(A)nd dis will be an addventore in a quest to locate a magickal flaing (P)inkhawtdawg! We weel ch@53 !t all throughout the magickal land of (R)eproduced burritos! we will chase and chase, and eventually we will (I)tch the monkeys out of this land, who are trying to break our horrible burrit0 (L)and! (F)or all of us, we cannot stand to let this hawt dawg die such a horrible death! (O)r we could simply let it do so, and eat the remains. Well, what ever it takes, we (O)riental people will save the hawtdawg in the magickal flaing pink hawtdawg (L)and adventures! (S)o lets all have fun with this role play idea, and tell me. are you convinced? Spoiler Capitals Bro, read them
Obviousness here simply cannot be more absurd than this. Kid, let the pros do the April Fools jokes, eh?