ZEJ Cards Against Humanity Deck

OH BABY IT'S HAPPENING

Mayari, while I don't have any immediate contributions, this is hilarious and awesome. Kudos!

 

Random crap IDK:
Calls:
-ZEJ was secretly founded by ___.
-Take a shot when you see ___.
-All your ___ are belong to us!
-What if ___.
-Eebit's first love was ___.
-Cue the fireworks-___.
-I enjoy ___ and ___.
-___ is actually just ___.
-CALL THE POLICE-___!
-___? What's tha- ARGH, MY EYES!
-___? We're all gonna die!

Responses:
-Creeper Jonno
-VIEWS ON ME???
-Dwaggins!
-Giga doesn't like tacos!?
-Everyone here's a dumb crap.
-ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FM OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
-I write like a flower
-Who died and made you Cid the village idiot?
-Muddy
-Black-Moon posted an IC... again.
-Little did you know- I WAS PHONE.
-Kuda did something with Norse Mythology... Again...
-Shitposting!
-Pissing of admins!
-Romantic internet stalking!
-Admins
-Mods
-President
-A creeper
-Tyran in disguise
-Pokemanz
-Vatican Cameos!
-I'm 12 nd wat is this
-Puella Magi Madoka Magica

 

Black Cards
Mods are asleep, post ______
Shadow never posts in roleplays because of _____
Moon Moon's next RP: _____ meets _____
What does Eebit's hair feel like?

White Cards
Pokemon references
Risk of Rain
Blowing someone up in Board Game Online
Another Rose invitation for a game

 

White:
Shooting off a loaded gun while balls-deep in a squealing loli

 

Need moar black cards

 

Black:
-ZEJ's most guarded secret is that Eebit likes ___
-ZEJ user's agree that they would kill for ___
-I love you because ___
-I lost my virginity to ___
-If you come near me I'll kill you with ___
-Hands down, the best thing ever is ___
-Admins are red, Mods are blue, If I had a __, I'd use it to kill you
-___, EEEYYY LMAO

 

Black:
- ____: Serious. Fucking. Business.
- FLYING COLORFUL ____!
- And then ____ came in and hugged everybody!
- Being entirely open with your sexuality is key to understanding ____.
- People react in a predictable manner when ____ is brought up.

White:
- Shadow's inner circle of like-minded cronies.
- The weirdest boner.
- Literally taking a literal dump in the middle of the "serious" channel. Literally.
- Pseudointellectuals getting distracted by voice-recording technology.
- The Brave Little #CoEster.
- CerberusLycan's derpy third head.
- Running away from the community and deleting every post you have made for no discernible reason.

 

Black:
The newest #CoEster is ____.

White:
Tyrancomix



All I can think of right now.

 

Know what this needs?

Spoiler

 

Black:
- ___: #CoE's latest meme. Never mind! There's already the inside joke one.
- Today on Kuda learns about ___.
- The latest of the chatlogs no one reads has to do with ___.

Also, yeah, the card lists need to be pruned big time (and—sorry!—spell–checked).

White:
- Outbreaks of homosexuality and autism.
- Starr and her soap operas.

 

Black:
I read that as ____.

 

Black:
- The anime all of ZEJ has been watching lately is ____.
- The one thing everyone loves most about ZEJ is ____.
- Actually, ZEJ was conceived after a strange incident involving ____.
- Did I ever tell you about the time I met ____?
- David's new ritual to summon ____ requires ____ and ____.

White:
- Leaving and then coming back every other month.
- "Fuck yeah I'm gay."
- Autistic Block
- Netsplits
- El Cid
- 1% Chance
- Admins editing posts to reply
- Rose editing things out to be respectful of other wishes

 

Nazi Mod Scum...

 

sounds like a pretty scummy thing to do if you ask me