D&D Lol Jokes

Jesus Saves, everyone else takes full damage.

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An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep asks him where he got it. The parrot replies "I found it in a cave"

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You come across a fork in the road... "I pick it up"

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Dawn Breaks "I roll to see if I can fix it!"

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"I would give my right arm to be able to dual wield!"

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Two gnomes walk into a bar, the human steps over it
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What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? Littering.

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What do you call 1000 zombies buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand.

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Two humans walk into a bar, the gnome walks under it.

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An Elf, A human, and a Dwarf walk into a bar. They each order a beer, and it is served to them. Three flys fly along, and land in their beer, one in each cup.

The elf puts a cloth over the beer and pushes it away.

The Human picks the fly out, and drinks the beer.

The Dwarf grabs the fly by the wings, and yells: SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

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"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."