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Breaking through the 4th wall with a 5th kick

Discussion in 'Comings and Goings' started by Quakernuts, May 15, 2014.

  1. HAH!  

    I'm just kidding...

    IT ONLY TAKES ME 1 KICK!  

    Also...Democracy?  Why is that a prefix, and better yet, why is their no z in there?  Democrazy?  Cause I totally love to blow shit up and would have that in front of everything!  Bah, who cares, you didn't come here to see that tag pop up in front of the awesome post that is about to befall your eyes!  You came for the pre-mentioned awesomeness right?  Right?!  

    Well screw you, I don't feel like grabbing the amazing sauce and splattering it all over this post so you're gonna have to deal, alright!  DAMN STRAIGHT!  

    Now, where was I before I got sidetracked with talks of explosive politics and jam?  Ah right!  

    HALLO PARTY ZEJUANS!  Yes I made it up, no you can't have it!  It's mine!  

    My name is Quakernuts, in case you can't read.  Also, if you can't read, your breath smells funny and that hairstyle is so last century, but by now you're just smiling and nodding and pretending not to stand out amongst your peers you daredevil you!  

    In case you haven't clued in yet, I'm not exactly the most sane of people to be around.  WHICH IS FINE!  Cause who wants to be around boring normal people, with their financially stable lives and average relationships that border on narcoleptic seizure inducing levels!  I say BAH to those people before punting them right in the knick knockers (Or knock knickers if you're a woman) and sending them flying all the way to Russia.  

    Why Russia? 

    WHY NOT RUSSIA?!  

    Ok...I really do need to get the basic information out of the way don't I?  Ok, let's go for a dead sprint of information before my brain sidetracks harder than a man about to show something on the computer to his family remembering he left the porn tab open...

    Dear Lord I did it again.  SPRINT HO!  

    I've been roleplaying online for about...7 years now?  Give or take a year or so.  I started off at Gaia, migrated over to Footsteps Of Ghosts, then to RPH, and now expanding over to ZEJ.  I like to think of myself as a very literate RP'er, and while I would like to say I'm not an elitist I know that it's going to come across like that to some people.  I apologize in advance if it seems that way for that is not my intention.  I know that I may seem like a raving lunatic at times, but I assure you that does not extend to my writing unless the character or situation directly requires it.  

    I'm an avid gamer, owning a 360, ps4, X1, and a decent gaming laptop so chances are if you say a game, I've played it at some point in time.  If you feel like playing a game at some point with a raving psychopath, hit me up and I'll give you my Gamertags.  Otherwise, I work as a IT consultant currently, generally bored out of my mind and OH GOD HERE COMES THE INSANITY AGAIN!  

    Ah, that's better.  All this sanity was boring the ever loving mother bumper out of me.  No it doesn't have to make sense, that's what makes it funny!  LAUGH OR DIE!  

    Nah, I wouldn't kill you...yet.  

    So, did you have fun listening to the boring pants version of me with a velcro patch instead of a MAN ZIPPER!  What the fuck was that supposed to mean?  Not entirely sure even from a lunatic point of view.  Oh well, I know what is needed here!  

    TIME TO WRAP THINGS UP!  

    *Saran Wraps the entire Thread*  

    Come at me mold!  Bring on the RP sandwiches and the tasty community steak!  

    QUAKER'S HERE!
     
  2. That was an adventure to read from start to finish and I now think of you as a hella rad rockstar. The Steven Tyler kind.

    Hi there! I'm Rose, kind of a big deal around these parts. You'll find plenty of interesting and slightly insane people here, and from that comes some hella rad RP plots. I'm sure you'll fit in just fine, but if you have any questions ask away!
     
  3. That was a wiiiilld ride from sta- oh Rose just said that.

    Well welcome! I'm still reeling from that entrance but you're a fucking cool person and make yourself at home!

    I'm generally called Espy so you can call me that and also excuse u the hell bich i came up with "ZEJians" first no you can't go do no appropriation of that and mutate it into "ZEJUANS" for copyright evasion PLS.
     
  4. OH HEY I KNOW YOU

    Hey Quaker! Glad to see you here.


    (I really need to go to RPH more...)
     
  5. OH UM ERRRRRR I MIGHT FEEL THE NEED TO QUALIFY AND/OR DISPUTE THIS DESCRIPTOR
     
  6. I think I like you.
     
  7. :O An insane, wild RPer????? YAY! Hi, I'm Starr and I'm the resident serpent that...does sky things. Yeah. You'll love it here!

    Make sure to check out the interest checks and current RPs going on if you feel like trying them out. And btw, have a good time here~ :)
     

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