Jesus Saves, everyone else takes full damage. --- An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep asks him where he got it. The parrot replies "I found it in a cave" --- You come across a fork in the road... "I pick it up" --- Dawn Breaks "I roll to see if I can fix it!" --- "I would give my right arm to be able to dual wield!" --- Two gnomes walk into a bar, the human steps over it --- What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? Littering. --- What do you call 1000 zombies buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand. --- Two humans walk into a bar, the gnome walks under it. --- An Elf, A human, and a Dwarf walk into a bar. They each order a beer, and it is served to them. Three flys fly along, and land in their beer, one in each cup. The elf puts a cloth over the beer and pushes it away. The Human picks the fly out, and drinks the beer. The Dwarf grabs the fly by the wings, and yells: SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD! --- "Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."