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Submit to my Absolute Rule

Discussion in 'News & Announcements' started by Shadow, Apr 1, 2012.

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  1. Inferior dwellers of the lower realms of the land you call ZEJ, now that I have usurped power from the resident fag (aka Eebit) and dracophiliac (aka Kuda)--the conquest of this place is imminent now. Fuck this, it already happened. So yeaaaaah. I have changed--

    Wait.

    Much better. I have changed almost every forum to fit with my new standards and as to reflect how I feel about you all. Don't worry, tho, Eebit and Kuda were both fags who couldn't even do shit so obviously I'm much, much, much better than them. Astronomically so. Consider it a divine honor to have ZEJ be governed by me. I require of you to build a shrine for me so I can gather faith. Oh, and bring daily lolis as offerings. Your God shall be appeased if you do so.

    If you want to comment on how fucking /awesome/ I am, do so here.
     
    #1 Shadow, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:08 PM
  2. i love you
     
    #2 Eebit, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:20 PM
  3. Seriously? We're doing this joke again?

    *shrugs* Whatever. But I expect something out of this.
     
    #3 Lord X-Giga-X, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:30 PM
  4. [​IMG]

    SILENCE BUCKET. Inanimate objects don't even speak.

    Blast this fucker down.
     
    #4 Shadow, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:35 PM
  5. *gets blasted* AGH, but I was only going to ask for pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......... *dies*
     
    #5 Lord X-Giga-X, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:40 PM
  6. Thanks for your assistance, Sharra.

    ANYONE ELSE!?
     
    #6 Shadow, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:45 PM
  7. Ohaider. :|
     
    #7 Masquerade, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:48 PM
  8. Hey Masqy--

    Whoops, my banhammer slipped.

    EDIT: Trebuchet because yes.
     
    #8 Shadow, Apr 1, 2012 at 6:50 PM
  9. lmaoTrebuchet
     
    #9 Masquerade, Apr 1, 2012 at 7:05 PM
  10. *steals lolis from the shrine*
     
    #10 crazE, Apr 1, 2012 at 7:10 PM
  11. Trebuchet Edit: You're still dead.
     
    #11 Shadow, Apr 1, 2012 at 7:13 PM
  12. I HAVE CAST RESURRECTION.

    * Nebulon Ranger runs away from weird camera-gun thing
     
    #12 Nebulon Ranger, Apr 1, 2012 at 7:13 PM
  13. HA!

    I have absorbed your efforts to destroy me, and have become even more unfathomably powerful than you!!!!!!!
     
    #13 crazE, Apr 1, 2012 at 7:27 PM
  14. Da fuck is going on

    Fags. Can't live with them at all. You guys aren't even the awesome yaoi fags either! :| *Goes off to eat pie*
     
    #14 Red Starr, Apr 1, 2012 at 7:37 PM
  15. Fag, enjoy your moment of absolute power. It won't last.
     
    #15 Keileon, Apr 1, 2012 at 8:41 PM
  16. The little you know.
     
    #16 Shadow, Apr 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
  17. ALL HAIL SHADOW

    [video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Qa2J4j3_8[/video]
     
    #17 FlamingClaw, Apr 1, 2012 at 8:51 PM
  18. Can I be a mod?
     
    #18 Copper Monoxide, Apr 1, 2012 at 8:52 PM
  19. Can I be a supreme leader?
     
    #19 FlamingClaw, Apr 1, 2012 at 8:55 PM
  20. * Nebulon Ranger is being mind-controlled by a faggot!

    No.
     
    #20 Nebulon Ranger, Apr 1, 2012 at 9:00 PM
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