Good evening

Your savior has arrived.

Not really! I'm Hak, and most of you know me already, but for those who don't:

I am Hak. I am a 19-year-old male living in the Netherlands. However, I live in Alblasserdam, a small town near the vicinity of Rotterdam.

I am quite tall at a 1,87 or... 6'2", I believe. However, I am way too skinny when I look at my weight, which stands at 60 kilos. I should weigh around 75 kilos, so I am nearly anorexic at this point. Not because I don't eat though, because I just love to eat! I really have no idea, except for one; I'll come to that later.

I have short and slightly curling brown hair. My eyes are brown and green, and quite a few people have already complimented me for it. Actually, when light shines into my eyes, they turn yellowish which is definitely AWESOMEEEEE

I have recently become a more social person; I still like to play games or read books though. Favorite games include the Guitar Hero games, which I've been playing for around 4 years now. My skill level had gotten to the point that I've beaten the Dutch champion 2 times, which is remarkable. Other include Professor Layton, Mario Kart, Call of Duty, Ace Attorney and Elder Scrolls games. However, a soft spot resides for Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, which is the best of all time IMO.

When it comes to books, I love to read fantasy books the most, though I don't shy away from other genres. Favorite author is Stephen King, definitely. Almost everything he writes is good (there's one book that I do not like of him, but I cannot recall the name).

Movies are another thing I like. Pixar is probably my favorite company; Toy Story's story is probably my most favorite trilogy ever, and the only trilogy that made me cry. Tom Hanks is my favorite actor, especially in 'The Green Mile' and 'Castaway', another two of my favorite movies. Still, a good comedy is always good, and I count both Austin Powers and Johnny English as one of my favorite series.

Like I said, I do love to get together with friends often to either go out and have a drink (being allowed to drink at the age of 16 ftw), watch movies, play games etcetera. My friends tend to describe me as a guy that likes attention and uses a lot of humor to get that attention. I do believe that is true, but only in groups with people that I know. When I am with people that I don't know, I am very shy and afraid that I will do something wrong (most often cursing).

I am very uncertain about myself. This is because I had a birth defect called anal atresia; I was born without an asshole. It's all fine and dandy now though, but I have a huge visible scar on my belly that's about 10 centimeters. Nobody will see it in public, but it still made me feel uncertain in most situations, especially when it came to girls.

Speaking of girls, I'm in a relationship with a girl since September 2010. To be honest, I was so uncertain about myself, that I thought that she wanted a relationship with me so that I wouldn't feel so bad, not because she loved me. Anyways, it's a long-distance relationship, since it takes about 3 hours to get there by public transport, and 90 minutes by car.

And boy, I love to drive cars! When I go out with my friends, I am always the one that doesn't drink any alcohol, just so I can drive (and because I don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks, but yeah)! I just don't own my own car, so the times that I can actually use the car to go my girlfriend with it are few.

Another point of interest and a bad habit of mine, is that I always keep my negative problems to myself. I am always cheerful (and it has sometimes gotten to the point that people find it annoying), but I still have my negative times. I just keep them for myself, since I don't want to bother anyone else with it. Eventually, I get extremely ticked off, depressed, angry and I will cry for about an hour. Bad habit, but that's how I am.

My one passion is music. Music means everything for me; I cannot imagine living a life without music. I do not have a favorite genre, since I listen everything; from metal to classical; from country to rap. I listen to about 60 songs a day, according to a certain site, which probably equates to 3 hours worth of music. When it comes to playing music, I own an acoustic guitar, an electric guitar, a bass guitar, a keyboard and djembés.

And finally, a few random notes:
- I am part Dutch, part Turkish.
- I am left-handed.
- I think I have a huge nose, which isn't true (according to my friends).
- I like to put things on my head and take a picture of it.
- I would rather die first then to let anyone else die.
- I want a pet piglet when I am living on my own.

tl;dr: too lazy to do this lawl

EDIT: Y U NO MAKE TLDR WORK

 

Thanks for the warm welcome guys! I really appreciate it, and I am glad that I haven't been forgotten.

And Ninetales, I don't want to cause a bulge in blood vessels. D=

 

Glad to see you too, Nyumi.

 

I have Eebit, Nyumi and CrazE fighting for me. Please don't say that, Flame, we don't want to hurt eachother's feelings, right?