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psst what do you call a potato that smokes weed

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Eebit, Sep 24, 2013.

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  1. A BAKED POTATO

    *rimshot*
     
    #1 Eebit, Sep 24, 2013 at 9:48 PM
  2. Please don't starch this kind of thing, Eebit.
     
    #2 The Kakuzato, Sep 25, 2013 at 9:20 AM
  3. Ugh, this had better not become a running joke.

    [Geddit? Because tubers reproduce through runners that grow out of their eyes? XD

    ...man we need a Bad Pun Brock around here... >_>]
     
    #3 Zygardia, Sep 25, 2013 at 8:04 PM
  4. no
     
    #4 Keileon, Sep 25, 2013 at 10:21 PM
  5. what
     
    #5 Cid, Sep 26, 2013 at 12:51 PM
  6. Those puns were awful.
     
    #6 Nebulon Ranger, Sep 26, 2013 at 6:27 PM
  7. yes let's
     
    #7 Zygardia, Sep 26, 2013 at 8:58 PM
  8. OKAY I GOT ANOTHER ONE

    so a photon checks into a hotel and the clerk asks him if he needs help with his luggage.

    the photon responds, no thanks i'm travelling light
     
    #8 Eebit, Oct 22, 2013 at 9:19 PM
  9. I actually chuckled.
     
    #9 Shadow, Oct 22, 2013 at 9:59 PM
  10. Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have tonight?"

    The first chemist responds, "I'll have some H[sub]2[/sub]O please!"

    The second chemist echoes, "I'll have some H[sub]2[/sub]O too!"

    The second chemist dies.
     
    #10 crazE, Oct 23, 2013 at 3:09 AM
  11. That reminds me of another one.

    Johnny was a chemists son,
    But Johnny is no more.
    For what Johnny thought was H[sub]2[/sub]O
    Was H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub].
     
    #11 The Kakuzato, Oct 23, 2013 at 7:57 PM
  12. fixed posts for accuracy *******

    ur welcome
     
    #12 Eebit, Oct 23, 2013 at 8:11 PM
  13. So a pair of atoms are walking down the alleyway and one suddenly exclaims: hey, I think I've lost an electron! The second says: are you sure? The first replies: yeah I'm positive!
     
    #13 Zygardia, Oct 23, 2013 at 11:15 PM
  14. Did you hear about the chemist that froze to absolute zero?

    He's 0K now!
     
    #14 crazE, Oct 27, 2013 at 3:50 AM
  15. fixed
     
    #15 Keileon, Oct 28, 2013 at 8:45 PM
  16. b-but hes espy!!!! he doesnt wrong ever!!!
     
    #16 Eebit, Oct 28, 2013 at 8:47 PM
  17. Oh porpentines, this is why I'm failing Chem. >_>

    One of the stupidest mistakes ever made by me: delta-H is positive for an exothermic reaction.
     
    #17 Zygardia, Oct 28, 2013 at 8:54 PM
  18. Obligatory necrodoublepost.

    So what did the parent cell say to her daughter cell after she stepped on their toes when splitting?

    Mitosis.
     
    #18 Zygardia, Jan 4, 2014 at 8:23 AM
  19. Buildup is too long and clunky.
     
    #19 The Kakuzato, Jan 4, 2014 at 8:20 PM
  20. Don't care.

    Why can't lawyers do NMR?

    Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

    How did the chemist survive the famine?

    He subsisted on titrations.
     
    #20 Zygardia, Jan 4, 2014 at 8:37 PM
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