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How do you clear a room?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by ShadoeMayari, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. Because I can't lock my door, people tend to walk in on me a lot. (In fact, my dad did just now and stole my bed.) They like to steal my bed and tend to fall asleep in my room while I'm in the midst of doing things, and waking them up apparently doesn't do the trick.

    So, I put the speakers on and blast this in their ears:

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    So, how do you guys clear a room?
     
  2. I share my room with my mother and sister so beats me if I know.

    Oh I can clear nonrelatives by pretending to practice Sanskrit or Latin homework. A steady rattle off of "पृथिव्याम् त्रिणि रत्नानि जलमन्नम् सुभाषितम् blah blah blah" does the job well. <3 If people are actually -interested- in my chanting and I'm really really not in the mood to make friends I start chanting "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana (in my most obnoxiously pretentious voice ever). THAT always does the trick. XD
     
  3. I begin playing smooth jazz at maximum volume
     
  4. I never really have an issue with clearing the room as my parents and sisters all respect my boundaries when I ask them to. If ever I did need to clear the room, though, I could probably blast some loud music of some sort (I sense a theme with that), or start playing a game to ignore the annoyances. Most of my family just leaves when I open up League. :p
     
  5. Much like eebit, my parents are pretty cool when it comes to boundaries - however my family is also open about most any topic, so they usually dont knock if they want to walk in - which is fine by me! I don't really need to do those things in my house, even if I'm naked or getting dressed - WHO CARES?! It just my family to me, so it doesn't make sense to me to get offended by a little nudity~

    However if I absolutely need to clear a room, or don't want someone in the room at the time, I usually only have one scenario - and it doesn't take much. If I hear someone coming downstairs towards my room, I just up and yell. "Gimme a few - I'm jerking off!" then they just turn around and ascend the stairs and leave me to my business~
     
  6. Oh God one of my cousins (was Flamberge ever on here, it was him) did it very well a while ago by letting loose a silencer to silence all others. >_> Ugh, the stench was -outrageous-, God knows what he'd been eating.
     

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