Remember to spoiler any that have, to quote the Tipper sticker, "explicit content". ____________________________________________________ What's the difference between a taxi and Manchester United? The taxi only lets five in. Vista is Rio Ferdinand's OS of choice - it matches his speed. Spoiler Male City fan: Wanna have sex? Female United fan: ... Male City fan: How about six in a row? Female United fan: No way! I'm not getting fucked six times over again! The odds on United losing again are 6/1. Spoiler
On one hot, summer day, three friends were all trapped on the same isolated, and tiny island. There was one brunette, one redhead, and a blonde. One day, while the three girls were scavenging for food, they had uncovered a mystical, golden lamp. The brunette wiped away the grime from the lamp, and out came a mysterious and magical genie. "I shall grant each of you one wish," the genie spoke. "I wish I was back home," the brunette said, and the genie magically sent her home. The redhead, following in the brunette's lead said, "I wish I was home as well." The genie then sent her home. Finally it was the blonde's turn, and by that point she had already begun to miss her pals, so the blonde said to the genie, "I wish my friends were here!"
Here's a VERY racy one. Spoiler Mariah Yeater is a liar - there's no way in hell that Bieber's wang is big enough to get inside her - or anyone else, for that matter.
Did I tell you the joke about the really tall brick wall? I better not you might not get over it. Did I tell you the joke about the jump rope? Skip it. Did I tell you the joke about a fart? It stinks.
Think about it. If you haven't heard the joke, that means that you haven't been told the joke that they don't tell gay people. The joke can be changed to anything such as stupid people, boys, girls, black people, Mexicans, or whatever other things you can think of.