Mystery ZEJ Theater 3000!

Before I get started, does anyone here know what an MST is? No? Ah well, I'll just let TVTropes explain it. It's okay. I'll wait.


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...Are you back yet? Okay, good. Now to move on to the point of this topic.

Lately, I've been feeling a little bit... "burned out" on writing. It's not exactly writer's block, but... I just feel... tired. Does that make sense? Of course it doesn't. Anyhow, this is just a little something that I thought of doing as a ZEJ community thing, to help keep my mind active on writing something.

As I am a member of Fan/fic/ Theater 3000, a group that ribs on bad MLP fanfiction, I figured it would be a neat idea to do something similar for ZEJ. That is to say, a place where we could all gather around, single out fanfics on FF.net or DeviantART, and give them the MST3K treatment.

And because I have a feeling many of you chose not to bother reading the definition on an MST, the format of it is basically as follows. I'll use an excerpt from the MST of Past Sins, a My Little Pony fanfic, as an example:

And so on and so on until the story (mercifully) ends. The comments (inserted in-between lines of the story) are meant to be sarcastic and often contain witty references, jokes, and other methods of satire that I KNOW that you guys have down-pat.

...So, anybody interested? If so, great! I'm using Google Docs to host the main document, which you can access using the link below.

Mystery ZEJ Theater 3000 Main Doc

I haven't gone around and found any ideal fics for riffing yet, mainly because I wanted to know if you guys had any suggestions that you wanted to riff on. Really, anything that sticks out in your mind as extraordinarily bad (or strangely good) can count.

So, any takers?

 

Oh, didn't notice that right away. Thanks.  *fix'd* 

Anyways, I've been thinking about some fanfics to riff, and my extensive (TVTropes) search has led me to consider these:
-IT'S MY LIFE (a Portal fanfic)
-My Immortal (the infamous Harry Potter fanfic)
-Cupcakes (a MLP:FiM gorefic)
-Half Life Full Life Consequences (a you-know-what fanfic)

As far as starting lineups go, I think this might do for now. Does anyone else have any thoughts, or is this good enough?

 

...Welp, I guess I may as well start small. (Though not pleasant, mind.) To start, the doc for the infamous MLP:FiM gorefic Cupcakes is now up for riffing. Anyone with access to the link below can edit the doc, so go nuts on your riffing.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vlseau8jyOaxdHdXJTRbM135-RkNmEiMka472-FPB1w/edit

If gore isn't your thing, and you aren't quite a seasoned MiSTer like myself to tolerate shite like this, then feel free to sit this one out. I won't blame you...