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I'd Like a Refund, Please.

Discussion in 'Interest Checks' started by Gold Dullahan, Aug 1, 2014.

  1. You and your friends went out to a simple movie store, hoping to have a fun night after renting some dumb film-

    And there it stood, "Best Movie Ever OMG".

    You might have been drunk.
    or sober.
    or high.
    or tired...

    But you all rented it. And you went home- and opened it- and turned it on-

    And it was movie about some guy named Cid on some crap named ZEJ.

    Anyways- boring.

    SO- then you went to return it cuz it was shit.

    But the lady, her tag said Actually I'm a Dude Named Eebit, threw it back at your face "NU. NU REFUNDS. CID IS AMAZING."

    Some other worker with a tag that said, DirtWater Mudd cut in "BUT IS HE REALLY?"

    And then some random worker with a tag labeled Serptarius twirled past while dress like Squidward.

    "BUT IT"S SHIT." you all said.

    And then Actually I'm a Dude Named Eebit threw you out because... something about Sid being his waifu's friend's friend's friend's- yeah, it took a bit for her to finish that sentence.

    And then you had this crappy movie in your hand. Or it might have been your friends hand...

    or someone might have been carrying it with there foot- you're not entirely sure... you were very drunk...

    And you had nothing to do.

    Until-

    One of you shouted "DESTROY THE TOWN."

    And so it began.

    But honestly- You just wanted a refund.
    ---

    My serious attempts aren't getting me anywhere.
     
  2. Apparently I can get replies.

    I just have to be very dumb...

    HURZAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
     
  3. Your joke attempts will only give you the impression that you're going somewhere, but by all means, continue!
     
  4. Well, I'll be starting it now I think.

    People who haven't posted are free to join at any time.
     
  5. Actually, because of how this forum is structured, I think your ridiculous attempt at an RP could be just what we need to get activity flowing.
    In other words, it's so ridiculous that it looped around to being the most profound thing ever.
     
  6. YEEEEEEEEEEEEH.

    MIDDLE-SCHOOLERS ARE AMAZING.

    FORGET HIGH LEVEL THINKING-

    SUMMER IS ABOUT CRAPPY DRUNK ESCAPADES INVOLVING AN EEBIT WHO GETS CONFUSED FOR A LADY.
     

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