Prompts~

Spoiler: sceince-sest- bad fannfic versoin

“Fuking-” Cody threw his hands in the air “You’re doing that shit rong!”


Espy looked down from hs place on the ladder and looked anyoyed “I think I know how to screw a light bulb, scrub.”

“Yeah sure, thats y you’re doing it wrong.”

“Strange coming from some1 who can’t screw anything.”

Cody screeched and lunged for the ladder. Espy narrowly dodge a fall by jumping off. He fell onto Cody.

“HRRRK.” Cody choked “Why are you so fat oh my god.”

But Espy just laughed and pushed mre weight on Cody. The blonde yelped and tried to push off Espy.

Espy reached closer to Cody’s face “Cody-san~”

Cody went closer as wll “Espy-Kun~”

nd then they had sloppy makouts nd had liek 90 bbs. 

 

I was thinking of what might make the writing more "Bad-Fanfic" like, and aside from grammar the first thing I thought was "gee doesn't it suck when they get obvious character details wrong?"

Hence why you're called a blonde in this.

 

YOUR PRAISE IS TOO MUCH
I HUMBLY REFLECT IT
BUT I GIVE MY THANKS
aISHITERU

 

Spoiler: SpaceDorksIII: Electric Boogaloo VII: MuffinQuest

 Everyone in the cafeteria cringed at the sound of the monitor blaring to life.


“Lol morning babies!” Eebit’s voice rang out of the speakers, much more soothing than the feedback from moment’s earlier. He was probably seated gracefully at the cockpit of the ZEJ spaceship, piloting beautifully… (But really he was hunched over the controls like a kid at the arcade and was picking his nose.)

They all pressed a button on their headsets, replying “Morning-”

“Eebit.” Espy, Kam, Kuda, Dark, and Rose. Formal as always but not really.
“Senpai~” Cerby.
“Slave.” Shadow (who was lurking somewhere away from the rest of the crew), in a sickeningly sweet, suave way.
“Eebtit. Eebass. Eebrizzle. Eebanana. Eeboingaloings-” Gold rattled on with several different, colorful names.
“Fryer.” Krista senpai, cool and formal suddenly- but why? (spoiler: b/c Eebit)
“HA- Eeboingaloings!” Cody wasn’t even saying morning to the captain. He’s too “awesome” for that.

Shadow immediately dropped from the channel afterwards, probably going into his secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the ship.

“Well have a good breakfast then!‘ Eebit finished his quick morning announcement “Oh wait, Krista- can I get a muffin? Maybe some juice?”

“Get it yourself Jacob.” She smiled into her headset.
“Wha? Senpai!” Jacob sounded hurt as his voice pierced through everyone’s headsets “Krista pl-”
“Oh noooo.” She shook her head “Not after- ugh- not after I found you with that comma pillow. Never again Fryer.”

Everyone listening collectively did a spit take.

Cody tackled Gold and tore off her headset, screaming about children present. Espy slapped him and told him to calm down. Cody told him to go play pokemon in his mom’s basement. Espy slapped him again. Gold slapped him too because it looked like it would be fun. (spoiler: IT WAS) Rose stepped on his hand but it was purely accidental and she apologized half-heartedly to the dork beneath her before sitting down.

Kuda pulled out her advil dejectedly as she rubbed her temples- dorks were so much more frustrating in person. But just then, Eebit addressed her “Co-Mod Kuda, you know how much I like you right?”

“Get your own muffins Eebit.”

“Rose- top Exiler, Diplomat- buddy, you-”

“After hearing about the comma I think you’re on your own.”

“... Doctor Cody?”

“MY HAND! BLOODY- WHAT IN THE- YOU DICKS- I CANT BREATHE- YOU’VE CRUSHED MY LUNGS-”

“Ok then. Doctor Espy?”

“You dickhead, you don’t have lungs in your hand! Get the hell off the floor!”

“Shield and Cloak expert Gold? Please? Mama will give you cookies or something!”

“I don’t work for Comma-fo’s Eebtit.”

“DAMN IT- Insect Specialist Kam? Kam come on, you at least.”

“I’M BUSY READING READER/COSIMA- I MEAN- I’m reading about uh. Bugs and shit. Sorry Eebit. Maybe later.”

“... Dearest Animal Specialist, dearest Caribou Tamer, dearest girlfriend, dearest heart-”

“Pretty sure the last two go the comma pillow now Fryer.”

“C-Cerby?”

“YESSIR! MUFFINS ON THE WAY SIR! WOOF! EXCITED DOG NOISES!”

“Hella.”

 

Thank you, I try. User-Representation is probably what I worry about the most when writing these.

Spoiler: ZEJ user interpretation is hard, but here's the overly simplified personas I use

Eebit- Dramatic. Mother. Wants everyone to do stuff for him because LAZY.
Krista- That one perfect person who's always there or something. IDK. I just sorta write the nicest/kindest character I can and run for the hills.
Espy- Silly but not too much. Fights Cody a lot.
Kuda- ONLY SANE MAN. Because basically, Kuda is the only one who isn't super weird here. Like she's probably weird, I wouldn't know we're not super close, but probably not normal ZEJ level of weird.
Cerby- Loves Eebit. The gofer of ZEJ. Does everyone's chores.
Shadow- "Charming" bad-guy dude. He has a dungeon in SpaceDorks, I think this says enough.
Kam- COSIMA LOVE. That was (mostly) a joke. But I know she likes bugs and has an interesting way of talking. And once upon a thread she said a joke and added "I'm funny god damn it" and I just think that's a good representation of how I end up writing her- Dork who's so unfunny that they end up being mega-funny.
Cody- FIGHT ME M8. That's it. He's like- super silly and very unreasonable. Fights Espy a lot of course.
Rose- QUEENY, REGAL SHIT. (with added nice-ness to the queen persona. So like, the Good-Queen)
Gold- Believe it or not, I made a "parody" of myself as well. Sorta. Basically- Silly jokes like messing up peoples names (Eebtit is beautiful and no one can say otherwise), being mediator between Espy/Cody, and generally not being TOO characterized.

 

Spoiler: AND I SET FIRE TO THE (frozen) RAIN

"CODY YOU CAN’T LIGHT ICE ON FIRE!"


"DO YOU SEE ANY COPS AROUND? NO? THEN WATCH!"

The chem-nerd stupidly threw a bunch of oil onto the large chunk of ice (courtesy of Canadian-Jacob) before using his lighter to light it up. As it burst into flames (probably, I don’t do science man) he yelped, jumping back.

“AHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HEHE! HUIHUI- *cough* -huihui! IT’S ALIVE!” He screeched into the air. Everyone covered their ears in vain as their auditory senses were assaulted on all fronts.

“How dare you!” Eebit sobbed “You can’t just light a piece of Canadian Ice on fire! That’s so rude! Y u do dis!?!!?!?!?!!11?!?!?/!?!////!”

“Jacob it’s just ice.” Krista smiled as the bunnies in her arms nuzzled her (for she was the Animal-Magnet) “Maybe you should… Chill.”

“We’re breaking up.”

“Is fire supposed to light up like that?” Rose held Gold away from the flames out of her motherly-instinct that she probably has (or do I just want Rose to hold me? HAHAHA, THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW).

“Excuse you-” Cody turned and pretended to remove earrings as he stepped closer to Rose “Are you the chem major here? You wanna go?”

Rose calmly stepped on his foot with her heels- causing him to stumble and fall (b/c Cody), hitting his head on the ground - and glared at him “I’m honestly considering the prospect of banishing you to my islet.”

“I hate you Rose!” he screeched.

“It’s Brittany… bitch.” hairflip.

Cerby cowered in a corner mumbling to himself “I’m sorry I’ve failed you Flower-senpai! I’ll save you from the fire next time!”

Shadow threw more oil on the fire with an innocent face “Gee it sure is hot in here, huh? Haha, must be me.”

Kam screeched and ran after her cockroach who was randomly walking around “COSIMA NO!”

“You named your cockroach Cosima?”
“N-no!?”

Kuda stepped on Cody’s foot a few times to relieve stress before peering at his face “I don’t know about Eebit over there, but as Moderators, me and Rose may as well be ZEJ cops.”

Rose smirked, this was the day- the day she got Cody in trouble “Pretty sure this violates one of our rules somewhere. No flaming?”

Cody groaned in pain “This… isn’t even… the same type of… flaming...”

“Eebit!” Kuda called out.

“Oh right, law upholding.” Eebit suddenly remembered “Cerby, sick em’!”

Suddenly Cerby launched at Cody in a very Guard-Dog-of-Hell manner.

“Are we still breaking up over the pun?” Krista looked at Jacob.

“MAYBE.”

“I’ll get you your muffins for a week.”

“Hella. Come here babe, no breakups on my watch.”

 

buuuump

 

If that's true, then I gotta say you have a damn epic imagination.
Glad to be a part of it, I suppose.

 

I'm on the case.