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D&D Lol Jokes

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Cid, May 3, 2012.

  1. Jesus Saves, everyone else takes full damage.

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    An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep asks him where he got it. The parrot replies "I found it in a cave"

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    You come across a fork in the road... "I pick it up"

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    Dawn Breaks "I roll to see if I can fix it!"

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    "I would give my right arm to be able to dual wield!"

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    Two gnomes walk into a bar, the human steps over it
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    What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? Littering.

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    What do you call 1000 zombies buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand.

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    Two humans walk into a bar, the gnome walks under it.

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    An Elf, A human, and a Dwarf walk into a bar. They each order a beer, and it is served to them. Three flys fly along, and land in their beer, one in each cup.

    The elf puts a cloth over the beer and pushes it away.

    The Human picks the fly out, and drinks the beer.

    The Dwarf grabs the fly by the wings, and yells: SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

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    "Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
     

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