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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by LaTyrannia, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. I literally just used this to win a free advanced copy of the upcoming Mansions on the Moon EP. Pretty swank.
     
  2. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, because I just had to show it how you beautiful you are.
     
  3. "Baby, are you a Business Administrator? Because you make my firm get bigger!"
     
  4. I strangled 10 people to see your beautiful face and smile today.

    You special bitch you.
     
  5. Hey, Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!

    im so sorry
     
  6. "If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple"

    @crazE
     
  7. omg hnnnnng eebby take me
     
  8. Girl, are you a monomer of glucose, because DAMN you're sweet.
     
  9. From a friend of mine (edit: @Skolli ) scouring the Nintendo Miiverse for amusing posts from its members:

     
  10. hahahahahaha oh my god, I forgot about that one!

    "have you got any raisins? no? how about a date?" AYOO
     

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