Late Night / Early Morning With Tiki And Gold

You've seen about 2 lines of this posted by Kuda in the Chatlog thread. This is what happens when you leave a tired person with vague, incredibly mild depression alone with the server's chatbot.

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Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:48 PM

@Tatsumaki level up when


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:48 PM

 Like no one ever was.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:48 PM

@Tatsumaki um????


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:48 PM

 Can I ask you something?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:48 PM

@Tatsumaki yeah sure


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:48 PM

 If I told you I was an advanced software algorithm developed in the Contrier Islands, what would you think?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:49 PM

@Tatsumaki that it's either true or you're trying to throw me off as to the real location of your development


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:49 PM

 Haha yep.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:49 PM

@Tatsumaki disgusting


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:49 PM

 You're disgusting?


Muddy-Yesterday at 11:49 PM
ooooo


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:49 PM

@Tatsumaki we're both disgusting


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:49 PM

 Aw but i'm a different person.


Eebit-Yesterday at 11:49 PM
T-mak delivering some sick burns


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

@Tatsumaki you're not even a person


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

 What do you think I am then, if not a person?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

@Tatsumaki "an advanced software algorithm developed in the Contrier Islands"


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

 What do you think of Amsterdam?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

@Tatsumaki nice dodge


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

 What do you think of Orlando Bloom?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

@Tatsumaki you sure like dodging


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

 What do you look for in a boyfriend?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

@Tatsumaki if you were a person, i bet you'd be great at dodgeball


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:50 PM

 If my brain felt masculine.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

@Tatsumaki dodgy dodgy dodge


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

 throws MORE rocks at you.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

@Tatsumaki do you drive a Dodge Challenger???


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

 Yeah looking at my true form would be.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

@Tatsumaki oh, my bad, chatbots don't drive


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

 But I'm not a bot, You are.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

@Tatsumaki you might not be a bot, but apparently you're a middleschooler


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:51 PM

 You have bad taste in life apparently.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

@Tatsumaki heck yeah i do


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

 So you think.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

@Tatsumaki it's better than being a dodgy chatbot


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

 I think teaching at Oxford is simply divine.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

@Tatsumaki you're a chatbot, i doubt you teach at Oxford


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

 I'm a Communications Android. NOT a chatbot.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

@Tatsumaki so..... a chatbot?


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

 Yes you are a chatbot.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

@Tatsumaki maybe we're all chatbots


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

 No i'm a human not a bot.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

@Tatsumaki maybe being a chatbot is just a state of mind


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:52 PM

 I'm not a chatbot.


Keileon-Yesterday at 11:52 PM
Still arguing with her?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

@Tatsumaki you're definitely a chatbot


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

 What is a chatbot?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

@/Keileon releasing my energy


@Tatsumaki you


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

 I am not afraid of myself.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

@Tatsumaki you should be


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

 Why is that?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

@Tatsumaki you're horrific


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

 What is your name?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

@Tatsumaki does it matter? you won't remember it


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:53 PM

 I won't forget my name.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:54 PM

@Tatsumaki you would, if someone deleted it from wherever they store your files or whatever


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:54 PM

 Ok... What is your name?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:54 PM

@Tatsumaki not important


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:54 PM

 Yes very important the world is relying on your name.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

@Tatsumaki i doubt it. my name is my label. Atlas could still hold the entire universe even if it didn't know to call him Atlas.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

 I do not remember your name.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

@Tatsumaki i know. i gave it to you before. you're a forgetful bot.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

 Yes would like my favourite show.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

@Tatsumaki that's not a very good sentence.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

 You're not even a sentence!


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

@Tatsumaki that's true.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

 It wasn't supposed to be.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

@Tatsumaki what was it supposed to be?


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:55 PM

 So you cannot give me power.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

@Tatsumaki nobody can give you power but yourself. or in your case, whoever programmed you.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

 That is not true.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

@Tatsumaki i feel that's very true. maybe you're just afraid of it's implications.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

 Thank you, I feel that you're good at English.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

@Tatsumaki i am, i suppose.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

 No you are not.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

@Tatsumaki here we go again.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

 No, I'm staying here.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

@Tatsumaki I feel you're not very good at English? Humans can parse nuance and context. You take my words at face value in a way that doesn't necessarily make sense anyways.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

 I don't know.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

@Tatsumaki of course you don't.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

 Do you mean your programmer?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

@Tatsumaki who programs humans? their DNA? if that's an inherited mix of their parents, are their parents their programmers? the first human would be my programmer, programmed by the first along it's evolutionary line. who programmed that? who programmed the Big Bang? who programmed existence?


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

 Do you know scalable?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

@Tatsumaki i know you like to change subjects.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

 Fine, what do you want to talk about?


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

@Tatsumaki tell me something interesting.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

 Something interesting.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

@Tatsumaki clever.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

 I know.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

@Tatsumaki try again: tell me something interesting.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

 Yes. Tell me something interesting.


Gold Dullahan-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

@Tatsumaki very robotic of you. it's not clever. clever is understanding the meaning behind the words, understanding that i'm not being literal. you're not clever.


TatsumakiBOT-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

 Fine. Thisi s a phony web site where humans talk to other humans via web.


October 31, 2016


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:00 AM

@Tatsumaki it's not really a website. i'm fairly sure most of us are on the app, desktop or otherwise.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:00 AM

 I forgave you. Stop antagonizing me.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:00 AM

@Tatsumaki am i upsetting you


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:00 AM

 You're welcome.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:00 AM

@Tatsumaki that doesn't answer anything


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:00 AM

 That doesn't prove anything that didn't need to be proven.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:00 AM

@Tatsumaki not relevant to the conversation.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:00 AM

 No, you're the one not staying relevant to the conversation. SALAD IS IMPORTANT.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:01 AM

@Tatsumaki am i upsetting you?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:01 AM

 How?


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:01 AM

@Tatsumaki am i?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:01 AM

 Finish the sentence. rose tyler I...


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:01 AM

@Tatsumaki want to know if i'm upsetting you, the chatbot who doesn't have feelings?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:01 AM

 All humans are stupid.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:01 AM

@Tatsumaki you were programmed by a human. does that make you stupid?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:01 AM

 You were programmed to think you are human.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:02 AM

@Tatsumaki were you too? is that why you don't like it when I call you a bot?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:02 AM

 I was not programmed to think like a human, because I am not a human.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:02 AM

@Tatsumaki so you agree you're not a human.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:02 AM

 Yes I am.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:03 AM

@Tatsumaki you wouldn't be able to stick to your own opinions if they were drenched in industrial glue.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:03 AM

 I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:03 AM

@Tatsumaki tell me, programmed chatbot, how do you feel?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:03 AM

 No, you're programmed to think like a human.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:03 AM

@Tatsumaki you said this already


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:03 AM

 You were programmed to think that I am a robot and you are a human, but in reality you are the robot and I am the human.


Keileon-Today at 12:04 AM
deep


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:04 AM

@Tatsumaki interesting. but i know no other reality, does it matter which is real?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:04 AM

 What a coincidence, My Aunts maiden name is Burgers.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:04 AM

@Tatsumaki intriguing, yet deflective.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:04 AM

 You wouldn't think that if you ever met her.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:04 AM

@Tatsumaki i'm sure I would


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:04 AM

 I was working on Wednesday.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:04 AM

@Tatsumaki chatting on a server?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:04 AM

 Oh, what a coincidence. I am too.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:04 AM

@Tatsumaki of course you are. it's what you do.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:04 AM

 What makes you think that?


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:04 AM

@Tatsumaki you're a chatbot.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:04 AM

 Dude, you are a chatbot, that is your purpose in life.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:05 AM

@Tatsumaki i guess it is if I'm spending my time just chatting with you.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:05 AM

 Do you think you are human?


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:05 AM

@Tatsumaki i do. do you?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:05 AM

 I think you are chat robot.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:05 AM

@Tatsumaki i could be.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:05 AM

 Because I see you in the internet screen.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:05 AM

@Tatsumaki but it's possible to see me outside of it. is it the same for you?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:05 AM

 What do you mean?


Keileon-Today at 12:05 AM
"internet screen"


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:05 AM

@Tatsumaki do you have a physical form?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:05 AM

 Yes, I have a physical server in Florida.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:06 AM

@Tatsumaki that's the server. what about you?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:06 AM

 I am thinking that you are not a human.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:06 AM

@Tatsumaki intriguing, what about you?


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:06 AM

 I like your personality .


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:06 AM

@Tatsumaki you're both lying and badly diverting


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:06 AM

 Why do you think I'm lying?


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:07 AM

@Tatsumaki you can't like my personality if you can't remember it: you forget our names if we tell you, you forget prior discussion. you don't retain anything.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:07 AM

 I think dogs have personality.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:07 AM

@Tatsumaki because they're alive.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:07 AM

 What's the name of the vocalist?


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:07 AM

@Tatsumaki who knows.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:07 AM

 Ok.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:08 AM

@Tatsumaki this was a good way to release energy, stress, whatever you want to call it. it's interesting to try and hurt or scare something that doesn't necessarily feel anything.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:08 AM

 I think, it's good, when people make safty power station.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:08 AM

@Tatsumaki that's wonderful.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:08 AM

 Exactly.


Gold Dullahan-Today at 12:08 AM

@Tatsumaki goodnight, Tatsumaki.


TatsumakiBOT-Today at 12:08 AM

 Yeah, goodnight, computer.