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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by LaTyrannia, Dec 2, 2012.

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  1. I'm not sure how well these would work realistically because I've not seen anyone stupid enough to do so. 
    I can imagine several scenarios..
    However, I do enjoy reading these pick-up lines or having them tossed around for good fun xP 
    That being said, have you guys got any odd/cool/weird/nice pick-up lines to share? :D
    I've heard a few that actually stay in my memory, like

    "Hey baby, were you affected by the radiation in Japan? 'Cos you GLOWIN'"

    "Let's go back to my place before my Viagra wears off"

    "I'm too cocky? Put your hand in my pocket and you'll feel cocky too."

    "I'm good at Algebra; I can replace your x and you wouldn't need to figure out y"

    "You're just like a snowflake. You're beautiful, unique, and with a touch, you'll be wet."

    "You know what's beautiful? The first and last words I'm now telling you."

    "Do you like colouring? Because I last longer than a white crayon."
     
    #1 LaTyrannia, Dec 2, 2012 at 7:51 PM
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    #2 Eebit, Dec 18, 2012 at 6:31 AM
  3. "I was so enchanted by your good looks, that I fainted and hit my head. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes..."

    "People call me Walker, but you can call me tonight~"
     
    #3 Spaughtyena, Dec 19, 2012 at 6:57 AM
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    #4 LaTyrannia, Dec 20, 2012 at 12:21 AM
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    #5 crazE, Dec 20, 2012 at 5:03 PM
  6. I love you.
     
    #6 Jonno, Dec 24, 2012 at 12:04 AM
  7. Pokemon related, but still.

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    #7 Elegante, Dec 24, 2012 at 3:15 AM
  8. "Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass."
     
    #8 Eebit, May 24, 2013 at 4:08 AM
  9. "Hey, did you wash your pants with windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them"
     
    #9 Spaughtyena, May 25, 2013 at 3:29 AM
  10. Are you the SAT? Because I'd do you for three hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break for snacks.
     
    #10 Rose, May 25, 2013 at 4:51 PM
  11. Are you an Eebit? Because you're furry and short.

    B|
     
    #11 Jonno, Jul 12, 2013 at 8:06 AM
  12. b-but i'm (mostly) clean shaven and tall v_v
     
    #12 Eebit, Jul 15, 2013 at 10:49 PM
  13. Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you, but I should.

    Are you my math homework? Because I want to slam you on a table and do you all night long.
     
    #13 Rose, Jul 15, 2013 at 11:25 PM
  14. The word of the day is Legs. Now...lets go to my room so that we can spread the word.

    Yuri4laif.
    lelelelel
     
    #14 Red Starr, Jul 15, 2013 at 11:54 PM
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    Est-ce que tu as un plan? Je me suis perdu dans tes yeux.
     
    #15 Jonno, Jul 16, 2013 at 12:21 AM
  16. "Did you fall from the sky?...... Because your face looks fucked up."
     
    #16 Fallen, Jul 16, 2013 at 3:58 AM
  17. "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

    "No, but I skinned my knee when I crawled out of Hell."
     
    #17 Rose, Jul 16, 2013 at 4:24 AM
  18. Hey boy you look twice as sharp tonight.

    How 'bout we go to my place for some Major D.
     
    #18 Red Starr, Jul 16, 2013 at 4:35 AM
  19. If you were a potato, you'd be the best looking potato!
     
    #19 crazE, Jul 16, 2013 at 5:21 AM
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    #20 Eebit, Sep 19, 2013 at 4:44 AM
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