The Best Thing You've Seen Today

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I always wanted a house hippo while growing up

 

You lucky duck, Dark. I'd never seen it until just yesterday, but trust me - my world has been rocked.

And dear Eebit, trust me - you may very well have your very own house hippo in the not-too-distant future... :5

 

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I love Brad Paisley's "fair enough" there.

 

Lil Wayne's crabapple remarks had me cracking up. I saw this a long time ago, and it still does it today.

 

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I reallllly wanted to like this on Facebook while my aunt was online but figured it wasn't a good idea since she's one of the people that desperately need some Trump tape. :5 It's also a little sad, considering, as you'd sad, some user from Cracked figured out the current U.S. political climate three years ago - all while the talking heads continue to remain confused and yapping aimlessly amongst themselves.

Gold.

 

American politics are surprisingly shitty for a first-world, gigantic country considering that pretty much everyone else are on at least some mixture of bandwagons that Sanders is toting that so many of us are afraid of due to being severely uninformed and/or ignorant. Donald Trump is only anti-establishment in that he's primarily paying for his campaign with money that he's already made alongside a bunch of personal donations, and that he's such a loudmouth in exposing GOP truths that he's even finding ire from his alleged constituents. 

Something I've never understood is why it's so common to be a slew of egregious things like anti-abortion, anti-LGBT, and anti-vaccines just because you feel like conservative economical strategies are the way to go. The Republican party has gone so far down the hole that they're bound to be severely reconstructed when this election is all set and done; we're going to see the death of the current iteration of the GOP not so far from now and THANK GOD for that. Holy SHIT. 

This isn't to say that our Democrats are that far off. Who is to say that super delegates are democratic? The Clinton campaign is highlighting much of the worst of leftist establishment politics and that, in itself, is at least halfway as sickening as Trump and Cruz. While we haven't quite reached that point with the Democratic Party yet, it won't be horrendously long until the DNC has to reestablish itself, too.

If I were running for office, I would try to change it from the inside like Bernie for starters, sure, but overtime, new parties obviously need to be either established into the mainstream or established, period. Libertarians and Democratic Socialists could well represent this country's future somewhere down the line, and hopefully the Green Party starts picking its legs up, too. 

In the mean time, hell, maybe I'll like that post on FB publicly, yet. It's really just out of courtesy since certain people in my house tend to be overly-wary about me drawing attention to myself with my political views on the internet, since I've already burned bridges with one lunatic cousin as a result of it years ago. :5

 

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