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psst what do you call a potato that smokes weed

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Eebit, Sep 24, 2013.


  2. Please don't starch this kind of thing, Eebit.
  3. Ugh, this had better not become a running joke.

    [Geddit? Because tubers reproduce through runners that grow out of their eyes? XD

    ...man we need a Bad Pun Brock around here... >_>]
  4. no
  5. Those puns were awful.
  6. yes let's

    so a photon checks into a hotel and the clerk asks him if he needs help with his luggage.

    the photon responds, no thanks i'm travelling light
  8. I actually chuckled.
  9. Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have tonight?"

    The first chemist responds, "I'll have some H[sub]2[/sub]O please!"

    The second chemist echoes, "I'll have some H[sub]2[/sub]O too!"

    The second chemist dies.
  10. That reminds me of another one.

    Johnny was a chemists son,
    But Johnny is no more.
    For what Johnny thought was H[sub]2[/sub]O
    Was H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub].
  11. fixed posts for accuracy *******

    ur welcome
  12. So a pair of atoms are walking down the alleyway and one suddenly exclaims: hey, I think I've lost an electron! The second says: are you sure? The first replies: yeah I'm positive!
  13. Did you hear about the chemist that froze to absolute zero?

    He's 0K now!
  14. fixed
  15. b-but hes espy!!!! he doesnt wrong ever!!!
  16. Oh porpentines, this is why I'm failing Chem. >_>

    One of the stupidest mistakes ever made by me: delta-H is positive for an exothermic reaction.
  17. Obligatory necrodoublepost.

    So what did the parent cell say to her daughter cell after she stepped on their toes when splitting?

  18. Buildup is too long and clunky.
  19. Don't care.

    Why can't lawyers do NMR?

    Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

    How did the chemist survive the famine?

    He subsisted on titrations.

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