick Priest #Jake ordered his Pixie to cast Scales of Justice. Barbarian Tentacle moved forward 20 spaces. Paladin #Nexerus moved back 20 spaces.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Barbarian Tentacle!
Paladin #Nexerus lost his Inverted Dice.
Paladin #Nexerus pierced Priestess #Yddum's chest with his Sword.
Paladin #Nexerus bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus used his Dark Wand to steal Sick Priest #Jake's Sword with the Steal Item spell.
Assassin #Rose is safely tucked underground. (1)
Paladin #Nexerus charged his Hammer with holy might.
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Barbarian Tentacle has earned
[Bank Error]!
Barbarian Tentacle earned 1225 Rupees from the Bank!
Barbarian Tentacle has earned
[Bazillionnaire!]!
Barbarian Tentacle has earned
[Bazillionnaire!]!
Barbarian Tentacle let loose a savage roar!
Sick Priest #Jake fled to space 83.
Paladin #Nexerus fled to space 55.
Barbarian Tentacle received a Dark Scroll: Curse of Lesser Resurrection.
Jukebox: Street Fighter IV - Abel
Barbarian Tentacle found a flask of Holy Water.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 6.
Barbarian Tentacle used his Dark Scroll to curse Paladin #Nexerus with the Curse of Lesser Resurrection.
Sick Priest #Jake's Glue Mine exploded!
Barbarian Tentacle got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Priestess #Yddum got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Priestess #Yddum was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Paladin #Nexerus got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Barbarian Tentacle ordered her Pixie to prepare the Cursed Wounds spell.
Barbarian Tentacle ordered his Pixie to curse Sick Priest #Jake with Cursed Wounds!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose!
Sick Priest #Jake dispelled Cursed Wounds from himself.
Sick Priest #Jake missed Paladin #Nexerus, who ran 11 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum is still dead. (1)
Paladin #Nexerus skipped a turn.
Assassin #Rose peacefully rots away. (2)
Barbarian Tentacle is going to the Magic Shop!
Barbarian Tentacle skipped a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle used her Leap to jump to space 79.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 4.
Barbarian Tentacle is gonna use her Gun.
Sick Priest #Jake bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
Sick Priest #Jake bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
Sick Priest #Jake released his Explosive Sheep backward.
Priestess #Yddum is safely tucked underground. (2)
Paladin #Nexerus rolled 2.
Paladin #Nexerus smacked Assassin #Rose back 21 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
Paladin #Nexerus's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Paladin #Nexerus resurrected Priestess #Yddum with his Curse of Lesser Resurrection.
Paladin #Nexerus activated the Board Game Of Thrones reference event!
Paladin #Nexerus became a Targaryen!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen walked into the Cave near the City over the Narrow Sea.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen tried to steal the dragon's hoard and got killed by the dragon.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen exploded on space 46. No one got hit.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen died and lost all diseases (Evil Barrier: Magic Disease).
Assassin #Rose is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Priestess #Yddum resurrected Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen!
Jukebox: The Photos - Irene
Assassin #Rose became a Targaryen!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen walked to the Beach near the City over the Narrow Sea.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen walked across the Beach and found a message in a bottle.
Barbarian Tentacle rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Barbarian Tentacle became a Lannister!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister chose to go to the Brothel in Lannisport.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister found a Time Travel Condom.
Sick Priest #Jake rolled 3.
Sick Priest #Jake's Crystal Meth Focus wore off.
Sick Priest #Jake became a Targaryen!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen walked to the Beach near the City over the Narrow Sea.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen walked across the Beach and found a Fairy Crystal.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is gonna drink her Potion.
Priestess #Yddum rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Priestess #Yddum became a Baratheon!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to prepare the Nature's Blessing spell.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to cast Nature's Blessing. All players received 2 pieces of fruit or vegetables.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen gained an additional piece.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priestess #Yddum Baratheon!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 75!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got knocked 13 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon found a Fish in the Kitchen in Storm's End.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ate her Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
Eat Dat Watermelon
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ate his Watermelon, ran 2 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 1 space.
ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister removed her STDs with her Time Travel Condom. (No STD's!)
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ate his Watermelon, ran 2 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 2 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 2 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to prepare the Spell Shield spell.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to cast Spell Shield on herself.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose Targaryen!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 2 spaces.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 9.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Watermelon, ran 2 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Hammer at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen, who had to skip a turn.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 7.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Dark Scroll to mark Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen for Death!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received Roc's Feather because of her Liquid Luck.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen skipped a turn.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 11.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to prepare the Living Bomb spell.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen found a Torch and entered the Cave.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to turn Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen into a Living Bomb!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priestess #Yddum Baratheon!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen went 11 spaces forward on the Batmobile.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ate her Magic Carrot and moved forward 3 spaces and gained Arcane Vision.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ate her Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 8.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 1 space.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 1 space.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen! Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked back 1 space.
Jukebox: The Who - Who Are You
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received a Hand Grenade.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got infected with Gonorrhea.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen used Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister charged his Light Wand with Speed Boost at the Magic Shop.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed forward but didn't hit anyone.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 7.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen received a Hand Grenade.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to prepare the Nature's Blessing spell.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to cast Nature's Blessing. All players received 2 pieces of fruit or vegetables.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon gained an additional piece.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose Targaryen!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used her Dark Wand to steal Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Pumpkin with the Steal Item spell.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen failed to assassinate anyone. Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen was too far away.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen found a sword in the ninja temple.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ate his Lemon and ran 2 spaces forward.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Lemon and ran 3 spaces forward.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ate her Lemon and ran 2 spaces forward.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ate her Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ate her Lemon, ran 3 spaces forward and removed her Gonorrhea.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon spit a Watermelon Seed at Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen! Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got knocked back 1 space.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ate her Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon spit a Watermelon Seed at Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen! Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got knocked back 1 space.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to cast Death on Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen, but Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen deflected the spell!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priestess #Yddum Baratheon!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ate his Lemon and ran 3 spaces forward.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon spit a Watermelon Seed at Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen! Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got knocked back 2 spaces.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen used his Divine Blessing on himself, removed his Curse of Lesser Resurrection and Evil Barrier: Magic Curse and gained Empowered Dice!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon slit Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen in half with her Blue Lightsaber.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon mutilated Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's dead body with her Blue Lightsaber.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ate his Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought the Pawn Shop owner's Night Crystal.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Barbarian Tentacle Lannister! Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked back 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is gonna use her Diss Card: Ensnare.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought the Pawn Shop owner's Book: Bear Behaviour.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Barbarian Tentacle Lannister! Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked back 1 space.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Barbarian Tentacle Lannister! Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked back 2 spaces.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Barbarian Tentacle Lannister! Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked back 1 space.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to prepare the Wealth spell.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen resurrected Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to cast Wealth. Everyone received 6 Rupees! Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received 12 Rupees!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose Targaryen!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought the Pawn Shop owner's Reflective Shades.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon put on some Reflective Shades! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen pierced Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's chest with his Sword.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to prepare the Living Bomb spell.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 5.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 8.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to turn Barbarian Tentacle Lannister into a Living Bomb!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen!
#Nexerus had a Roll Streak of 2!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received a Fish.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ate his Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got shot by U.N. soldiers.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 9.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen's diss card slowed Barbarian Tentacle Lannister by 1 space per turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 11.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ordered his Pixie to prepare the Blessing Of Vengeance spell.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ordered his Pixie to bless himself with the Blessing of Vengeance.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose Targaryen!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received a Hand Grenade.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen threw his Hand Grenade to space 116.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister missed Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen, who ran 11 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister threw her Hand Grenade to space 81.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked 5 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's corpse was blown high into the air.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen skipped a turn.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon reincarnated as a cow.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen! Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got knocked back 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen spit a Watermelon Seed at Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen! Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got knocked back 2 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen skipped a turn.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to prepare the Curse of Riches spell.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to curse Barbarian Tentacle Lannister with the Curse of Riches!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priestess #Yddum Baratheon!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 10.
A pig fell on Assassin #Rose Targaryen's head!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 5.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen failed to use Hammer Of Justice, because he didn't have a Hammer.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got cursed with Curse of Riches by Saruman the Grey.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister removed his curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Riches)
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ruminated and gained 2 karma.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon is human again.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to prepare the Curse of Lesser Resurrection spell.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen threw her Hand Grenade to space 101.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to cast Curse of Lesser Resurrection on Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen, but Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen deflected the spell!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose Targaryen!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 4.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 11.
#Nexerus had a Roll Streak of 2!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen relaxed at the Asian Pond at the Ninja Temple.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon starts reading her Book: Bear Behaviour.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen filled his Bucket with water at the Asian Pond.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to prepare the Polymorph spell.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ordered her Pixie to cast Polymorph on Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen, but Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen deflected the spell!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Barbarian Tentacle Lannister!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got hit by Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 9.
Jukebox: The Ting Tings - Fruit Machine
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ordered her Pixie to prepare the Life Link spell.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is experiencing lag.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ordered his Pixie to cast Life Link on Assassin #Rose Targaryen, but Assassin #Rose Targaryen deflected the spell!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister is gonna use his Improbability Device.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen skipped a turn.

 

Had to split into two posts because apparently I don't have infinite lines in a post XD

Spoiler: PART TWO

Assassin #Rose Targaryen used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Hammer, which knocked her unconscious and 6 spaces forward.
- Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Sword
- Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Hammer
- Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Bucket of Water
- Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Time Travel Condom
- Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Sword, which pierced her chest.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen died.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen was dead and did not become incapacitated.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon spit a Watermelon Seed at Assassin #Rose Targaryen's corpse.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen dispelled Curse Of Riches from himself.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received a Fish.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used his Leap to jump to space 124.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a pair of Night Vision Goggles at the Engineering Shop.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ordered his Pixie to prepare the Inverted Dice spell.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ordered his Pixie to cast Inverted Dice on Barbarian Tentacle Lannister!
The Pixie has escaped and flown away!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 8.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen GOT RICK ROLLED!
Rick Roll
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen charged his Hammer with holy might.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen likes being dead. (1)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 6 with inverted dice.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister lost his Inverted Dice.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used his Improbability Device and feels hungry!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 6.
***Gold Rush!***
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received 28 Rupees.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received 29 Rupees.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen received 31 Rupees.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received 40 Rupees.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received 29 Rupees.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen received a Dark Scroll: Death.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen used his Dark Scroll to murder Barbarian Tentacle Lannister!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister exploded on space 118. No one got hit.
Jukebox: E.S. Posthumus - Arise
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen was shot back 18 spaces by Pirates!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon read a book and learned the Bear Behaviour feat.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 5.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Hand Grenade to space 111.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 5 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister is safely tucked underground. (1)
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon resurrected Barbarian Tentacle Lannister!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 7.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 5.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is not hungry anymore.
#Jake had a Roll Streak of 2!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used his Light Wand to cast Speed Boost on Priestess #Yddum Baratheon, increasing speed by 4 for 3 turns.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen missed Barbarian Tentacle Lannister, who ran 16 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon skipped a turn.
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen shot himself to space 104 with his ACME Rocket and died!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got knocked 6 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon is going to the Future Shop!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is still dead. (1)
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen took out a life insurance.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 7.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen used Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen murdered Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen with her Murder skill.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen countered the kill with Blessing of Vengeance! Assassin #Rose Targaryen died.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received 28 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got killed by Saruman the White.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen exploded on space 93!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen was blown to pieces by Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Living Bomb!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon was blown to pieces by Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Living Bomb!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen was blown to pieces by Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Living Bomb!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen peacefully rots away. (2)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister is going to the Magic Shop!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rots in peace. (1)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 5.
Jukebox: Judee Zee - [COVER] KILL la KILL - Light Your Heart
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister charged her Light Wand with Revive at the Magic Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used her Light Wand to revive Priestess #Yddum Baratheon!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen reincarnated as a spotted hyena.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got killed by uncle Gnarly.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 5 + 5 = 10.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon lost the Speed Boost.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received a Dark Scroll: Inverted Dice.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Tractor Beam Generator at the Future Shop.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon attracted Barbarian Tentacle Lannister with her Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 12 spaces back.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon knocked all her enemies 4 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon smacked Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen back 9 spaces with her Hammer.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon knocked all her enemies 2 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon overcharged her Space Capacitator and got knocked back 14 spaces.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is back alive!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is going to the ACME Shop!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Dark Scroll to cast Inverted Dice on Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received a Dark Scroll: Inverted Dice.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen used his Dark Scroll to cast Inverted Dice on Barbarian Tentacle Lannister!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used her Dark Wand to steal Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Parachute with the Steal Item spell.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Hand Grenade to space 104.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister let loose a savage roar!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon fled to space 77.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen fled to space 77.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen smacked Priestess #Yddum Baratheon back 8 spaces with his Hammer.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen peacefully rots away. (2)
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Hammer at Priestess #Yddum Baratheon, who had to skip a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen shot himself to space 91 with his ACME Rocket and died!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got killed by the Rocket!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen reincarnated as a cow.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got resurrected!
Jukebox: Doctor Who - Davros Theme
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received a Dark Scroll: Detonation.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen used her Dark Scroll to activate all explosives with her Detonation!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen's Hand Grenade exploded!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got killed by a Hand Grenade!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's corpse was blown high into the air.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen likes being dead. (2)
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Improbability Device and gave everyone Pocket Balls!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 4 with inverted dice.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen lost his Inverted Dice.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ruminated and gained 2 karma.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is human again.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rots in peace. (1)
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen tried to use Divine Blessing on himself but he had no curses or diseases on him!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister peacefully rots away. (2)
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rejoined the living!
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen received a piece of Lumpy Space Candy.
Jukebox: Oxhorn - Work Work Zug Zug Dabu
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen entered the Cowboy town.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen entered the saloon.
Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen had sex with Olivia Wilde in the Dark Room. Mucho Macho!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ate his Lumpy Space Candy, moved forward 6 spaces and got the Lumpy Space Hiccups. Man, that tasted purple!
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Spell Shield wore off.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen plays a bit with his Pocket Ball.
Priestess #Yddum Baratheon had sex with Zooey Deschanel in the Dark Room. Such a Seductress!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 7.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen entered the deadly pyramid.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen found the Treasure of the Pharaoh!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received the Curse of the Pharaoh.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen caught a Scorpion with his Pocket Ball!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen died in the Pyramid.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister lives once more!
Jukebox: Chrono Trigger - Decisive Battle With Magus
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received a Dark Scroll: Death.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a pair of Hypno Glasses at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Spider Mine at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a pair of Night Vision Goggles at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Teleporter at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Glue Mine at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Signal Jammer at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister successfully smashed her Hypno Glasses with her Hammer and created Broken Glass.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is going to the Medieval Market!
Glue Mine buried.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 9.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon activates her Signal Jammer. The Signal Jam makes controllers malfunction when used for 2 rounds!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Bow & Arrows at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen released his cow forward.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon found a Torch and entered the Cave.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Blue Lightsaber broke because it was out of energy.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon smacked Barbarian Tentacle Lannister back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon caught a cold from Sneezy.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen peacefully rots away. (1)
Assassin #Rose Targaryen lives once more!
The Signal Jam makes Barbarian Tentacle Lannister's Glue Mine malfunction.
Jukebox: Da Vinci'ss Notebook - Title Of The Song
Assassin #Rose Targaryen used Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used her Leap to jump to space 88.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen showed Ace Ventura her empty Pocket Ball.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 6 with inverted dice.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister lost his Inverted Dice.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received an Ankh of Resurrection at the Church.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen attacked Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen with her Sword, but Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen deflected the attack with his Shield.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen set Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen on fire and knocked him back 2 spaces with her Torch.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen threw away her used up Torch.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 9.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's cow ran over himself and Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen, who have to skip a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Blue Egg consumed the flames! A Blue Dragonling hatched from it!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister released her Explosive Sheep forward.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen failed to assassinate anyone. Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen was too far away.
It's not your turn, Barbarian Tentacle Lannister. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen accepted a drink from ship's captain!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen drank vodka and staggered back 10 spaces.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is drunk.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen sent his Blue Dragonling after Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon. Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got slowed by 5 for 2 turns!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen clicked for Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon)
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 6 - 4 = 2.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen clicked for Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon)
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon found a ticking Bomb...
...and threw it to Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen...
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen could not throw away the Bomb and exploded.
The Signal Jam ends.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 7.
Jukebox: Elliott Smith - Angeles
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received a Chocolate Bar.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen caught the Lolrus with her Pocket Ball!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 7.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen ate her Chocolate Bar and moved forward 8 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister is not hungry anymore.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister accepted a drink from ship's captain!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen skipped a turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's cow ran over Assassin #Rose Targaryen, who has to skip a turn.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 5 - 4 = 1.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot an arrow at Assassin #Rose Targaryen, but missed.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon smacked Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen back 7 spaces with her Hammer.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon felt warmer again and gained 5 speed.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 98!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen couldn't shoot Assassin #Rose Targaryen: out of range.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Barbarian Tentacle Lannister 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received a piece of Lumpy Space Candy.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen used his Pocket Ball on nothing.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ate her Lumpy Space Candy, moved forward 5 spaces and got the Lumpy Space Hiccups. Man, that tasted purple!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon whacked the Lever and turned on the Reinforcements Activation Panel.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used the Reinforcements Activation Panel to give everyone a Green Dragon Egg.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is back alive!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen charged his Hammer with holy might.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Torch to set herself on fire.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon threw away her used up Torch.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received a Chocolate Bar.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen ate his Chocolate Bar and moved forward 8 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got jealous and moved 3 towards Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen smacked Barbarian Tentacle Lannister back 18 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got jealous and moved 3 towards Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got jealous and moved 2 towards Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen used his Pocket Ball to send a Scorpion after Assassin #Rose Targaryen. Assassin #Rose Targaryen got stung by the scorpion and died!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister threw her Spider Mine to space 84.
The Spider Mine will be powered up to explode in 15 seconds!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen reincarnated as a pigeon.
Your Spider Mine can now be activated!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen hatched too soon and died.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister activated her Spider Mine and it scuttled towards Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen and exploded!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got killed by a Spider Mine!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got killed by a Spider Mine!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon died and lost all diseases (Common Cold).
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got killed by a Spider Mine!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 11.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 8.
***Gold Rush!***
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received 31 Rupees.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received 32 Rupees.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen received 35 Rupees.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received 38 Rupees.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received 33 Rupees.
Tentacle had a Roll Streak of 2!
Jukebox: Taylor Swift - Tim McGraw
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received a Chocolate Bar.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister ate her Chocolate Bar and moved forward 8 spaces.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a pair of Hypno Glasses at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Spider Mine at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Glue Mine at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister released his Explosive Sheep forward.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon clicked for Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen)
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is still dead. (1)
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Green Egg consumed the flames! A Green Dragonling hatched from it!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon likes being dead. (1)
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Assassin #Rose Targaryen likes being dead. (1)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Assassin #Rose Targaryen clicked for Barbarian Tentacle Lannister)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 8.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister put a Glue Mine in her inventory.
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Assassin #Rose Targaryen clicked for Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister wants to spend her 1139 Rupees.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon clicked for Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen)
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon clicked for Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen)
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon likes being dead. (2)
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is safely tucked underground. (2)
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is still dead. (2)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister threw his Spider Mine to space 89.
The Spider Mine will be powered up to explode in 15 seconds!
Your Spider Mine can now be activated!
Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Assassin #Rose Targaryen clicked for Barbarian Tentacle Lannister)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 9.
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen clicked for Barbarian Tentacle Lannister)
Warning: Connection temporarily disturbed, attempting to reconnect...
Jukebox: Aftermath - Prismatic
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister followed his running nose 11 spaces forward.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is sober again.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen lives once more!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen knew the answer and received 1 speed.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen caught the Nowai Owl with his Pocket Ball!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon resurrected thanks to Faith.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon GOT RICK ROLLED!
Rick Roll
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen lives once more!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen sent his Blue Dragonling after Barbarian Tentacle Lannister. Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got slowed by 5 for 2 turns!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister activated his Spider Mine too late and it was out of power.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen sailed 14 spaces along with the Pirates and got infected with Syphilis.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon is going to the Future Shop!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen tried to combine his Pocket Ball with a Blue Dragonling, but his Pocket ball already contained a creature!
ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen removed his STDs with his Time Travel Condom. (Syphilis)
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon sent her Green Dragonling after Assassin #Rose Targaryen. Assassin #Rose Targaryen became poisoned!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is going to the ACME Shop!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Nowai Owl says: 'Most bats are blind. NO WAI!'
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen bought a pair of Night Vision Goggles at the Engineering Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Hammer at Barbarian Tentacle Lannister, who had to skip a turn.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen bought a Spider Mine at the Engineering Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen threw her Spider Mine to space 100.
The Spider Mine will be powered up to explode in 15 seconds!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 131!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister smacked Assassin #Rose Targaryen back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen used Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon caught a Green Dragonling with her Pocket Ball!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Lumpy Space Hiccups wore off.
Glue Mine buried.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen received a Balaclava.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen moved backward 8 spaces.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
***Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon caught a Pixie!***
Assassin #Rose Targaryen activated her Spider Mine too late and it was out of power.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to prepare the Blink spell.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ordered her Pixie to Blink to space 107.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Rose Targaryen!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister let loose a savage roar!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon fled to space 100.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen fled to space 100.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen set Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon on fire and knocked her back 3 spaces with his Torch.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw away his used up Torch.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen can't stop touching her Hammer.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon can't wait to hit something with her Hammer.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Tractor Beam Generator at the Future Shop.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon attracted Barbarian Tentacle Lannister with her Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 14 spaces back.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon is gonna use her Improbability Device.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used his Leap to jump to space 110.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon smacked Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen back 9 spaces with her Hammer.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 4.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen used his Divine Blessing on himself, removed his Curse of the Pharaoh and gained Empowered Dice!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Pocket Ball to send her Green Dragonling after Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen. Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen became poisoned!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen is going to the Medieval Market!
Jukebox: College feat. Electric Youth - She Never Came Back
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon knocked all her enemies 4 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen received a pair of Boots.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister threw away his Broken Glass.
You don't have this item: Broken Glass
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Hand Grenade to space 105.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen skipped a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister felt warmer again and gained 5 speed.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon dispelled Empowered Dice from Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Sword at the Medieval Market.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister's Glue Mine exploded!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen pierced Assassin #Rose Targaryen's chest with his Sword.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Bow & Arrows at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a flask of Poison at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen bought a Ordinary Ring at the Medieval Market.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon skipped a turn.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon ran 2 spaces back while on fire.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Night Vision Goggles burned in the fire.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen skipped a turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen caught a Cow with his Pocket Ball!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen socketed his Ordinary Ring with a Fairy Crystal and created a Ring of Light!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen combined his Bow & Arrows with Poison and created the Poisoned Bow & Arrows.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen used his Pocket Ball to send a Cow after Barbarian Tentacle Lannister. The cow ran over Barbarian Tentacle Lannister, who has to skip a turn.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is safely tucked underground. (1)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's cow ran over himself, who has to skip a turn.
#Jake had a Roll Streak of 2!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen found a Time Travel Condom.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon 5 spaces back with a poisoned arrow up the butt!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got infected with Slow Poison for 3 turns with -1 speed.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon received a Shield.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Improbability Device and found a sleeping bear!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon caught the Bear with her Pocket Ball!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen 5 spaces back with a poisoned arrow up the butt!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got infected with Slow Poison for 3 turns with -1 speed.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Pocket Ball to send the Bear after Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 9.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon combined her Shield with her War Helmet and created the Spiked Shield!
Jukebox: Modest Mouse - We've Got Everything
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen went 23 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the White.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen caught Shadowfax with his Pocket Ball!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen 5 spaces back with a poisoned arrow up the butt!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen's Slow Poison length has been refreshed to 3 turns with -2 speed.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used his Dark Scroll to cast Death on Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen, but Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen deflected the spell!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen released Shadowfax from his Pocket Ball.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen is safely tucked underground. (2)
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 8.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister received Reflective Shades.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister put on some Reflective Shades! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister impressed a gigolo and went forward 16 spaces!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen skipped a turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's cow ran over Barbarian Tentacle Lannister, who has to skip a turn.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 9.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot a poisoned arrow at Barbarian Tentacle Lannister, but missed.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon's Lumpy Space Hiccups wore off.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen shot Barbarian Tentacle Lannister 5 spaces back with a poisoned arrow up the butt!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got infected with Slow Poison for 3 turns with -1 speed.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen pierced Barbarian Tentacle Lannister's chest with his Sword.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister got back to life thanks to the Ankh Of Resurrection!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon stood at a crossroads.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister smacked Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister can't wait to swing his Hammer.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen attacked Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon with his Sword, but Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon deflected the attack with her Spiked Shield.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's Sword broke.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen plays a bit with his Skinning Knife.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon smacked Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen back 9 spaces with her Hammer.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister tried to Hypnotize Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon, but it failed because Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon had a pair of Reflective Shades!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon charged her Light Wand with Acceleration at the Magic Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen entered the Academy Of Adventure.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Light Wand to cast Acceleration, increasing the speed of everyone. Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon gained +1 additional speed!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon charged her Light Wand with Save Point!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen subscribed to the Grenadier course.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen lives once more!
Assassin #Rose Targaryen received a Wizard Hat.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen entered the Academy Of Adventure.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen subscribed to the Bounty Hunting course.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister skipped a turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Jukebox: Zedd ft. Foxes - Clarity
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen ran into a bear...
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen caught the Bear with his Pocket Ball!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon used her Light Wand to protect herself with the Save Point spell.
Teleportation device locked on target.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 9.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen learned the Grenadier feat.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen used his Pocket Ball to send the Bear after Barbarian Tentacle Lannister.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen charged his Hammer with holy might.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen threw his Holy Hammer at Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon, who became incapacitated.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 8.
***Everyone ish drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
***Everyone is drunk!***
Assassin #Rose Targaryen used Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a TNT Set at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen smells his 19 Rupees.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen found a Shield.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon skipped a turn.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen rolled 10.
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen got owned by Gandalf.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen put a Glue Mine in her inventory.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister threw his Hand Grenade to space 107.
Assassin #Rose Targaryen got killed by a Hand Grenade!
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 9.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister tried to catch the Orly Owl, but it fizzled!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister used her Leap to jump to space 126.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister gets another turn!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister rolled 8.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister moved 15 spaces forward thanks to the U.N.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen skipped a turn.
Macho Sick Priest #Jake Targaryen's cow ran over Barbarian Tentacle Lannister, who has to skip a turn.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon overcharged her Space Capacitator and got knocked back 15 spaces.
Seductress Priestess #Yddum Baratheon moved back to space 108 due to Save Point.
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister won the game!
Barbarian Tentacle Lannister has earned
[Wealthy Winner Supreme]!
Paladin #Nexerus Targaryen is experiencing lag.
#Yddum has left the game!

@Rose @Zantok @Muddy @Eebit

 

Still want to know how the fuck you got so many damn rupees.

 

That's how XD

 

Seductress Priestess Yddum is best priestess.