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Describe a movie badly

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Conjectures' started by Keileon, Mar 15, 2017.

  1. Don't tell us what the movie is, let's try to guess

    I'll start with an easy one:

    A man famous for being an idiot in the late 70's decides to repeatedly give himself an aneurysm so he can stop a suicide, not get raped, un-kill a girl's brother (and convert him to a cult in the process), de-traumatize his best friend, and regrow his limbs. All the while he might just have Schizophrenia, we're not sure unless we watch the uncut version.
     
  2. A struggling journalist goes around laws to invade the privacy of an abused, adopted girl because she's creepy. The adopted girl then goes on a killing spree.

    (Also, maybe we could put answers in spoiler tags)
     
  3. Nate, is that

    The Ring? My best guess.

    Also (obviously) I'm okay with spoiler tags
     
  4. A man who was afraid to lose his wife kills everyone in a school because he assumed a creepy old man could help him. He then becomes a cripple and loses his wife after all.


    I have no idea about yours, Keileon
     
  5. wait are we supposed to guess things
    This one is
    the butterfly effect

    I know Miz's too but mostly because I know his favorite movies so I feel like I cheated so I won't answer that one.

    No idea what Nate's is.

    Here's one for the guessers:

    A narcissist gets put into his place by a group of misfits and a large construction vehicle.
     
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  6. Whitewashed bald kid is found by kids who talk too close to the camera, monotone, and is looked after by them as if this bald kid is some sort of lost turtle. Very delayed kung foo with special effects straight out of a middle school film class project. And lots of unimportant narration to cover up the fact that said movie has no plot.
     
  7. Starr, that's obviously

    The Last Airbender.

    I watch CinemaSins too :p

    Here's another...

    A guy and a girl love each other, but she's upper class and he's the "class clown", so the girl's in an arranged marriage with this other guy, yeah? But then the girl and the first guy get drugged and kidnapped and taken to a different country. So they're trying to find their way with the help of a french (canadian) golfer and his british sidekick. Meanwhile the girl's sister falls in love with Arranged Marriage Guy while she teaches him how to sing.
     
  8. Of course you'd go with Alpha and Omega... Kuda, wtf...

    idk why this one's on my mind...

    A bitch doesn't get invited to a big party and decides to be evil to a little girl. Three dipshits try to hide her from mooks so dumb, they didn't even remember who the fuck they were trying to find. Meanwhile, romance between the girl and some dude, both too stupid to realize they're betrothed to each other. Girl goes into a coma, dude gets captured, and the three dipshits save the day from the only person in this movie who actually knows what they're doing.
     
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  9. A real bitch talks a man into killing another man. Now king, three old women give him the lowdown, and it ain't good. The woman wanders the palace cursing her dog and telling him to leave. Then the trees walk over and kill him.


    Tyran;

    Cars?
     
    #9 Keileon, Mar 16, 2017 at 10:33 PM
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  10. Yes it is :D

    I have no guesses because I am dumb but here have another:

    A woman gets saved by an old man from being beat to death and while nursing her back to health, she tells him all of her whore stories. TO HER SURPRISE he tries to have sex with her afterwards.
     
  11. I'm gonna guess Macbeth, cause that sounds pretty close to Macbeth.
    Nymphomaniac.

    A grumpy old Canadian, an undocumented Mexican child, and a crippled bald guy try and escape the cops and get over the border to safety.
     
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  12. A couple of guys who were kicked out by their mother just want to go home, but Snape convinces a random lady to stop them because them going home could destroy the world. Also a couple of idiots try to get in her pants while a really old young-looking guy tags along.
     
  13. That's an easy one Kuda.
    Dogma, one of Kevin Smith's best movies.

    Edit:
    The Immortal Fresh Prince helps a World War I veteran overcome the horrors of his past, all the while teaching him how to play the whitest sport known to man, golf.
     
    #13 Persephone, Mar 17, 2017 at 12:29 AM
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  14. Okay so after accidentally nearly killing her younger sister during supernatural bed-time shenanigans a girls' parents seek guidance from excitable, magical stone people out in the woods somewhere. They separate the sisters, sort of. The younger sister grows up suffering from debilitating low self esteem never understanding why she was/is 'rejected' by her sister (the only other age appropriate person in her life) and winds up falling in love with an asshole. The asshole tries to kill her by leaving her to freeze to death, then attempts to run a sword through the older sister. The sister's save each other and the asshole goes home.

    I have no idea but it sounds like a really messed up version of Cinderella o.0
     
    #14 VelaDove, Mar 17, 2017 at 3:51 AM
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  15. Obviously Frozen.

    A grown man who was in only his underwear that morning impersonates his roommate so he can act as the teacher for a bunch of private school students aged approximately ten, so he can use their "talents" to make him rent money. He later admits to the parents that he has been touched by their children.
     
  16. Here's another...

    Guy gets stranded on planet, grows potatoes.

    Obviously


    It's been frvr but, School of Rock?
     
    #16 VelaDove, Mar 17, 2017 at 4:04 AM
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  17. Geez, I didn't think mine would be that hard. o__o

    The Martian?


    I guess I'll add in another one, but my first one's still open:

    After an attempt to impress a girl gets a dude into serious trouble, he gets sentenced to the worst punishment imaginable: a roadtrip with the world's most embarrassing dad. But through torture, manipulation, and eventual parental bonding, he gets another chance to impress her and everything works out.
     
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  18. Okay, so first, I realize that I typed 'Cinderella" for your first entry when I meant Sleeping Beauty, and for your second entry it sounds a lot like A Goofy Movie.
     
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  19. A little girl has multiple voices in her head and the movie plays it off like it's a normal thing.
     
  20. A girl that might not be a girl seduces all sorts of men and leads them to some kind of layer where she either consumes their soul, or maybe eats them, or traps them in some sort of abyss, and pulls their skin of maybe, not sure it's hard to tell...and then she starts to think she is a girl, or maybe she doesn't and makes a bunch of mistakes that lead to her death or possibly something else.
     

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