What if Eebit Were a Cupcake?

What if @Eebit were a cupcake?
Would he be sweet?
Would he help me sweep my baby girl off of her feet?
With the sweet caress of his frosting up against our tongues
Will Eebit help me if he were a cupcake?

What if Eebit was a shark swimming the seven seas?
Would he jump up on deck and say "Fight me!"
Would I punch him in the nose to show that I knows
How to be a pretty cool dude for my sweetheart to see
Will Eebit help me if he were a shark?

Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit
Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit
Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit (Eebit Eebit)
Eebit Eebit Oh-Oh-Oh

The reality of this up-tempo love song
Is that Eebit in himself is still a beautiful man in his prime
He may say he's a helper but he's really a lover
Of every man and woman no matter deets of their life (and throughout space and time)

So come on sweetheart, love with me the many Faces of Eebit
Since Eebit already really loves you and me
You know Eebit is the force that keeps us united
And under Eebit everyone loves each other every day
We know Eebit is the only golden way

Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit
Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit
Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit (Eebit Eebit)
Eebit Eebit Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Ooooooooooooooh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh