How do you clear a room?

I share my room with my mother and sister so beats me if I know.

Oh I can clear nonrelatives by pretending to practice Sanskrit or Latin homework. A steady rattle off of "पृथिव्याम् त्रिणि रत्नानि जलमन्नम् सुभाषितम् blah blah blah" does the job well. <3 If people are actually -interested- in my chanting and I'm really really not in the mood to make friends I start chanting "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana (in my most obnoxiously pretentious voice ever). THAT always does the trick. XD

 

I begin playing smooth jazz at maximum volume

 

I never really have an issue with clearing the room as my parents and sisters all respect my boundaries when I ask them to. If ever I did need to clear the room, though, I could probably blast some loud music of some sort (I sense a theme with that), or start playing a game to ignore the annoyances. Most of my family just leaves when I open up League.

 

Much like eebit, my parents are pretty cool when it comes to boundaries - however my family is also open about most any topic, so they usually dont knock if they want to walk in - which is fine by me! I don't really need to do those things in my house, even if I'm naked or getting dressed - WHO CARES?! It just my family to me, so it doesn't make sense to me to get offended by a little nudity~

However if I absolutely need to clear a room, or don't want someone in the room at the time, I usually only have one scenario - and it doesn't take much. If I hear someone coming downstairs towards my room, I just up and yell. "Gimme a few - I'm jerking off!" then they just turn around and ascend the stairs and leave me to my business~

 

Oh God one of my cousins (was Flamberge ever on here, it was him) did it very well a while ago by letting loose a silencer to silence all others. >_> Ugh, the stench was -outrageous-, God knows what he'd been eating.