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Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by LaTyrannia, Sep 3, 2012.

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  1. The point of this game is to ask a stupid question, (e.g how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? And no, you can't use that one. Be original). The next poster gives a stupid or witty answer to the question, before asking their own stupid question.
    Get it? You got it.
    First question:
    What's the core temperature of ZEJ servers?
     
    #1 LaTyrannia, Sep 3, 2012 at 11:22 AM
  2. 101.2 degrees; the servers have a slight fever right now.

    Can I buy a vacation house on the moon on a teacher's salary?
     
    #2 CerberusLycan, Sep 4, 2012 at 10:21 PM
  3. Of course, you can buy anything with a teacher's salary!

    What's the airspeed velocity of a flying pig?
     
    #3 LaTyrannia, Sep 5, 2012 at 1:33 AM
  4. Depends, are we talking a domesticated farm animal, or a fierce, wild boar?

    Why did Mary eat a dozen pineapples, and five toothbrushes?
     
    #4 Electro, Sep 5, 2012 at 2:10 AM
  5. No idea, but Mary sure is a strange name for a goat living in Hawai'i.
    yes, I know pineapples don't actually grow in Hawai'i. just thought I'd make it easier to grasp--     that's what she said -- with a stereotype.

    If I wish really hard on a shooting star, will I be able to fly like a little woodland pixie?
     
    #5 CerberusLycan, Sep 5, 2012 at 10:46 PM
  6. Only if you're able to catch and consume said star.

    What would happen if I dressed up like a very unconvincing man and tried to hit on transvestites?
     
    #6 LaTyrannia, Sep 6, 2012 at 8:09 AM
  7. I can hear wedding bells already.

    Monty has four apples. Carly has three. Suddenly, a giant dragon swoops in and eats Carly in one gulp. Monty should totally take her apples, right?
     
    #7 CerberusLycan, Sep 6, 2012 at 9:19 PM
  8. Wrong, he should plant them and grow a new Carly.

    What will happen if I sow an Afti seed and water it with CerberusLycan juice? XD
     
    #8 Zygardia, Sep 7, 2012 at 5:55 AM
  9. Don't even go there.

    Is Wrong a direction?
     
    #9 crazE, Sep 8, 2012 at 3:16 PM
  10. Only if the previous statement was One Direction.


    Who would you go to for inseminating your digimon?
     
    #10 LaTyrannia, Sep 8, 2012 at 7:05 PM
  11. the Daycare.

    What's the middle letter of your grandpa's cousin's name?
     
    #11 crazE, Sep 9, 2012 at 3:21 AM
  12. 2.

    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck got hit by a bus.
     
    #12 Electro, Sep 9, 2012 at 3:56 AM
  13. Pants and 20 bundles of fine seasoned timber.

    How many pants can Zar'roc wear?
     
    #13 Zygardia, Sep 9, 2012 at 5:46 AM
  14. 20, but only on Sundays. None, otherwise.

    Does Eebit love Zantok? It's stupid, because we all know that the answer is yes already.
     
    #14 Jonno, Sep 9, 2012 at 6:12 AM
  15. Only if J00n0 is involved.

    But does J00n0 like 8Bit's hair?
     
    #15 Zygardia, Sep 9, 2012 at 8:47 AM
  16. Irrelevant, as alien hat fire.

    What is purple foot water?
     
    #16 Electro, Sep 9, 2012 at 8:56 AM
  17. Blood, sweat, tears, and urine produced by a native named Purple Foot.

    I'm hungry. Bring me a sandwich?
     
    #17 CerberusLycan, Sep 9, 2012 at 7:04 PM
  18. No,as I am no woman. (No offence to any women here, I needed something clever, I'm not actually a sexist prick.)

    What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
     
    #18 Electro, Sep 9, 2012 at 8:56 PM
  19. Phone sex.

    No seriously. What happened to the chicken? It was right here.
     
    #19 CerberusLycan, Sep 9, 2012 at 9:33 PM
  20. You must realize the truth, Neo. There is no chicken.

    How is an irresistible force meeting an immovable object phone sex?
     
    #20 Electro, Sep 9, 2012 at 10:46 PM
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