What if @Eebit were a cupcake? Would he be sweet? Would he help me sweep my baby girl off of her feet? With the sweet caress of his frosting up against our tongues Will Eebit help me if he were a cupcake? What if Eebit was a shark swimming the seven seas? Would he jump up on deck and say "Fight me!" Would I punch him in the nose to show that I knows How to be a pretty cool dude for my sweetheart to see Will Eebit help me if he were a shark? Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit (Eebit Eebit) Eebit Eebit Oh-Oh-Oh The reality of this up-tempo love song Is that Eebit in himself is still a beautiful man in his prime He may say he's a helper but he's really a lover Of every man and woman no matter deets of their life (and throughout space and time) So come on sweetheart, love with me the many Faces of Eebit Since Eebit already really loves you and me You know Eebit is the force that keeps us united And under Eebit everyone loves each other every day We know Eebit is the only golden way Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit Eebit (Eebit Eebit) Eebit Eebit Oh-Oh-Oh Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh Ooooooooooooooh Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh