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Terrible jokes and puns

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Rose, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. Macklemore likes to have snacklemores
     
  2. hey did you hear the rumour about butter?

    no?

    oh sorry, i shouldn't tell you. it'll probably just spread.
     
  3. Kanye West jokes are the Kanye Best and give life a little Kanye Zest
     
  4. He stole this from my six year old cousin, just saying.
     
  5. It's okay, my English teacher groaned because I was giggling like a child at a bunch of puns in class. Puns are the least offensive type of humor.
     
  6. eebit pls
     
  7. What has a bottom on its top?



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    Your legs.
     
  8. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
     
  9. What's a vampire's favourite type of boat?




    A blood vessel.

    *runs away giggling*
     

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