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lol guys let's play house

Discussion in 'Спам Oстров' started by Eebit, Sep 14, 2015.

  1. what if we had a zej house where we all lived together in merry tranquility
     

  2. >implying Shadow wouldn't murder us all horrifically while we slept after the very first day
     
  3. literally came to this thread with the intention of asking to be the serial killer
     
  4. I swear you were either drunk or high when you made this thread xD

    I'd probably be the cousin that comes in at random times to borrow stuff or just hang out at the house. "Cousin, let's go bowling!"
     
  5. I need a new plan.

    tbh you're more like the sibling who moved to the basement for whatever reason
     
  6. Probably the sibling that starts a punk rock band in the basement too.
     
  7. where else would I have the room and privacy for DnD?
     
  8. I've already transformed the garage into my armory so...
     
  9. NOT NOW, ROMAN. DAMNIT.
     
  10. I will be... um... the teenaged daughter idfk that's it that's me that's all I am the teenage girl yep no other info or anything nothing special nothing speidozxfal-
     
  11. either lives in the room with the router and is obnoxious at random times or is in the kitchen cooking/bitching at everyone else for not doing dishes I cooked for you bastards you can clean god dammit
     
  12. I'm the one just trying to keep everyone from killing each other.
     
  13. I'll be over here playing video games and watching you guys. Quietly. And from a safe distance.
     
  14. There is no safe distance.
     
  15. We'll kick the rest of these free loaders out.
     
  16. I'll live in the shed in the backyard so that I can watch all this chaos unfold through the sliding glass door. If you need me, I'll be busy figuring out how to strategically plan restroom use to hog it and play 3DS in peace when nobody can complain.
     

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