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Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by LaTyrannia, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. The point of this game is to ask a stupid question, (e.g how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? And no, you can't use that one. Be original). The next poster gives a stupid or witty answer to the question, before asking their own stupid question.
    Get it? You got it.
    First question:
    What's the core temperature of ZEJ servers?
  2. 101.2 degrees; the servers have a slight fever right now.

    Can I buy a vacation house on the moon on a teacher's salary?
  3. Of course, you can buy anything with a teacher's salary!

    What's the airspeed velocity of a flying pig?
  4. Depends, are we talking a domesticated farm animal, or a fierce, wild boar?

    Why did Mary eat a dozen pineapples, and five toothbrushes?
  5. No idea, but Mary sure is a strange name for a goat living in Hawai'i.
    yes, I know pineapples don't actually grow in Hawai'i. just thought I'd make it easier to grasp--
    that's what she said -- with a stereotype.

    If I wish really hard on a shooting star, will I be able to fly like a little woodland pixie?
  6. Only if you're able to catch and consume said star.

    What would happen if I dressed up like a very unconvincing man and tried to hit on transvestites?
  7. I can hear wedding bells already.

    Monty has four apples. Carly has three. Suddenly, a giant dragon swoops in and eats Carly in one gulp. Monty should totally take her apples, right?
  8. Wrong, he should plant them and grow a new Carly.

    What will happen if I sow an Afti seed and water it with CerberusLycan juice? XD
  9. Don't even go there.

    Is Wrong a direction?
  10. Only if the previous statement was One Direction.

    Who would you go to for inseminating your digimon?
  11. the Daycare.

    What's the middle letter of your grandpa's cousin's name?
  12. 2.

    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck got hit by a bus.
  13. Pants and 20 bundles of fine seasoned timber.

    How many pants can Zar'roc wear?
  14. 20, but only on Sundays. None, otherwise.

    Does Eebit love Zantok? It's stupid, because we all know that the answer is yes already.
  15. Only if J00n0 is involved.

    But does J00n0 like 8Bit's hair?
  16. Irrelevant, as alien hat fire.

    What is purple foot water?
  17. Blood, sweat, tears, and urine produced by a native named Purple Foot.

    I'm hungry. Bring me a sandwich?
  18. No,as I am no woman. (No offence to any women here, I needed something clever, I'm not actually a sexist prick.)

    What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
  19. Phone sex.

    No seriously. What happened to the chicken? It was right here.
  20. You must realize the truth, Neo. There is no chicken.

    How is an irresistible force meeting an immovable object phone sex?

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